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I stabbed a man today...
2005-07-10, 8:23 PM #1
Two muffins were in an oven. One of the muffins says "Man, it's really hot in here." The other muffin replies "OH MY GOD! IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!"

You know that's good...
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-07-10, 8:29 PM #2
Spam

Post +1
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-10, 8:32 PM #3
Haha my dad told me that one the other day :rolleyes:
2005-07-10, 8:33 PM #4
Words cannot describe the anxiety I felt upon reading that...
Life is beautiful.
2005-07-10, 8:36 PM #5
You spelled talking wrong, and used a quotation mark instead of an apostrophe. You're also missing a couple commas, an exclamation point, and a capital letter.
2005-07-10, 8:38 PM #6
You tell him Vinny!
Life is beautiful.
2005-07-10, 8:44 PM #7
Would you look at that? I messed up the whole point of the joke. I'm going to bed.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-07-10, 8:58 PM #8
It's already been done. You sir, lose at life.
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Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-07-10, 8:58 PM #9
Ehem......what Olie said.....
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
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2005-07-10, 9:35 PM #10
So... uh... 3 guys walk into a bar...

*ducks*
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-07-10, 9:50 PM #11
Two penguins are in a bathtub. One drops a bar of soap, the other picks up a type-writer.....

Ponder that
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-07-10, 10:01 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
So... uh... 3 guys walk into a bar...

*ducks*



lol

Three guys walk into a bar... one ducks.


Lame, I know, but that post reminded me of it.
2005-07-10, 10:05 PM #13
Why did johnny take a shower?

Because he was dirty.
2005-07-10, 10:09 PM #14
Here's a good one that Rob cooked up a while back and Daft_Vader recently posted:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-07-10, 10:10 PM #15
A bass drum, snare drum, and cymbal set fall off a cliff...

BA-DUM TSSSSH!
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-07-10, 10:14 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by BV
A bass drum, snare drum, and cymbal set fall off a cliff...

BA-DUM TSSSSH!


If I were drunk, that would be hilarious.
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2005-07-10, 11:30 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by mscbuck
Two penguins are in a bathtub. One drops a bar of soap, the other picks up a type-writer.....

Ponder that


Sir, my name is Bender, from Bender Bender Bender Bender and Spleen. We are also part of IBM Legal.

Of great note today, sir, is that you have violated certain outstanding patents and copyrights of the great Lord Silence.

You are to immediately withdraw the copyright violation (the penguin joke of dhoom, modified though it may be) and pay a fine to the great Lord Silence.

A fine of your soul.

Thank you, and have a nice day.
I am constant as the northern star
2005-07-10, 11:35 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by BV
A bass drum, snare drum, and cymbal set fall off a cliff...

BA-DUM TSSSSH!


Since when do snare drums go "dum"

WELL
2005-07-11, 12:11 AM #19
So there I was going into the mall when all of a sudden "OMFG U N00b TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneon" I turn around and find a guy dressed up like me diving forward while shooting a couple of uzi's at me so I got my katana out WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!! and I dash forward, side to side, and finally bam him on the head as I was RUNNING UP THE WALL!

Best day ever.

[spam +1]?
2005-07-11, 12:41 AM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by SG-fan
Here's a good one that Rob cooked up a while back and Daft_Vader recently posted:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?



I didn't cook that up, I copied it from somewhere.
2005-07-11, 6:15 AM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Thrawn42689
Since when do snare drums go "dum"

WELL


I thought the BA was the snare drum, the DUM was the bass?
/fluffle
2005-07-11, 6:50 AM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Sats
I thought the BA was the snare drum, the DUM was the bass?


Actually, it's generally the floor tom that is used for that.
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2005-07-11, 7:07 AM #23
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Attachment: 5983/drum.gif (7,611 bytes)
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2005-07-11, 8:13 AM #24
[10:08] xone009: A farmer gets a new rooster
[10:08] xone009: The new rooster is talking to the old rooster
[10:08] ian doki: YOU GOT ME A PUPPY?
[10:08] xone009: "Now, I get all the pretty hens old man, you can stick to the old ones."
[10:08] xone009: "Now wait just a cotton-picking minute sonny, I'll agree to that only if you can beat me in a race around the coop."
[10:09] xone009: "But I get a 3 second headstart, since I'm old."
[10:09] xone009: "Fair enough" says the young chicken
[10:09] xone009: The two get set, and the old chicken races ahead.
[10:10] xone009: The young chicken takes off, barelling around the first corner, directly behind the old rooster
[10:10] xone009: Suddenly the farmer takes out his shotgun and blasts the young rooster in the head. "Third gay rooster I got this week."
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Free Jin!
2005-07-11, 8:22 AM #25
<3!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-07-11, 11:25 AM #26
Aye, good stuff.
Pissed Off?
2005-07-11, 12:27 PM #27
In befo da lok!

I love wikijokes.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-07-11, 12:40 PM #28
They can't lock this thread. I have an orb of non-locking +1.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-07-11, 1:46 PM #29
Ok so its like this armless and legless woman (once had an accident) who was lying on the beach one day when a hot guy walked passed her. She looked at him and he looked back, then she smiled and said, "I've always wanted to be screwed by a hot guy like you." He smiled and took her in his arms, then turned and threw her far in the water.

"You're screwed now." he said as he walked away.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-07-11, 1:49 PM #30
in the spirt of randomness in this thread.

[http://filebox.vt.edu/users/bgibson/sigs/potatoes.gif]
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2005-07-11, 2:00 PM #31
Go take those?
2005-07-11, 2:03 PM #32
[http://www.stfu.se/stfu.gif]
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2005-07-11, 2:06 PM #33
So much randomness...
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2005-07-11, 2:09 PM #34
[http://123lol.netfirms.com/k/care.jpg]
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2005-07-11, 2:13 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
I didn't cook that up, I copied it from somewhere.


Actually, the only line I typed on that was "and Daft_Vader recently posted" The rest was straight from his post :p
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-07-11, 2:18 PM #36
[http://www.boomspeed.com/chaosmage/frankie.jpg]
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-07-11, 2:20 PM #37
I declare this thread derailed in the name of funny pictures!

Even though it's not technically derailed...after all, the railing was incoherent blabbering.
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2005-07-11, 2:21 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Morpheus
[http://www.boomspeed.com/chaosmage/frankie.jpg]


What a horrifying image.
2005-07-11, 3:38 PM #39
[http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/4611/golfsign2uq.jpg]
2005-07-11, 7:14 PM #40
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/JoZ/Darth_Beavis_01.jpg]
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