-What is your prefered weapon for zombie slaying?

-Have you ever killed a zombie with your bare hands?

-to impress a girl?

-was said girl impressed?

-which sock do you put on first?

-which side of the bed is the wrong side?


-why do people ask the stupid question 'how much wood would a woodchuck chuck...'?

-you want to go zombie hunting sometime?

man i love zombies
-What is your prefered weapon for zombie slaying?
chopstick

-Have you ever killed a zombie with your bare hands?
No but ive thought about it, first id take my pinky finger then insert it into the eyesocket really fast, while screaming.
-to impress a girl?
no but she would be.


-which sock do you put on first?
Right

-which side of the bed is the wrong side?
the side closest to the wall, currently the left side

-why do people ask the stupid question 'how much wood would a woodchuck chuck...'?
Ask yourself that.

-you want to go zombie hunting sometime?
Depends what kind of zombie: the slow zombies like headcrab zombies are fine but the ones that run and scream (dawn of the dead, 28 days later) no way.

In the great temple at Benares, beneath the dome which marks the centre of the world, rests a brass plate in which are fixed three diamond needles, each a cubit high and as thick as the body of a bee. On one of these needles, at the creation, God placed sixty-four discs of pure gold, the largest disc resting on the brass plate, and the others getting smaller and smaller up to the top one. This is the Tower of Bramah. Day and night unceasingly the priests transfer the discs from one diamond needle to another according to the fixed and immutable laws of Bramah, which require that the priest on duty must not move more than one disc at a time and that he must place this disc on a needle so that there is no smaller disc below it. When the sixty-four discs shall have been thus transferred from the needle on which at the creation God placed them to one of the other needles, tower, temple, and Brahmins alike will crumble into dust, and with a thunderclap the world will vanish.

Assuming that it takes three seconds to move one disk, how long will the world exist?

Towers of Hanoi? Did this in math, theres some sort of exponential function involved, maybe one day ill plug some numbers in and get an answer, the answer.

Have you ever cut off an arm to impress a girl?

...will you?

-puppy dog eyes-

I dont think i would want to impress that type of girl.

I am thoroughly insulted.

Well, not really.

to life the universe and everything?

Can't be the same answer as to the Hanoi-riddle.

The answer to that is (2^64 - 1) * 3sec = 5.5340232221128655e+19sec ~ 9.2233720368547758e+17min ~ 15372286728091293h ~ 640511947003803.9d ~ 1753630939451.727 years

hi, welcome to massassi. RUN, IT'S A TRAP!!!! Oh NO, they found me. RUN!!!!!!

um... have fun... don't hit on my girlfriend or you'l get hate mail.

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Do you consider yourself a spud muffin?

Dude,

Have you ever thought to yourself:

"Zub! Zgahnubble!"

"Spl00nta-ma-kl00nta-yaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"?



















*shrugs*

I have.

Welcome to Massassi!

They have our souls!

It's like that song 'Hotel California'

Don't you know? GBK is incompatible with girl.exe! Every time they are run in conjunction, a cataclysmic system crash ensues.

Linux. Pfft.

Ok MR. Potato head… ive got some questions for you:


To begin with, would you like some Toast?

Does windows really have a lower TCO than Linux?

What was the first Linux distribution?

What is the best Linux distribution?

Would you like a Muffin?

What is the minimum fatal dose of death?

Why do Intelligent people buy cinema hotdogs?

How about a bagel?

What is the canonical definition of canonical?

Do you have a girlfriend?

If so what is her phone number?

Would you like croissant?

WHERE IS THE VILLAGE?

What is the closest planet to the sun?

What is the square root of 2049?

Waffle?

Ok, Last Question: Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?

Talkie.

*ponder*