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A Thought
2005-07-29, 8:08 PM #1
I was in bed and, between crying about my ineptitude, pondering religion and fantasizing about fictitious women, I wondered: what would it be like to be a turtle?

I think it'd be pretty cool. You'd just be hanging out, in the pond or whatever, with your turtle friends, and then one would be like "hey guys I found a [whatever turtles eat]" and then you'd go over there and eat it and have a grand old time, until somebody runs over your brother with a van.
You will die alone.
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guys I think my snail is stuck
2005-07-29, 8:12 PM #2
KOWABUNGA!
*hits people*
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2005-07-29, 8:16 PM #3
/me puts on a blue bandana
2005-07-29, 8:17 PM #4
No, not a mutant turtle, just a regular turtle.

Since we're gonna have a lot of trouble finding a mutant rat.
You will die alone.
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2005-07-29, 8:31 PM #5
That'd be cool. I'd totally go all Panzer tank on everyone (except other turtles in shells and bigger animals) and just beat them. Because i've got my shell! HAHA! But yeah..it brings a whole to perspective to


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2005-07-29, 8:50 PM #6
And you'd swing on poles to japanese themes.

http://tmntwtf.ytmnd.com/
D E A T H
2005-07-29, 9:03 PM #7
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
That'd be cool. I'd totally go all Panzer tank on everyone (except other turtles in shells and bigger animals) and just beat them.



Too bad "beating them" would mean crawling at .25 inches/sec and nibbling on them. :rolleyes:
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2005-07-29, 9:13 PM #8
"What're you gonna do, bleed on me?"

-King Arthur, as portrayed in Monty Python: Holy Grail
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2005-07-29, 9:31 PM #9
1.) You're a monkey.
2.) You're also a man (apparently :rolleyes: )
3.) Bender from Futurama relates to the turtle. >.>
5.) That is all.
2005-07-29, 10:00 PM #10
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]And you'd swing on poles to japanese themes.

http://tmntwtf.ytmnd.com/[/QUOTE]
That just made my day.
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2005-07-29, 10:18 PM #11
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]And you'd swing on poles to japanese themes.

http://tmntwtf.ytmnd.com/[/QUOTE]

.. what the hell. I don't know why I can't stop watching it.
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2005-07-29, 10:19 PM #12
o.O

http://tmntshred.ytmnd.com/
2005-07-29, 10:33 PM #13
THIS IS HILARIOUS:

SPOILER - Book 6 will be ruined if you read this!!!!!!!!!11

http://hankspotter.ytmnd.com/

SPOILER - Book 6 will be ruined if you read this!!!!!!!!!11
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2005-07-29, 10:35 PM #14
Bahahaha! Poor fellow, as if that volleyball wasn't enough. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2005-07-29, 10:38 PM #15
Originally posted by Zell:
Bahahaha! Poor fellow, as if that volleyball wasn't enough. :D

I cried when he got washed away . :(

I swear he should have won an Oscar for Best Performing Volleyball in a Supporting Role.
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2005-07-30, 9:11 PM #16
Quote:
I swear he should have won an Oscar for Best Performing Volleyball in a Supporting Role.

For some reason I found this absolutely hilarious. Cookies to Daft!
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