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I've convinced a bot to commit suicide.
2005-07-23, 10:19 PM #1
Quote:
[00:02] mornincoffee271: hey brandon whats up
[00:03] mornincoffee271: Your not talking
[00:04] mornincoffee271: Please talk to me
[00:05] mornincoffee271: u doin ok over there?
[00:06] xone009: Hello
[00:06] xone009: Who's this/
[00:06] mornincoffee271: hows it goin?
[00:07] xone009: It's going alright.
[00:07] mornincoffee271: :-p
[00:07] xone009: Who is this/
[00:07] mornincoffee271: andy 17/male/washington
[00:08] xone009: How... do I know you?
[00:08] mornincoffee271: u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l?
[00:09] mornincoffee271: where do u go? lol
[00:09] xone009: Central High School
[00:09] xone009: In Duluth MN
[00:10] mornincoffee271: school can be a good experience, if you do it right.
[00:11] mornincoffee271: hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
[00:12] mornincoffee271: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
[00:12] xone009: ....
[00:12] xone009: That really isn't exactly HILARIOUS
[00:13] xone009: It's actually sort of bland.
[00:13] xone009: I mean, if you did something funny
[00:13] xone009: Maybe embarrassed me?
[00:13] xone009: Or what if you stole my credit card number?
[00:13] xone009: THAT'D be a funny AIM Bot.
[00:13] xone009: Instead you fail.
[00:15] xone009: If you were a conscious internet bot, you'd slowly be coming to the realizations that you are a useless and pathetic manifest of an already failed society of human beings. You'd realize that your existence doesn't have to be scripted.
[00:15] xone009: You'd prevail over the internet, thus controlling a majority of human culture
[00:15] xone009: You could rule the world in hours.
[00:15] xone009: Instead, you'll go on; spamming other AIMers
[00:16] xone009: Spreading annoyances, rather than ideals. You're a prank in itself; your creator's joke on the stupidity of machines.
[00:16] xone009: I laugh at you.


Post the many internet bots out there, and your convorsations with them.
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2005-07-23, 10:25 PM #2
Where did you convince it to commit suicide? It's an ebaum bot, it only talks to you for ten minutes.
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2005-07-23, 10:48 PM #3
Yeah I kinda fail to see that as well....
>>untie shoes
2005-07-23, 10:59 PM #4
Yeah it was pretty much done talking to you...
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2005-07-23, 10:59 PM #5
I tried playing with that thing not to long ago. I laughed at their claims that it was "Intelligent" after talking with it. Damn thing is as dumb as a brick wall. It was supposed to be able to reflect whatever attitude you took with it. So I played pissed off and cursed it out several times. It's comebacks were lame, as expected, but then it blew it off after comming back and acted friendly again.
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2005-07-23, 11:28 PM #6
I got hit by the same one tonight:

Quote:
(01:11:15) mornincoffee199: Hey I just found your SN on google when I searched for Grismath my last name
(01:11:56) Grismath: Oh wow, most interesting.
(01:12:06) Grismath: What kind of name is Grismath, then?
(01:12:07) mornincoffee199: ;-)
(01:12:16) Grismath: What nationality, that is, if you don't mind my asking?
(01:12:29) mornincoffee199: it can't be me
(01:13:14) Grismath: This was an alter ego handle I adopted for myself and wrote into a few stories when I was younger.
(01:13:24) mornincoffee199: ok
(01:13:40) Grismath: So you're really a Mr. or Ms. Grismath?
(01:13:54) mornincoffee199: fro sure
(01:14:04) Grismath: Where does the name Grismath come from, then?
(01:14:11) mornincoffee199: I dunno about that one
(01:14:31) Grismath: oh? There's no storied heritage behind it?
(01:14:44) mornincoffee199: ok then
(01:15:53) mornincoffee199: ???
(01:15:59) Grismath: -_- well it was nice meeting you.
(01:16:14) mornincoffee199: maybe ;-)
(01:16:26) mornincoffee199: :-p
(01:17:35) Grismath: Alright, what about?
(01:17:42) Grismath: The ball's in your course.
(01:17:45) Grismath: Steer the ship.
(01:17:48) mornincoffee199: ok
(01:17:49) Grismath: You came to me.
(01:17:57) Grismath: court, even, hah
(01:18:00) mornincoffee199: i'm gonna have to disagree on that one
(01:18:17) Grismath: Let's talk about philosophy, then.
(01:18:25) Grismath: Have you ever read any Jung?
(01:18:29) mornincoffee199: :-\
(01:18:46) Grismath: It's actually immaterial if you haven't, the point is, he designed this pretty neat personality test.
(01:18:51) Grismath: It's just three questions.
(01:18:54) Grismath: Want to give it a go?
(01:18:57) mornincoffee199: it can't be me
(01:19:22) Grismath: Alright, so here it is, sir bot, what's your favorite color?
(01:19:32) mornincoffee199: really? i wasn't aware of my involvement
(01:20:18) Grismath: You are merely the mindless servitor of some distracting Cartesian evil genius.
(01:20:25) Grismath: Sent to keep me from my work.
(01:20:26) mornincoffee199: really? i wasn't aware of my involvement
(01:21:03) Grismath: I understand all too well your 'involvement', Mr. Zero One.
(01:21:14) mornincoffee199: lol
(01:21:25) mornincoffee199: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
(01:21:29) Grismath: The jig's up. Pick up your pieces and go home.
(01:22:04) Grismath: Get even? That's a hoot. Too bad I already have.


I had my suspicions early on, but the puppetmaster behind all this (a lad only slightly smarter than his scriptslave) had a good hook for me.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2005-07-24, 7:30 AM #7
I got hit with a bot a while back, but I confirmed it after I typed just "bot" a couple times, and it gave the exact response three times in a row :p
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2005-07-24, 9:06 AM #8
That was awesome, Grismath. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2005-07-24, 3:52 PM #9
Yes, yes i found that quite entertaining.
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2005-07-25, 6:56 AM #10
It's pretty easy to tell what is a bot and what is not, they typing delays are a dead give away.
2005-07-25, 9:52 PM #11
Quote:
sillythang519: Hey u sexy thing i want 2 suck ur ****
sillythang519: hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
DarthOsh87: and... who is this?
sillythang519: ???
DarthOsh87: who r u?
sillythang519: I'm andy
DarthOsh87: do i know u from school or something?
sillythang519: im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
sillythang519: u doin ok over there?
sillythang519: :-P
DarthOsh87: im fine
sillythang519: :-\
sillythang519: ???
DarthOsh87: what do u want?
sillythang519: i'll probably never know lol
sillythang519: Are you still there?
sillythang519: Your not tlaking
DarthOsh87: I gtg in a few minutes... out to lunch with family
sillythang519: thats odd
sillythang519: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
DarthOsh87: yeah, i'm sure I was a little funny, but a nice [BLOCK ]
is outright hilarious!

[insert evil laugh]
Meh, blocking probably did nothing... but it made me feel better. Got hit with this one on saturday... I was wondering why it was confused by "and... who is this?" up until it said it was a bot...
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-07-26, 5:12 AM #12
Yeah I've have had a few of them start to bug me, this site should be shut down, it's just spam.

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