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Make your own Engrish!
2005-07-18, 8:51 AM #1
It's hilarious! Try going here. Next type something in and translate it from English to Japanese. Then copy and paste the Japanese into the lower box, titled "Translate again" and translate it form Japanese to English. Hilarity ensues.

Example: Some guys are in mechs and invading an enemy town.

English:
Alright, everyone. We have hostile infantry in the town square, so stay in your vehicles and don't be afraid to step on the enemy soldiers.

Japanese:
申し分なく、皆。私達に町正方形で敵の歩兵がある、従ってあなたの車にとどまり、敵兵士で歩むこと恐れているがあってはいけない。

Engrish:
Without something to say, everyone. In us there is an infantry of the enemy in town square, therefore it is restricted to your vehicre, walking with the enemy troop loyal retainer it fears, but you do not have to be.

The word "Engrish" was made up by engrish.com
Made you look
2005-07-18, 9:02 AM #2
English:
This is truly a great day in the history of mankind, for I will conquer the galaxy at last fools.

Engrish:
This is the day when history of the mankind is splendid not to lie, because, I being the last idiot, conquer the galaxy.
2005-07-18, 9:10 AM #3
English: I really love dance dance revolution.

Engrish: I love the revolution of dance of dance really.
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2005-07-18, 9:12 AM #4
Oh my god run, Godzilla is attacking!

Operation and godzilla of my God it attacks Ohio state!
nope.
2005-07-18, 9:16 AM #5
English: Yes old bean, I myself am quite impartial to some roast beef with a side of mashed potato.

Engrish: The bean which is and is old, by your fair I AM considerably in a certain roast beef where the side of the potato which was crushed has been attached.
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2005-07-18, 9:30 AM #6
"May the bullet time be with you." Max Payne


"Time of the May bullet there is with you. "Highest Payne
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-07-18, 9:52 AM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by FastGamerr
English: Yes old bean, I myself am quite impartial to some roast beef with a side of mashed potato.

Engrish: The bean which is and is old, by your fair I AM considerably in a certain roast beef where the side of the potato which was crushed has been attached.


I love you.
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2005-07-18, 9:54 AM #8
English: I CAN'T FOCUS!

Engrish: As for me! It cannot concentrate!

seriously guys, I can't focus, it's really freaking me out
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2005-07-18, 9:58 AM #9
Original Engrish: All your base are belong to us.
Engrishized Engrish: Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.
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2005-07-18, 10:01 AM #10
English: The Massassi Temple.

Engrish: The temple of Massassi.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-18, 10:02 AM #11
English - Massassi rocks your socks

Engrish - Massassi shakes your socks
nope.
2005-07-18, 10:08 AM #12
English: Everyone run to the hills, for the greatest days of great are over and DEATH is upon us all

Engrish: Everyone who moves to the hill because it is large to end splendid day, us entirely there is a death
[This message has been edited by Viper45 (edited December 27, 2000).]
2005-07-18, 10:10 AM #13
Quote:
English: Everyone run to the hills, for the greatest days of great are over and DEATH is upon us all
Engrish: Everyone who moves to the hill because it is large to end splendid day, us entirely there is a death


WTF?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-18, 10:12 AM #14
English: May the Force be with you.

Engrish: As for May power there is with you.
2005-07-18, 10:15 AM #15
English: I went fishing and caught twenty huge fish that nibbled on my toes.

Engrish: I went, picking caught 20 enormous fishes which are gnawed with my toe.

:p
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-07-18, 10:18 AM #16
English: May he beat the anvil and stone untill his muscles turn dry and leathery and his rotten bones fall to dust.

Engrish: He the anvil which is struck may, is, it dried untill of the stone in the dust, that muscular revolution of leathery and that the bone which rots it falls.


English: I flew to the midwest, and it was cold and rainy there.

Engrish: I flew to the American Nakanishi section, that the rain and was cold there.

...wtf?
2005-07-18, 11:08 AM #17
English: They provide the paint for the picture perfect masterpiece you will paint on thei insides of your eyelids

Engrish: Those offer the paint to the complete masterpiece of the image which you paint inside your eyelid



English: When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk with a gun in my hand, singing "my my my how the time does fly when you know you're gonna die by the end of the night"

Engrish: When those come because of me, I sit down when "in my desk where the gun of my hand which sings my my me has been attached the dies of gonna you know that is to end of the night" time how flies,
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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2005-07-18, 11:48 AM #18
English: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.

Engrish: Me whom I love, the happy family which is we it loves.

:o
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"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2005-07-18, 11:49 AM #19
WTF?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-18, 11:51 AM #20
*stabs a certain purple dinosaur*
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-07-18, 12:03 PM #21
English: And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


Engrish: And I the poison of my sibling do in thee of large vengeance and violent anger, in order to destroy, the people who are tried strike. When and I make my vengeance you, you know that I am main.


