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OSC Empire Photoshop contest (With DVD Prize)
2004-05-16, 1:51 PM #1
The Topic:

"Big Budget Hollywood Films You'd Never Want To See".


Rules:

* No Pornographic images.
* No Nudity.
* Nothing Racist.
* One entry per person.
* All entries must be in by June 1st 2004.
* All images must be posted here.


Here is a list of prizes (You pick one, you don't get them all :P ):

The Last Samurai
Kill Bill Vol.1
Big Fish
Book Of Five Rings Collection: First Samurai
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
The Matrix: Revolutions

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited May 16, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-16, 2:05 PM #2
The contest is an official product of OSC Empire. Also, I would like to note that you can use ANY program to create the image. Not just photoshop.
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[This message has been edited by Yecti (edited May 16, 2004).]
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2004-05-16, 2:42 PM #3
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
The Last Samurai
Kill Bill Vol.1
Big Fish
Book Of Five Rings Collection: First Samurai
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
The Matrix: Revolutions
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They'd better all be widescreen.



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2004-05-16, 2:44 PM #4
You can choose. You can even get it on VHS if you are too poor [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-16, 2:45 PM #5
Email me about that Kill Bill poster, Sajn.

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2004-05-16, 2:56 PM #6
[http://s91219416.onlinehome.us/KILL-BILL-cover.jpg]

this one? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
I knew alot of people would wanna do this, so I did it as quick as possible. Quality suffered because of that fact, though.


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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-05-16, 3:15 PM #7
"Big Budget Hollywood Films You'd Never Want To See".

yeah, but I'd want to see that. haha.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-16, 3:16 PM #8
Yeah, but I wouldn't.
linux fan-boys are a peeve of mine. Actually, fan-boy anything are peeves of mine, but those especially. I have nothing against linux at all, but I hate people...well let's just say I could give examples but I won't.
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[This message has been edited by Compos Mentis (edited May 16, 2004).]
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-05-16, 3:22 PM #9
Eveyone is going to want to see the movies, because its a stupid idea and people would like to see it because stupid humor is funny. However bad an idea, someone is gonna want to see it. unless its like... watching paint dry: the movie, but thats just lame.

Anyways...

[http://bb.1asphost.com/cazorfett/nbesac.jpg]

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[This message has been edited by Cazor (edited May 16, 2004).]
2004-05-16, 3:28 PM #10
... you have to post your entry on OSC. There is a reason why we're doing it... you know.. to increase traffic... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Oh, and Mentis, if you feel that you want to update your image now you can. Just use the same file name and edit your post.

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[This message has been edited by Yecti (edited May 16, 2004).]
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-16, 3:30 PM #11
Yecti, if you look they both posted on OSC.

(Oh, yeah. You guys can always edit your picture, you jsut can't make a totally new one)

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited May 16, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-16, 3:31 PM #12
neat

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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-05-16, 3:32 PM #13
oh... I just was too fast... I see... Sorry caz. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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OSC Returns!!
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-16, 3:48 PM #14
I'd do it, but I don't really want any of those movies if I were to win.

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2004-05-16, 3:49 PM #15
Take the movie and pawn it for cash. :/

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-16, 4:00 PM #16
If you win I'm sure we could figure something out.

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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-16, 4:05 PM #17
I normally don't enter contests like this, but I thought the movie choice was great.

What are the rules on multiple entries?

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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-05-16, 4:14 PM #18
As of now it clearly states one entry per person. But if there isn't enough interest we may change that at a later date.

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
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1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-16, 4:21 PM #19
I must have skipped over that. I even read it 3 times, lol.

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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-05-16, 5:08 PM #20
/me gets a sign with "MORE ENTIRES" written on it.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-16, 6:40 PM #21
Can I just recycle some old Photoshop contest entires? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

[http://zaffod.homestead.com/files/dasbooty.jpg]

[http://zaffod.homestead.com/files/everybodyring.jpg]

[http://zaffod.homestead.com/files/speed50.jpg]

[http://zaffod.homestead.com/files/teaser_poster.jpg]

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2004-05-16, 6:48 PM #22
i suck at photoshop...

here's my horrifying movie idea... taking good stuff and making it not good...

[http://members.aol.com/DrkJedi82/spaceketballs.jpg]

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[This message has been edited by DrkJedi82 (edited May 16, 2004).]
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2004-05-16, 7:02 PM #23
After seeing Spork's mad photoshop skills I didnt want to submit anything.

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2004-05-16, 7:05 PM #24
[http://www.oscempire.net/images/site/pscontest2004/tofu_lethalpassion.jpg]
MSPaint is fun too!
EDIT: It seems the IC is down, so I'm stealing your bandwidth Yecti! Let me know if it's a problem.

[This message has been edited by Evil_Tofu (edited May 17, 2004).]
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-05-16, 7:17 PM #25
i knew jesus was black.


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2004-05-16, 7:21 PM #26
Didn't we all? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-05-16, 7:47 PM #27
See... now the thing is, I don't know if I can accept Sporks... Since he's just showcasing his OLD WORKS and CLEARLY BROKE THE 1 ENTRY PER CONTESTANT rule... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] Not to mention he didn't post anythin on OSC. So let's not allow him to discourage. Though I was hoping he'd enter. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-16, 7:52 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:

[http://zaffod.homestead.com/files/speed50.jpg]



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LMAO!

*Saves*



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2004-05-16, 8:06 PM #29
I lost my Photoshop CD and dont currently have it installed, Yecti. Actually someone probably borrwed it...

Anywho, if I do download Gimp and enter something it'll be brand-new, not just a recycle [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Spork (edited May 16, 2004).]
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2004-05-16, 8:09 PM #30
That's what I wanted to hear. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-17, 12:44 AM #31
Spork, those are yours? I saved those on my PC ages ago. Yeah, but I'm sure if you made some new ones, that'd be awesome.

/grabs his sides...laughs. "Everybody gets a ring" hehe.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-17, 1:44 AM #32
If spork enters, I am so screwed. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


[http://24.198.18.46/ijk/img/potp2p.jpg]

^ meh.

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2004-05-17, 7:36 AM #33
5 contestants so far. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-17, 7:53 AM #34
Open to cross-ponders?
What region DVD's?

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2004-05-17, 8:23 AM #35
The legistics of international stuff hasn't really been lined out yet. I'm not really sure what to do in said situation.

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-17, 11:03 AM #36
As it stands international contestants aren't a problem. But you'll have to allow 4 to 6 weeks to arrive maybe. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-17, 4:15 PM #37
i'll... go for it.

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2004-05-17, 4:35 PM #38
cool

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2004-05-17, 4:43 PM #39
...If GBK would please post my Admiral Ackbar Reservoir Dogs photoshop, I'll help degrade your website to SA-status.

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