Terrorist 1 on microphone: omgwftbbq I'm talking lol!!!1!!!!1!
Counter Terrorist 1 on microphone: omg so am I d00d! roflbacon!
T1 mic: omg what **** you little **** ***** **** and *****
T1 mic: <bad singing>
T1 mic: ****ed in the *** with a ****ing ****** **** *******
CT1: Well, I gotta go.
T1: bye *****
T1: omfg auto noob *****
Counter Terrorist 2 w/o microphone: lolrofl
<Rambling and cussing brought to you by T1>
<CT2 throws Flashbangs all over the place, usually blinding me at the beginning of the game. This goes on for a few minutes>
<CT2 leave>
<More cussing and bad singing by T1 for about 5 minutes>
<I kill T1 using that sniper rifle with the 20 or 30 bullet magazine>
T1: Use an auto you noob
<T1 leaves>


*sigh* First game I've ever played with one of those "leet" microphone-wielding dip****s I've heard about so much.

Wow...People actually talk like that too?

I did the leet speak for emphasis and satire. He sure did like hearing himself talk though. Especially saying ****.

You can mute people by going into the (in the main menu) selecting their names and "Muting in-game voice"

Also, I'd try the hard CS Servers. They lag a bit, but they're good servers.

[url]www.hardgaming.com[/url]