And for the record, Piggot, that is one of my favorite lines in any type of media (the "yes old bean," line)
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2005-07-18, 2:20 PM #22
Because it had to be done:

Engrish: All your base are belong to us!

Even More Engrish: Your basis everything belongs to us, it is!

Even EVEN More Engrish: With entirely there is your foundation which belongs to our that!

I can see that i'm going to have some fun with this :D

*EDIT: Ah carp. Missed Freelancer's post
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2005-07-18, 2:40 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
Operation and godzilla of my God it attacks Ohio state!


damit!
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-07-18, 2:55 PM #24
English - You are correct sir, for I am the chosen one who will save the universe from the killer sand.

Engrish - It is correct, is, because outer space is rescued or, someone as for me is 1 year old which is chosen from the killer sand.
2005-07-18, 3:16 PM #25
I am such a 1337 h4x0r, I could pwn you even if I was blindfolded!!1

As for me me blindfolded! ! Even at 1 very 1337 h4x0r, me it is pwn which it is possible



Ooookay...
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-18, 3:36 PM #26
English: I stepped up to the plate, swung the bat, and hit a home run that won us the championship cup game.

Engrish: I shook the bat entering at bat, and the game of the glass of championship hit to the home run which wins in us.

Even more engrished up: I agitated the baton that enters in the baton, and the game of the glass of the stroke of championship to the rest functions that it earns in us.
2005-07-18, 3:36 PM #27
English:
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.


Engrish:
It is not possible the people at the time of the part people of time entirely and all some people to be possible, to deceive people all everything of time to deceive.





English: You don't know the power of the Dark Side!
Engrish: Power of the dark aspect is not known!
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2005-07-18, 3:47 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by FastGamerr
English: Yes old bean, I myself am quite impartial to some roast beef with a side of mashed potato.

Engrish: The bean which is and is old, by your fair I AM considerably in a certain roast beef where the side of the potato which was crushed has been attached.

Quote:
Originally posted by AKPiggott
I love you.

I recognized that line instantly! One of the funniest things ever made for MotS!!! :D

And just thought I'd mention, this was posted less than a year ago, but still a good waste of time.
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2005-07-18, 3:50 PM #29
I've come to the conclusion by reading the English-Japanese-English that the Japanese must speak like Yoda...

.....just testing my theory......

English : to the hills we must go

Engrish: We must go to the hill.

it works...

[edit, haven't tested it that well as I'm now going to sleep....after a month of lazy about I now have job and have to get up at 7am, its now midnight-ish]
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-07-18, 3:51 PM #30
english:
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

engrish:
So, as for me today sitting down in my cubicle, as for me since I start working, it is bad all single days of my life with that preceding day directly it actualized. As the thing all single day which meets to me, been the day when that my life is worst even.
2005-07-18, 3:52 PM #31
I would try something later, lazy right now.

Gloomy, the naughty adult bear wins.
2005-07-18, 5:06 PM #32
English: Dude.

Engrish: Man.

Sorry, couldn't think of anything else to say. :o
DO NOT WANT.
2005-07-18, 5:28 PM #33
Who watches the watchmen?
Someone looks at night watch?
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-07-18, 6:54 PM #34
Is this the real life?

As for this is there a substantial life?

i can sorta understand where its coming from
2005-07-18, 6:55 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
*stabs a certain purple dinosaur*



gj, finally beat jo :p
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-07-18, 9:12 PM #36
English: In the beginning, there was nothing, except for some nachos.

Engrish: With beginning, there was no at all, excluding nachos.

English: Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either condition.

Engrish: If it should not have been drunk, I am the lunatic, but me the fact that whichever condition it can make like the gentleman is relied on.

English: Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.

Engrish: Question is the heavy load to other things; You answer to the jail because your own.

and my favorite:

English: Please do not eat the nachos, as they are covered in imitation cheese and do not taste good; however, feel free to indulge in our complementary taco bar.

Engrish: With the imitation cheese it is covered, in order for taste not to do well, nachos it does not have to eat; However, enjoying our supplemental tacos sticks be moved by freely.
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2005-07-18, 9:43 PM #37
-> Mom, you smell like a dead turtle with crap hanging out its ***


-> Like the turtle which has the junk which catches from the mother and the donkey and dies smell does
2005-07-18, 9:52 PM #38
English: One small step for mankind...
Engrish: The step whose one for the mankind is small...
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2005-07-19, 10:43 AM #39
English:
Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most

Engrish:
The gum really is all. Gum I hate the majority

English:
You smell like old people, and soap. I like it.

Engrish:
Like the senior citizens and the soap smell does. I like that.

<3 Charlie
2005-07-19, 12:51 PM #40
English: Around the survivors, a perimeter create
Engrish: Around the survivor, it draws up around
Super Engrish: Around the survivor, it pulls that
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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