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The Age Guesser
2005-07-20, 9:06 PM #1
The Grim Reaper Will Guess Your Age!

Just type in a fake email address, then answer the questions. At first, I thought it would be gimmicky, but surprisingly, the Grim Reaper guessed my age at 18. Considering I'm 16, I think that's pretty accurate for a computer program.

Anyway, post your real age and the age you were guessed at.
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2005-07-20, 9:17 PM #2
Guessed age = 24

Real Age = 21
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2005-07-20, 9:23 PM #3
Guessed = 21
Real Age = 15

I'm more mature for my age... :D
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2005-07-20, 9:28 PM #4
I don't know the answers to most of those questions. :p
2005-07-20, 9:31 PM #5
Age it thinks = 21

Real age = 17
2005-07-20, 9:46 PM #6
Guess: 26

Real Age: 20
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2005-07-20, 9:52 PM #7
Guess = 27
Real age = 18

: /
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2005-07-20, 9:58 PM #8
It said I was 20 and I'm 23.
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2005-07-20, 10:13 PM #9
It said I'm 27 and I'm 20.
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2005-07-20, 10:14 PM #10
It Said: 28
Really Am: 15
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2005-07-20, 10:19 PM #11
It said: 19
Real Age: 25

so, yeah, I guess it's wrong :)
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2005-07-20, 10:32 PM #12
Guessed:22
Actual age:18

Meh, not really that acurate.
2005-07-20, 10:38 PM #13
Sum of factored ages: 89497
Sum of factors: 4440
Grim Reaper's guess: 20
Your age: 17
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2005-07-20, 10:41 PM #14
Guessed 20, really 23.


It hinges greatly on whether or not you saw the moon landing. If you did, it says you're 35 with high relevance. If you didn't, then you're 20 with high relevance (I forget the exact numbers but most questions had a relevance of 10 or so, while moon landing had like 645).
2005-07-20, 11:03 PM #15
guess 30
im 18
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2005-07-20, 11:29 PM #16
guessed 22, I'm 20.

I did go for quite a few answers I'd consider pretty old aged, so I'm surprised it was so close.
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2005-07-20, 11:49 PM #17
me–––-–– 17
guess–--– 24

I knew what kilroy was and that probably threw it off
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2005-07-20, 11:55 PM #18
Guessed: 21
Real: 20
2005-07-21, 12:05 AM #19
Guess: 22

Real: 16
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2005-07-21, 2:18 AM #20
Guess: 21

Age: 20

I'm a tad impressed.
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2005-07-21, 4:34 AM #21
Guess: 20
Real Age: 19¾ :eek:
2005-07-21, 4:47 AM #22
Guess: 25
Real Age: 19

Not that close.
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2005-07-21, 4:53 AM #23
Guess: 23
Real Age: 18

You lose! Good day, sir!
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2005-07-21, 4:54 AM #24
Guessed: 21
Actual: 19

I was surprised the question about hopping didn't drop me farther. I answered zero because I often hop up and down when I get excited.

Question 3 came down to a choice between gum and investing.
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2005-07-21, 5:42 AM #25
Guessed - 18
Actual - 17
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2005-07-21, 6:06 AM #26
Guessed = 23
Real = 16

Not really accurate...
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2005-07-21, 6:23 AM #27
Guess - 18
Real - 21
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2005-07-21, 7:47 AM #28
Guess : 21
Real : 16
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2005-07-21, 8:37 AM #29
Guessed: 20
Real: 15
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2005-07-21, 8:41 AM #30
Guessed: 21
Age: 16
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2005-07-21, 8:45 AM #31
Guess: 21
Real: 18
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2005-07-21, 11:04 PM #32
Right on at 21.
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2005-07-21, 11:12 PM #33
Guessed: 21
Real: 19
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2005-07-21, 11:22 PM #34
It said 24
I'll be 18 next month
2005-07-22, 12:34 AM #35
Guessed: 25
Age: 15
2005-07-22, 2:02 AM #36
I can't even answer half of those questions
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2005-07-22, 2:02 AM #37
Guessed age = 26
Real age = 20

I don't know how it factors out, but a couple of the questions I was unsure how to answer were the ones on my inner feelings and the ice cream flavour. I chose confusion, which apparently correlates to age 10 :rolleyes:, and tried to choose between vanilla (which indicates age 40) and rum & raisin (age 60???), and chose vanilla.

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