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Uwe Boll is directing Dungeon Siege, Hunter: The Reckoning, Fear Effect, and Far Cry

2005-08-05, 6:22 PM #1

SAJN

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From the brilliant mind that brought us House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and the soon to be hit Bloodrayne!

Who else wants to join me in commiting suicide?

Think while it's still legal.

2005-08-05, 6:27 PM #2

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crappy movies kick ***, that is all.

2005-08-05, 6:29 PM #3

SAJN

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I forgot to announce he is also directing a 'Postal' movie...To make it even better look whos acting career he wants to ruin.

Quote:

Postal announced ! Who should play the postal dude ???

Kevin Costner
Johnny Depp
Guy Pearce
Christian Bale
Ryan Reynolds

Think while it's still legal.

2005-08-05, 6:33 PM #4

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I think its too late for Costner.

and anyway, crappy movies get cult status and are loved by many people (i adore **** films, they're usually as entertaining as high quality films).

30 or 40 years from now, Uwe Boll will be a cult legend.

2005-08-05, 6:38 PM #5

Pagewizard_YKS

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I think he does it on purpose so he can declare the losses as a tax write-off.

It's a nice deal for him, but the people that go and see his films (which are more or less celluloid excrement) really get it up the a**.

2005-08-05, 6:48 PM #6

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i dont see it that way, do you not get enjoyment from watching totally **** films?

they're amusing.

<3 chuck norris.

2005-08-05, 6:59 PM #7

A_Big_Fat_CoW

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when they ruin the name of a good video game, then no.

i agree, bad, unknown films are fun to watch, but only when they're just crappy unto themselves. when a movie craps on the name of something that was already good, then it's no longer entertaining

Moo.

2005-08-05, 7:08 PM #8

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i dunno, street fighter gives me a good chuckle.

as does dungeons and dragons.

i know they are masterpieces in comparison, but mindless ****ty films are brilliant.

2005-08-05, 7:13 PM #9

Avenger

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I like to wait to judge movies after I've seen them.

Pissed Off?

2005-08-05, 7:17 PM #10

Warlord

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So.. they're making movies out of video games?

Here's to hoping they produce another instant classic like Super Mario Brothers!

2005-08-05, 8:31 PM #11

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[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]i dunno, street fighter gives me a good chuckle.

as does dungeons and dragons.

i know they are masterpieces in comparison, but mindless ****ty films are brilliant.[/QUOTE]

how can you forget double dragon?

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-08-05, 8:36 PM #12

Rob

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Flash Gordon sucked when it came out, and it's a cult classic.

They should get this guy to make a Duke Nukem movie.

PS, I should play the Postal Dude.

2005-08-05, 9:17 PM #13

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You're kind of too sissy for Postal dude status.

I say go with Johnny Depp because he could pull off being a fed up postal dude.

2005-08-05, 9:18 PM #14

Rob

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I look angrier than Johnny Depp.

2005-08-05, 11:14 PM #15

Nikumubeki

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Considering they're all games I don't really care about, meh.

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