w00t! On time. So anyways, I was thinking of ideas for my poll this week. Which is cooler, who would win...you know...what I normally do at work. I thought of Zombies vs. Pirates, or Pirates vs. Ninjas, but it all seemed too...unfair. Then it came to me on behalf of Jon'C's help, why not Ninja's, who are highly trained in secerete martial art called Ninjitsu, which incorperates hidden tactics to stealthly dispose of your prey...against Robots, who dosn't feel pain when a Ninja tries to break its neck..against Pirates, who can blast a cannon because they feel like it and say "Arrr!" as they're doing so...against finally, Zombies, who apparently don't care if you stab them in the backs with Shorikahns (throwing stars).

Now given that all of these creatures are in the same area at the same time, trying to fight for survival, and are in small groups, who would win this weeks scenerio?

Ninjas, hands down.

duh. ninjas.

Ninjas.

Ninjas, again

Ninjas. I have no rational argument, and do not need one.

They ninjas would survive because they'd hide in the shadows and let everyone lese kill each other.

Wow, for me, it's a tough choice between pirates and zombies... What happens if a zombie bites a pirate, making zombie pirates?! Arrrrruuugghh

Dude, Ninjas! I mean come on, Batman's a ninja!

There's a reason ninjas have been around the longest.

What the hell is wrong with you people! Ninjas have the constitution of a squirrel. A squirrel that's made of SOFT BUTTER. They die in one hit, and take turns doing so, thus never overwhelming their opponent.
Pirates would win because they have awesome coats. And hats. And Guybrush Threepwood, who can only die if he has to hold his breath for longer than ten minutes.

Oh dude, Guybrush Threepwood! He would win.

With help from Timmy the monkey of course.

Even ninjas have to sleep, and that's when the zombies will get them. You cannot stop the hordes.

Granted, robots would beat zombies because they cannot themselves become zombies.

Robots would win because of the zombies. The zombies have no reason to attack the robots, and since the zombies are no threat to them because of this, the robots would let them live to distract the other organic opponents.

With the zombie distraction going on, the robots would focus on taking down the pirates first if they were within range (non-boated Ps) or else they'd focus on the ninjas. When one of those groups was down, they'd take on the remaining group, followed by the zombies if necessary (like if they're surrounding a mall and the robots want to go buy stuff or something, then the zombies are no longer safe).

It is possible that either ninjas, pirates, or both would catch on to this plan and try to take out the robots first. However, with the ancient and well-known feud between ninjas and pirates still going on to this day, it is unlikely either faction would attack anything but their respective arch-nemeses first, allowing the robots to proceed with the above plan.

Seems like a fair enough battle here...PIRATES FTW! ARRR!

CRAP, that says Zombies.. they always win in hoards

I'm with Masq on this one.

Pirates (vikings to be specific).

ninjas. because ninjas are totally sweet.

Not really robots, but eh...

Zombies are out of question. Not only are they encumbered by rotting flesh but more importantly rotting brains. They wouldn't even know if they were winning or losing.

Pirates are disorganized and prone to fight amongst themselves. Take out the captain of a ship, and a fighting will ensue to fill the place, thus weakening the crew both in the short and long run. And besides they would be too easy to lure into a trap: All you need is a few kegs of rum, and they would drink themselves senseless.

Robots would be the only real adversaries for the ninjas. Traditional ninja techniques might not be appropriate against them, depending on the build of the robots. This would be the only real fight for the winning faction.

Ninjas, garbage how could anyone pick them? This is a free for all, not a sneak around and poison people while they sleep battle! Ninjas claim to be extra sneaky and tricky as part of their awsomeness but its really what makes them suck. They really couldnt beat anyone that was concious of them in a straight fight, i.e a free for all.

Pirates on the other hand are use to this. Theyll sail right up to you in broad daylight flying their awsome flag so you know what coming, no matter hw hard you prepare there gonna be crazy amounts of pirates swining on to your vessle destroying oyu and stealing your bouty.

Zombies arent smart enough and robots arent advanced enough. Pirates for the win.

You obviously know nothing of pirates. If you did, you would know that the more they drink, the stronger they get. Taking the rum from them also won't help, because it will just make them angry, which will also make them stronger. Your only chance is to distract them with gold.

Arrrrrr, I voted for ninjas, but I forgot Guybrush Threepwood.
I mean, Guybrush is the living proof, that pirates are better than both zombies and robots.
So only ninjas remain but they wouldn't have a chance, because Guybrush has the power of the story behind him.

But then again, MI5, the only episode where there could be ninjas, is the last episode. And a hero is supposed to die in the end.

Tough call, perhaps it was good that I voted for ninjas after all.

I voted for zombies because technically when you are undead you don't need to worry about survival because you're already dead. What's the worst that can happen?

Pirates, for the parrots could peck out the ninjas/zombies eyes.

That and because they have swashbuckling. Everyone loves swashbuckling.

Ninjas. Duh.

Wow. Apparently I didn't see all parts of this website. it is therefore removed from my post.

But Ninjas would still win.

Ninjas win, no question.

(whats the F word? Frisbee?)