Kind of like your not-drunk pictures then.

Snap!

Most of these are of my good self and my best mate at a very posh dinner we have every year as part of college. For those that don't know, I'm the one in the glasses. I've had to URL them as the scaling is all over the place...

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/gallery/images/graz2.jpg
This was taken on my pikey 1.33 Megapixel camera, but it does importantly show how bad we were at one point in the evening (yes, he was worse and eventually chundered in the grounds outside the posh manor house we were being hosted at)

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/gallery/images/allen11.jpg
This shot unfortunately made the School Magazine no less, L-->R Me, Darren and Chris, who not only ate his own dinner but most of our mate Dan's as well, as Dan is the fussiest eater on Earth.

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/gallery/images/allen13.jpg
Don't ask. I don't remember this happening and I am disturbed by it...

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/gallery/images/allen15.jpg
Even when I've enjoyed a few, my loyalty to Queen and Country shines through...

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/DSC_1003.JPG
I still can't figure out if that's me choking, gagging or laughing at something amusing Darren has said - note that Darren is pulling a similar face - did they release poison gas into the dining hall and we don't remember it? Could be...

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/FDL_Dinner_008.jpg
Will steals my glasses, though I don't seem too upset. Note how untidy my tie has got at this stage...

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/FDL_Dinner_009.jpg
Me, looking unusually merry.

http://www.firepretty.co.uk/FDL_Dinner_011.jpg
My favourite, neither of us remember having this photo taken and discovered it on Darren's camera the next morning... which also means we don't know who managed to liberate his camera from him.

Nothing like a BJ


Don't get trashed around girls. This is what'll happen to you




Irish Car Bombs are good for you


15 drinks then three shots of Bacardi 151 is a bad idea. This pic is one of the last things I remember from that night


Drunk and Stoned

That last pic is gold, Avenger.

If you haven't had the chance to vacation there, let me recommend you to book a trip right away.

maybe, but that girl is almost certainly Renee Zellweger....

You heard it here first, folks.

as of right now i am pretty drunk, this is the story:
i went to work at a golf tournmanet held by the town's recreation deptartment and after i did all the work my boss told me to do he told me to rest, so i went to to the bar with my friend and sat down to watch the red sox game and low and behold the bar tender served us, im 18 and this is weird.

That's illeagal.

>.>

Haha, she hates it when people say that.....so I say it often

Usually there's not a camera around when we drink, so all I have is a couple drunk pictures from a party that was held like a year ago.

I can't post any as I don't have any as I've never been drunk. But the pictures on the thread are great.

That second one with the snakey tongue is disturbing.

actually i think the long snake tongue is rather sexy


oh and zuljin, i love your balls

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Why is Wolfy in that picture :p

Wow that does look exactly like him...although skinnier. Creepy.

shots from a couple nights ago...at a black and white party

Spring break consisted of:

now thats what im talking about

skyy is the only way to go

FINALLLY! some people i could actually party with from massassi. I always knew zul, super, and riv could get down, but wooo two more people.

I need to take some pictures. I'll have some tomorrow after tonight

yep, i usually find a nice masculine butt to hump when i'm drunk

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

*cough cough*

(needs to fins his pictures again)

Ohh, I did forget someone. I knew I would. Martyn you know I didnt mean to, we have chatted about drinks and the such before.

This thread must live on.

One of my not so proud moments. My grip on the ball was still surprisingly solid for the state I was in.

A few seconds ago:

again

Man ***!

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING A GREEN TIE?

Uhg..

I so totally would have kicked your *** for doing that at a black and white party here..

hehe, no offense taken :p

I have loads of unprocessed photos I need to sort... maybe this is a good excuse.

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Nah...

i dont have any wreckage photos on me.

i might get wrecked.

i do not own a black tie so i went with the ugliest one i could find