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Living out an internet cliche...albeit unknowningly
2005-07-13, 9:10 PM #1
I know proper procedure when IMed by a stranger is to play along, but I was kind of in a bad mood and didn't feel like making the effort. This was an odd conversation, certainly. I imagine he was rather rudely suprised.

Quote:
ROY-KO-ROY (08:30 PM) :
oi
Snyder (08:31 PM) :
Halt and identify.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:32 PM) :
how... relaxe
I´m Charles, and u?
Snyder (08:32 PM) :
I'm fine thank you, and who are you?
ROY-KO-ROY (08:33 PM) :

I'm brazilian
ROY-KO-ROY (08:33 PM) :
do u speak portuguese?
Snyder (08:33 PM) :
Not usually.
Snyder (08:34 PM) :
Now, what is my username?
ROY-KO-ROY (08:35 PM) :
it belongs to a character of the dysney
ROY-KO-ROY (08:35 PM) :
why?
Snyder (08:35 PM) :
I was unaware.
Snyder (08:35 PM) :
I'm interested to know how you got my ICQ address, since I only made it to talk to a friend of mine and didn't give it to anyone else.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:37 PM) :
by... "find user" of ICQ
ROY-KO-ROY (08:37 PM) :
some problem?
ROY-KO-ROY (08:38 PM) :
hey!!
Snyder (08:38 PM) :
Yes?
ROY-KO-ROY (08:39 PM) :
do you want to talk with me?
Snyder (08:39 PM) :
Hang on
ROY-KO-ROY (08:40 PM) :
ok
Snyder (08:40 PM) :
Uh oh
Snyder (08:40 PM) :
I think I just blew up the track I was working on
Snyder (08:41 PM) :
Anyway, I'm not really sure what this thing is all about--I thought ICQ was an IMer, not an online personals program :p
ROY-KO-ROY (08:42 PM) :
hehehehehe
I´sorry
ROY-KO-ROY (08:43 PM) :
but...
Snyder (08:43 PM) :
It's all right but...was there anything in particular you wanted to talk about?
Snyder (08:43 PM) :
I.E. can I help you with something?
ROY-KO-ROY (08:44 PM) :
what?
ROY-KO-ROY (08:44 PM) :
ah ok
ROY-KO-ROY (08:44 PM) :
what do you want to know?
Snyder (08:46 PM) :
I want to know if there is anything I can help you with.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:47 PM) :
do u live in Angola?
ROY-KO-ROY (08:47 PM) :
why don't you speak Portuguese?
Snyder (08:48 PM) :
Probably because I don't live in Angola.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:49 PM) :
??????????????????
Snyder (08:49 PM) :
I don't live in Angola, I live in the United States. This is probably why I do not speak Portuguese.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:50 PM) :
ok
ROY-KO-ROY (08:50 PM) :
you will leave alone
ROY-KO-ROY (08:50 PM) :
bye bye
Snyder (08:50 PM) :
Yes, I suppose I will. Good bye! Have a nice day!
ROY-KO-ROY (08:51 PM) :
not good bye
just........
bye bye
Snyder (08:52 PM) :
Well, that's not very nice.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:52 PM) :
why?
Snyder (08:53 PM) :
Well, it implies a sort of general animosity.
Snyder (08:53 PM) :
That you welcome our parting. But if you meant no offense, I shall take none.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:54 PM) :
what is correct then?
Snyder (08:54 PM) :
Both are correct.
Snyder (08:54 PM) :
But saying that it's just bye bye and not good bye means "I don't like you." In a roundabout kind of way.
ROY-KO-ROY (08:55 PM) :
I´Sorry
ROY-KO-ROY (08:55 PM) :
SEE YOU
Snyder (08:55 PM) :
Don't worry, it's okay!
Snyder (08:55 PM) :
Bye!
ROY-KO-ROY (08:56 PM) :
bye
ROY-KO-ROY (08:56 PM) :
You are graced
hehehehehe

bye again

ROY-KO-ROY (08:57 PM) :
ah! you didn't tell me your name.
Snyder (08:57 PM) :
Snyder, Dan, whatever. :p
ROY-KO-ROY (08:58 PM) :
a beautiful name
Snyder (08:58 PM) :
Th-thanks.
ROY-KO-ROY (09:00 PM) :
you to be a beautiful girl, similar to the name

bye for the last time, not that I want
Snyder (09:01 PM) :
I am male.
ROY-KO-ROY (09:03 PM) :
in the icq you this as female

Snyder (09:03 PM) :
Oh, I put that as a joke. Ha ha.
Snyder (09:04 PM) :
I didn't think anyone would be reading it!


Here, the communication came to an abrupt end. I think I see, now, why he was so reluctant to say goodbye.
2005-07-13, 9:13 PM #2
hehehehe. Next time, close it off with something like "Yeah, I'm a guy right now, but after the surgery . . . "
Pissed Off?
2005-07-13, 9:14 PM #3
He wanted some
A/S/L goin' on with you.
2005-07-13, 9:20 PM #4
How odd.
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2005-07-13, 9:20 PM #5
Not good bye...

just bye bye.
2005-07-13, 10:01 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Anovis
Not good bye...

just bye bye.


This is a quote / inside joke to be remembered

and no one in a month will know wtf it refers to but I will start using it liberally
一个大西瓜
2005-07-13, 11:01 PM #7
For being in a "bad mood" I was expecting you to be mean :(
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-07-13, 11:09 PM #8
hehe.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-07-14, 12:29 AM #9
My brother once worked in Angola so that (according to his boss) "soon every child born in Angola will have his own e-mail adress".
Sorry for the lousy German

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