So tonight we all went out to a bachleor party with my oldest brother (of 5 total of us) and we went to this place called Speed Zone where you had arcade games and raced things ranging from go karts to the hot rods. Well I was on one race when this punk kid smacked into me and caused me to spin out and I spent like 90 seconds stuck. Finally after getting free, he wiped my brother out then me out again then another guy out then he finally got stuck.

After the race, where I spent a combined total of like 2 minutes racing, I had the kid and his entire party thrown out of the place just for his actions alone. He was specifically targeting people to cause them to wipe out, and on this particular track, once you wiped out, you pretty much could NOT move unless helped. So I got a free race for me and my brothers. We went to another track.

I promptly owned everyone.

See this track has better traction, it was more slippery and easier to drive on. I lapped almost everyone on the track, and was just driving like I was playing Grand Turismo 4. No one could figure out how I was able to take such control of my car and make these turns and not wipe out. I simply knew when to throw the brakes on and go.

Finally as we left, I whispered to the only UNMARRIED brother that when he is getting married, I am in control of the party. I already told my friends that when I'm finally getting married, which won't be like 8 more years, that I want them to do the bachleor party.

It'll be a thing of legend.

*cough*

The Best Man is in charge of the Bachelor party, so I hope you're going to be the best man.

STFU Yoshi


Sucks about that group, but it sounds fun anyway

What. I didn't say he couldn't post here. Was just giving a 'helpful link'. I do believe you're derailing the thread, dear SAJN.

Ok. ok.

Let's just move on from here. Come on. Move along. That's it. Keep going. YOU TWO MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!

Says the drunken wizard...*whistles and moves on*

<_< >_>

haha I actually watched that movie just the other night for the first time.

<3 Racing.

THRAWN.. come race me at the go cart track we have here in columbus. Forget everything you knew about driving.

<3 beating people on go-karts because of video games.

X'D

you played arcade games for a bachelor party?

dude, i think you missed a lot of potential there.

(hint: it involves whiskey and boobs)

he's American, Mr. Stafford.

Greatness.

And how does that change anything?

Wow. Was it a bachelor's party or an 8 year old boy's birthday? I can hardly tell.

Not a bachelor party without the excessive alcohol.

That is all.

In America, it involves beer and boobies. Not whiskey.

beer > whiskey

More of a drink and less of an utility (ice cold beer = ahhhhhhh, ice cold whiskey = ewww)

i usually go on drunken efficiency.

Indeed. Unless there's some Coke around.

Holla if you hear me!

Yeah but rum is soo much better in Coke

No. You. Outside. Now.

Don't trash the Jack and Coke, boy!

Whiskey is better straight.

I'm not trashing jack and coke.. I drink it all the time. Of course.. if I wasn't broke and I bought my own it would be rum and coke. or straight tequila

I have drank it straight, but I like the taste of Jack and Coke so much better. But Rum and Coke is <<< Whiskey and Coke.

And Tequila's just nasty :p

the great thing about JD and Coke is that I can drink it all night and feel fine the next day.

Read original post. My brother didnt want that. I did.

There's a magic moutian by me that has "faster" carts than the average all ages carts (You just have to have a drives id).

Anyway.. they put this powder on the track that helps the cars "drift" around the track.. SO MUCH FUN its like $10 for 3 runs.