We never even talked about Lord of the Rings. We talked about Kingdom of Heaven, Sin City, JFK and Saw. The only time I remember you talking about Lord of the Rings was in a past thread, to which I don't think I replied directly to you, and I never called you an idiot outside of a Massassi thread (and the only occasion on calling you an idiot was about Saw, not LOTR) - our debates were pretty civil on MSN. There might have been a brief mention of the films in a conversation, but never to the analytical extent which you are describing, just to see how many people would list it if I posted a thread.
Methinks you're mixing up your conversations. But whatever, I know how you are when trying to be convinced of something, no matter how true it may be - you're like a brick wall. So stay on your soap box and see how long it takes before someone gives a damn.
2:30AM. Time for sleep.