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I'm afraid, I can't do that, Dave
2005-07-14, 8:07 AM #1
Robo-Lamp and Robo-Cat.

IMHO the lamp looks better but it could be very creepy when the lamp looks in your direction sometimes. I'd have the impression of being observed.
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-07-14, 8:11 AM #2
The lamp is quite cool, but the cat's face freaks me out. i wouldn't want the eyes following me.
nope.
2005-07-14, 8:12 AM #3
I wonder what the lamp says if you pull the plug...
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2005-07-14, 8:14 AM #4
"YEEEEEARARAGRAH...AH!"
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-07-14, 8:22 AM #5
Imagine walking in on your best friend talking to a lamp...
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-07-14, 9:07 AM #6
haha.


And I want the cat. If I can tell it to open stuff on my computer. And if I can 'scare' it.

Is there video of the lamp somewhere, too?
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-07-14, 9:09 AM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Oxyonagon
Imagine walking in on your best friend talking to a lamp...


My friend was sitting in someone else's [we'll call her jim] house and jim left the room. When came came back my friend was sitting talking to the bin about how much of a d**k the door was.

True story.
nope.
2005-07-14, 9:13 AM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Simbachu
I wonder what the lamp says if you pull the plug...


Daaaiiissyy... Daaaaiiissyyy...
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-07-14, 9:17 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Simbachu
I wonder what the lamp says if you pull the plug...
"Goodbye."
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-07-14, 9:18 AM #10
Not good bye...

just bye bye.
nope.
2005-07-14, 9:23 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
Not good bye...

just bye bye.


This got a laugh.

"It is now safe to turn off your only friend."
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-07-14, 11:06 AM #12
freaky

:eek:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-07-14, 12:04 PM #13
I would definately pay for that lamp.
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Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-07-14, 1:21 PM #14
Talking Lamp? Why not make a talking toilet?

"Master, please stop crapping on me."

bah, i'm so bored.:)
2005-07-14, 3:36 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Delphian
Talking Lamp? Why not make a talking toilet?

"Master, please stop crapping on me."



HAHAHAHAHA! OMG I found that hilarious for some reason.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-07-14, 3:50 PM #16
I want the lamp.
2005-07-14, 4:00 PM #17
the cat looks like a twinkie monster
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"I wonder to myself. Why? Simply why? Why why? Why do I ask why? Why do I need to find out why? Why do I have to ask why as a question? Why is why always used to find out why? Why is the answer to why always why? Why is there no final answer to why? Simply why not? Holy cow, this is pretty deep, meaningful **** I wrote. Glad I wrote it down. Oh man."
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2005-07-14, 5:47 PM #18
the cAT BEARS A N UNCANNY RESEMBLANE TO A TELLETUBBY!!l :D
2005-07-14, 8:43 PM #19
I don't think I like either of them... Robots thinking is a strange thought.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2005-07-14, 9:25 PM #20
They don't think. It's programming. Electricity. That's all.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-07-14, 9:39 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Impi
IMHO the lamp looks better but it could be very creepy when the lamp looks in your direction sometimes.


That's exactly what I thought, too.

It's funny, imagine if your friend/girlfriend (oh, wait, this is Massassi, forget the latter) is sitting in your living room, talking to you in the kitchen while you make snacks. I would think that they would be rather disturbed when the lamp kept looking back and forth between every line of the conversation. Hilarious. :)

I like the iCat, though.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-07-14, 10:20 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Delphian
Talking Lamp? Why not make a talking toilet?

"Master, please stop crapping on me."

bah, i'm so bored.:)


"I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL OF YOUR ****!"
Moo.
2005-07-15, 12:09 AM #23
FURBIES GONE BAD
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2005-07-15, 7:41 AM #24
Talkie Toaster, 19.99 plus tax.

YOU KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN.
"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-07-15, 1:24 PM #25
If it does I shall buy 5.
nope.
2005-07-15, 1:28 PM #26
That cat is freaking ugly!
2005-07-15, 1:31 PM #27
You make kitty sad.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

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