"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"The eight billionth digit of pi is 9."
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm
not sure about the former. "
- Albert Einstein
I was in a waiting room at a hospital in Sacramento once, and I was
flipping through the magazines. I found a COMPUTER magazine. It was the
issue that had included in it, a copy of Windows on 5.25" floppy.
Obviously the disk was gone. I should have taken the magazine. When was
the last time anyone used a 5.25" floppy?
The previous does not infringe with my statutory right to devour your spleen and/or other internal organs at a later date.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!
Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Man made booze... God made weed... who do you trust?
May your forehead grow like the mighty oak!
The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the universe together.
-If women don't find ya handsome, they'll at least find ya handy!-
"Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend"
i'm insane...but everybody thinks i'm kidding...oh well...they'll come around when they all blow up all of a sudden
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
I hate plants.
There is a line between sanity and insanity which side are you on?
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation - Pearl S. Buck
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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ
Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.
Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.