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The Lego of Christ
2005-07-11, 10:10 PM #1
Amen.
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Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-11, 10:11 PM #2
One of the guys is pretty short, next to Jesus.

And I just realized they're yellow, like the Simpsons.
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2005-07-11, 10:11 PM #3
I dont even know what to say to that
2005-07-11, 10:11 PM #4
I won't go to hell because of this, will I?
Pissed Off?
2005-07-11, 10:21 PM #5
http://thebricktestament.com/
Hilarious site.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-07-11, 10:38 PM #6
I wish there was a Lego version of Pulp Fiction.
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2005-07-11, 11:10 PM #7
But...there's tweleve goblets! OMG MY GRANDFATHER IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING!

[EDIT:] Jesus wore Jedi robes?
2005-07-11, 11:17 PM #8
My brother wrote and article for his high school paper called "Jesus was a Jedi". It was pretty good stuff.
Pissed Off?
2005-07-11, 11:28 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Gebohq
One of the guys is pretty short, next to Jesus.

And I just realized they're yellow, like the Simpsons.

He is just kickin' it.
2005-07-12, 2:49 AM #10
*looks at anchor tatooed figure*

Was Jesus one of the first pirate Captains?
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-07-12, 3:18 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire
http://thebricktestament.com/
Hilarious site.


Wow lego people in sexual positions.. I've seen it all.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-07-12, 4:21 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Z@NARDI
Wow lego people in sexual positions.. I've seen it all.


No, you haven't.

(Warning: Contains Lego figures in sexual explicit positions, bad language, violence and hilarity)
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2005-07-12, 5:02 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Simbachu
No, you haven't.

(Warning: Contains Lego figures in sexual explicit positions, bad language, violence and hilarity)


Quote:
dungeon sex is exhausting but also very fulfilling!!


LMFAO
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-07-12, 6:24 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
Amen.


Why does Jesus look pissed?
nope.
2005-07-12, 6:49 AM #15
It's missing something.

There.
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2005-07-12, 7:14 AM #16
My god...there's stuff going on with those lego people that are just...wrong!
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-07-12, 8:16 AM #17
What if Jesus were a video game star? (Scroll down to find it.)

Lyrics:
Quote:
Jesus is like, a Super Mario Brother,
Cause He's super, and He's definitely Italian,
Jesus is like, a Super Mario Brother,
Cause every time He dies, He comes right back to life.

Jesus is like, Link from Zelda,
He uses a sword, but His is made of truth and light,
Jesus is like, Link from Zelda,
He vanquishes foes, and He transcends time.

Chorus:
If Jesus were a Video Game Star,
You wouldn't need continues,
Or worry about wrecking your Mario Kart,
Although the foes are evil, and sometimes mean,
With Jesus as the hero you'd never ever ever,
See the game over screen.

Jesus is like, Sonic the Hedgehog,
He was there for the Genesis, not the one made by Sega,
Jesus is like, Sonic the Hedgehog,
Minus the blue, the shoes, and oh wait, He’s not a hedgehog.

Donkey Kong, is the devil in pixilated form,
He jumps up and down, and shakes the ground you're walking on,
Donkey Kong, is the devil in pixilated form,
He throws barrels, and corrupted Diddy Kong


<3 the last verse! :D
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2005-07-12, 12:10 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire
http://thebricktestament.com/
Hilarious site.
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2005-07-12, 12:59 PM #19
So does this mean Qui-Gon was really the one who should have brought balance to the Force?
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2005-07-12, 1:30 PM #20
Dude, those lyrics are so wrong! Since when was Jesus Italian? And how the hell did they get the idea of DK corrupting Diddy? :confused:
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2005-07-12, 5:11 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Anovis
But...there's tweleve goblets! OMG MY GRANDFATHER IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING!


Ahahahaha!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-12, 5:50 PM #22
@ DogS, where did those lyrics come from, and who are they by? I want to hear that song.:D

[EDIT] nevermind. I just read the rest of your post.
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2005-07-12, 6:04 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Gebohq
Dude, those lyrics are so wrong! Since when was Jesus Italian? And how the hell did they get the idea of DK corrupting Diddy? :confused:
That's what makes it funny.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-07-12, 6:52 PM #24
Wow. First I thought the Bible one was strange (what's with the kids?) but then I saw the porn series...
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I don't know what to say.

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