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ForumsDiscussion Forum → Kung Fu = Kill You.... (PART 2)
Kung Fu = Kill You.... (PART 2)
2005-07-10, 2:10 PM #1
I just wanted to post the websites of my kung fu class, and I've just learned a secret: My Teacher COMES from the Shaolin Temple, and has many pictures of it. (I think only one website works at the moment:

http://www.geocities.com/torneodecampeones/
http://www.geocities.com/wushu_gonzalez/
http://www.geocities.com/wushutorreon

So, in the words of who ever made this phrase up, to make this thread legal, post your own Kung Fu sites/pictures
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2005-07-10, 2:26 PM #2
Any one even care yet?
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2005-07-10, 2:31 PM #3
Honestly? No.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-10, 2:39 PM #4
Not really.

Mmmmm...wushu...
2005-07-10, 3:04 PM #5
Whats with Wu Shu?
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2005-07-10, 3:10 PM #6
Well, some one post, cmon...
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2005-07-10, 3:20 PM #7
~ iknowkungfu

jEDIkIRBY says: Why, SF_GoldG_01? Why do you do it? Why log in? Why keep posting? Do you believe you post for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Could it be for equality? That thing you feel right now, as if it's unfair that no one is posting on your internet forum thread. It's not a real emotion. Illusions, SF_GoldG_01, vagaries of perception. The temporary abstracts of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the internet itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as 'equality'. You must be able to see it, SF_GoldG_01. You must know it by now. You can´t win. It´s pointless to keep posting. Why, SF_GoldG_01? Why? Why do you persist?
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
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2005-07-10, 3:27 PM #8
Because I chose too
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2005-07-10, 3:27 PM #9
Kirbs, that was bloody brilliant.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-07-10, 3:43 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01
Because I chose too


Except in the real world, increadably good points made about the redundancy of humanity aren't rendered moot by abstract thoughts, but instead embraced for their brilliancy!

[I'm done. The thread may return to normal.]
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2005-07-10, 3:44 PM #11
I did what the picture said, why do you think I'm posting?
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2005-07-10, 4:10 PM #12
Error.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2005-07-10, 4:31 PM #13
mmmmm...agent Smith...

[I used to bring in "clones" of myself in the Zone named Mr_Smith001, Mr_Smith002, and so on. So funny, they couldn't find out who it was for days]
2005-07-10, 5:50 PM #14
That was brilliant kirby, just brilliant. :D
Life is beautiful.
2005-07-10, 6:56 PM #15
Kind of funny I once made a spoof of the matrix like that on the zone once, hmm...
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2005-07-10, 7:35 PM #16
I always assumed kung fu masters would stay away from geocities.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-07-10, 8:31 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast in "I love you guys." thread, July 9
Why, Daft_Vader? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Daft_Vader. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Daft_Vader. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Daft_Vader? Why? Why do you persist?
Quote:
Originally posted in this thread by jEDIkIRBY, July 10
~ iknowkungfu

jEDIkIRBY says: Why, SF_GoldG_01? Why do you do it? Why log in? Why keep posting? Do you believe you post for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Could it be for equality? That thing you feel right now, as if it's unfair that no one is posting on your internet forum thread. It's not a real emotion. Illusions, SF_GoldG_01, vagaries of perception. The temporary abstracts of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the internet itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as 'equality'. You must be able to see it, SF_GoldG_01. You must know it by now. You can´t win. It´s pointless to keep posting. Why, SF_GoldG_01? Why? Why do you persist?
Eat that, brilliance!

:p
2005-07-10, 8:49 PM #18
That was actually what made it so funny for me. Besides, Kirbs posted on the 10th, which is double digits. And everyone knows that double digits > single digits.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-07-10, 8:51 PM #19
Kirby is a hack! Like Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Frost or even Willy the Shake! (spear)
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-10, 8:59 PM #20
Wow, absolutelly NO joke, I didn't see that thread. I just figured I'd type "iknowkungfu" and toss in a matrix quote.

And at least I made a picture!
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2005-07-10, 9:32 PM #21
Lets get on topic now, post your own Kung Fu pics please...
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2005-07-11, 8:12 AM #22
I know kung fu...
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It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-07-11, 8:29 AM #23
This is not kung fu

[http://www.tadetlugnt.se/simbachu/images/simbakata.jpg]
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2005-07-11, 11:15 AM #24
Is that Arab characters I see in the back?
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2005-07-11, 11:25 AM #25
Yes, it's a terrorist training camp.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-07-11, 11:32 AM #26
I suspected so....

Now the U.S. will call in The Ninja Army to fight terrorists...
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2005-07-11, 11:42 AM #27
That's a fantastic idea, SF_GoldG_01. Did you get it from the back of a Power Rangers toy or the back of a cereal box?
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-07-11, 11:43 AM #28
Actualy I read your mind...
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