I was in bed and, between crying about my ineptitude, pondering religion and fantasizing about fictitious women, I wondered: what would it be like to be a turtle?
I think it'd be pretty cool. You'd just be hanging out, in the pond or whatever, with your turtle friends, and then one would be like "hey guys I found a [whatever turtles eat]" and then you'd go over there and eat it and have a grand old time, until somebody runs over your brother with a van.
I think it'd be pretty cool. You'd just be hanging out, in the pond or whatever, with your turtle friends, and then one would be like "hey guys I found a [whatever turtles eat]" and then you'd go over there and eat it and have a grand old time, until somebody runs over your brother with a van.
You will die alone.
Snail Racing: 500 Posts Per Line
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guys I think my snail is stuck
Snail Racing: 500 Posts Per Line
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guys I think my snail is stuck