I gave to her the best of me
It was then she got the best of me
I gave to her the rest of me
It was then she took a rest from me




It's not that I hate women. I hate people in general. But women really know how to destroy a guy's soul in a way that no other thing can.

Apparently, I'm not the person my girlfriend thought I was and after 4 years she's finally found true happiness.... HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS! See, while I was out in Europe for 2 months, she meditated on everything in her life and realized that she spent too much time with me, her boyfriend, and needed to branch out a bit more socially. Ya, so she picked my circle of friends. I'm not really a social person. I like being alone for the most part, but my friends, when I'm with them, are sacred. Now all of them are turned against me because I supposedly returned from Europe an ******* who's superiority complex was compounded by my European acculturation. This just sucks. She says she still loves me but I feel betrayed and alone.

This is why God made sheep.... no. This is why God made other women.

/rant.

I hate these forums.

Oh wait, sorry - you were saying something?

Go to a bar and get laid.

kidding

So, does this mean you're gay now?

Chicks suck.

You guys are terrible.

Schming, I'm sorry to hear that.

It'll get better...

Great song writing material, if nothing else

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Go to a bar and get laid.

kidding[/QUOTE]

That was one of my first impulses and the sad part is I've had 2 of my friends, who happen to be girls, offer a sympathy bang. I'm going to regret turning them down later... I mean, DAMN!

Well with me, humor is a coping mechanism. It may be the same for him, I don't know. But it makes looking back on something easier.

Misogynists of the world, unite!

I hear ya, man. I've been through the gauntlet a few times. I've also seen a lot of men who are equally as destructive. The moral is that people, in general, are heartless hellspawn.

Just kidding, of course. You'll find a good bunch eventually. Unfortunately, you have to wade through crap to get to them sometimes.

Really? I don't. :p


No, seriously, I feel for you. Sometimes, they can be... difficult.

What you need to do is find one that you like, then clone her but tweak her genes so she's more... controllable (like the Republic's clone army)

You... turned down.... free sex?

Bad times, man.

I can sort of relate, Schming. Except, my girlfriend broke up with me because she was going camping the next weekend, and because things "kinda happen up there", she said she didn't want to cheat on me. She said she didn't want me to think she was a slut, because she "has values." However, we had only been going out for two weeks, not four years, and we don't have many friends in common....

Hmmm....

Guess I can't relate with you too much after all.

In any case, I hope you feel better soon.

Does 2 weeks really constitute a BF/GF realationship?

Hmmm... Now that I think about it, I suppose it doesn't. It was more of a "Sort of, but not quite a significant other" situation.

Hmm, you should have asked for vouchers or something, you know? Redeemable at your convenience?

If they were your friends, Schming, wouldn't they let you plead your case, instead of listening to that girl?

yeah, what he said.

Your friends must still care if they offered free sex... no seriously! I mean, strangers don't exactly come up to you and offer you free sex to comfort you.

(here comes the "Well maybe they don't to you!" jokes )

Indeed.

twice.

did you return with a superiority complex?

"late at night she knocks on my door
she's drunk again and looking to score
oh i know i should say no but
it's kind of hard when she's ready to go
i may be dumb, but i'm not a dweeb
i'm just a sucker with no self esteem"
- the offspring.

know it.

.....

No, I've always had one.

I'm feeling better today... but now I have to see about redeeming my rain checks....

Umm...okay.

It's not misogyny, it's MYsogeny...

And I don't understand how chicks go about offering you a sympathy bang:

Yeah, nothing will patch up a relationship quite like banging another girl.

If you're seriously considering it, expect to loose her permanently.

And you'll always have your guitar. Sweet, sweet guitar... *drools*

...

I have to go to my room now... for... a while...

Uh.. It's not really my place, but she couldn't have had that many values, or any at all, if she was honestly afraid that she would lose control and cheat on you.

I think the best part of that was that some of them DO call me Schmingy! Mwahahahaha!

>.>

What? It's true, mostly.

Not like I can't say the same about guys, though. Rrrr.

:p

dude, its only one lass, love women for the important reasons.....

you know....


like talking....

and bonding....


and the important stuff...

not that I would ever condone using lots of women for sex, you know, its not like they wanna do it too.

Love is the slowest form of suicide.

Hehehehe.

HAHA!

We had a heart to heart today and basically worked everything out to the point where she said this line "I think it's about time you started dating other people just to make sure, I'll still be here whenever."

It's like a Get-Out-of-Jail-and-Grab-a-Couple-Sluts free card!

I love women!

Have sex with your hottest (female) teacher.

Sounds to me like her interest in you is slowly falling.


[edit] I just saw your most recent post, and my suspicions were correct, based on what you said. Damn I'm good. :p