I was in bed and, between crying about my ineptitude, pondering religion and fantasizing about fictitious women, I wondered: what would it be like to be a turtle?

I think it'd be pretty cool. You'd just be hanging out, in the pond or whatever, with your turtle friends, and then one would be like "hey guys I found a [whatever turtles eat]" and then you'd go over there and eat it and have a grand old time, until somebody runs over your brother with a van.

KOWABUNGA!
*hits people*

/me puts on a blue bandana

No, not a mutant turtle, just a regular turtle.

Since we're gonna have a lot of trouble finding a mutant rat.

That'd be cool. I'd totally go all Panzer tank on everyone (except other turtles in shells and bigger animals) and just beat them. Because i've got my shell! HAHA! But yeah..it brings a whole to perspective to


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And you'd swing on poles to japanese themes.

http://tmntwtf.ytmnd.com/

Too bad "beating them" would mean crawling at .25 inches/sec and nibbling on them.

"What're you gonna do, bleed on me?"

-King Arthur, as portrayed in Monty Python: Holy Grail

1.) You're a monkey.
2.) You're also a man (apparently )
3.) Bender from Futurama relates to the turtle. >.>
5.) That is all.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]And you'd swing on poles to japanese themes.

http://tmntwtf.ytmnd.com/[/QUOTE]
That just made my day.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]And you'd swing on poles to japanese themes.

http://tmntwtf.ytmnd.com/[/QUOTE]

.. what the hell. I don't know why I can't stop watching it.

o.O

http://tmntshred.ytmnd.com/

THIS IS HILARIOUS:

SPOILER - Book 6 will be ruined if you read this!!!!!!!!!11

http://hankspotter.ytmnd.com/

SPOILER - Book 6 will be ruined if you read this!!!!!!!!!11

Bahahaha! Poor fellow, as if that volleyball wasn't enough.

I cried when he got washed away .

I swear he should have won an Oscar for Best Performing Volleyball in a Supporting Role.

For some reason I found this absolutely hilarious. Cookies to Daft!