LOL, this story is simply hilarious. I am in awe.



http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html




[This message has been edited by powertickle (edited May 17, 2004).]

Funniest thing ever.

Hahaha! I thought this was a joke... nevermind it's ananova.

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[This message has been edited by Schming (edited May 17, 2004).]

Ok, so let me get this straight. There are people who are doing the act at ages 12 and above here, whereas in Germany, theres actually middle-aged people who never heard of it?

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

Did they just expect a kid to appear at their doorstep?

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Where's the stork when you need one?

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I'm sorry, you must be lost... I think you really don't belong here.

O . . . M . . . G!

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

I dont know wiether to laugh or cry...



Sure, why not?

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They need to know!!! .

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OMFG this is truely a sign of apocolipse.

That. Is. So. Funny.

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Run Away!!

Some people are simply too damn stupid to live.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

So... was that woman wondering her whole life why she had a third extra hole between her legs and why it kept bleeding once a month?

-- SavageX

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Should people that naive be allowed to breed?

/kidding!!

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

No.

/not kidding

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

My first thought after reading that was "PWN3D!"

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[This message has been edited by Jin (edited May 18, 2004).]

I think this is proof that God does not, in fact, exist. No supernatural entity would be stupid enough to design a life form that doesn't instinctively know how to reproduce itself.

Don't quite get your logic there...

Seriously its near impossible that a man and woman could grow up to be middle aged without even knowing what sex is....

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/fluffle

I guess maybe they don't know what "sex" is, but they should have felt "feelings" inside that "interest" them. I mean, because they love each other and are romantically close, they must have "urge to connect more."

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That isn't about being "brought up in a religious environment," that is just pure stupidity. It's called natural selection: if you don't know how, you don't, and you don't get to poison the gene pool.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

what?, is sex ed not tought in schools in Germany?, or in there church, when thay went through 'marrage councling' was that never brought up? I hope that study doesent find any more of these people.

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Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Humans do instinctivly procreate, the way they were brought up interfered with their instincts.

Which brings me to point out something I've wondered before...
How did the first people ever figure it out?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I really did not think you could be that repressed. I mean... Wouldn't you have heard the word/topic of sex mentioned in 30 something years of living?? Their parents obviously knew something about it.. This is aggravating.

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[This message has been edited by MadQuack (edited May 18, 2004).]

Maybe they were adopted
But yeah, it is pretty amazing that not only a person didn't know about sex at age 30, but TWO of them! AND they happened to marry EACHOTHER! What are the odds!!

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[This message has been edited by Correction (edited May 18, 2004).]

these people arent 'religious', information has been withheld from them. my mom never gave me the sex talk coz she knew i knew what sex was, but when i got my period she still sat me down and explained me the biology of it alleven though i knew it bu thats besides the point. moms make sure about stuff like that. i dont know about guys and dads though. coz honestly unless theres a valid reason for why you bleed everymonth, every girl would be pretty freaked out.

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[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]

Here's the time-honored Cline's way of sex talk for the males of the family.

"Keep it in your pants son, and you won't get in trouble."

Nothing more, nothing less. It has worked for dad, it has worked for me.

That aside, how in the HELL can you NOT know a thing about sex in this day in age?? If they are Christian, they really need to pick up both Bibles and read them carefully. It is ok to have sex with your wife: whenever, however, whereever. If other religion..well I suppose that is what the doctrines teach well can't do much about that I suppose.

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It's Germany or Florida!

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

Private First Class Lynndie England and her crew could teach them a trick or two


http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/20802.htm

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"Music is the universal language and the
dialect we speak in is Hip Hop!" - King Solomon

The meaning of life is to reproduce. If you fail at this, your exsistance is useless. Even religion teaches us this.

On another note, maybe this is a good argument against religion :-P?

And lastly, it's really an interesting debate: Are people born with a sex drive? If someone could be so sheltered to not know about sex, would they still discover it in some natural way? Or are they born "Innocent" to such things. Plus, we can't forget the fact that they were brought up religiously: Perhaps it was something that was thought of shunned. When they were kids, they very well could have had a natural urge to release sexual tension, but don't remember it. They were probably scolded at such a young age for it, and it was deleted from their natural list of instincts.

What if they're lying out of their bums? I mean, it's free publicity. Free stupid publicity, but still publicity. Either way, they're idiots, and shouldn't be told about sex. Reproduction of these two is doomed.

JediKirby

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<]-[ellequin> I think I will leave it's corpse there, to warn all the other cats to keep out of my hibiscus patch

Live on, Adam.

I'm frankly disappointed that these people were told how to reproduce. A perfect chance to strengthen the gene pool gone to waste.

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[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.

That is one of the funniest and saddist article ever...

Lets talk about the birds and the bees...

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Weird Shi** Happens.
Light And Darkness

stupid people should not be allowed to breed... a long history of stupid people breeding is what brings the human race to where it is now

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

...And how the birds and the bees don't involve birds nor bees:P

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

And may I ask where you received your degree of expertise on the thought process of said supernatural entities?

Noooooooo! no religous fighting! ahhhhh.


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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

One of my teachers (in Germany AND in religion class) told us that in her time they were told about sex through a film about chickens reproducing.

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Sorry for the lousy English

Why is Germany, renowned for its full-frontal billboards and co-ed shower rooms, home to the two people in the world who don't know about sex?

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