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Dukes of Hazzard -- Two thumbs UP!!
2005-08-06, 7:28 PM #1
Yeah, I really enjoyed it. It's my birthday today, and my wife took me to see it. It had a great, classic Duke story, GREAT[/i] car scenes, and good acting. My ONLY complaint was Rosco. He wasn't like the TV show at all. The rest was great. Go see it... Twice.
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2005-08-06, 7:35 PM #2
Jessica Simpson + Short Shorts = Win
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2005-08-06, 7:42 PM #3
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Jessica Simpson + Short Shorts = Win

Am I really the only one here that finds her completely unattractive? :confused:
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2005-08-06, 7:44 PM #4
Two thumbs WAY WAY down.

Jessica Simpson is still a talentless hussy, Knoxville is still a jackass, and don't get me started on William Scott.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dukes_of_hazzard/ <- Atleast they agree with me. Seriously. Save your money. Go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory again.
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2005-08-06, 7:44 PM #5
Originally posted by gbk:
Am I really the only one here that finds her completely unattractive? :confused:


Not really. then again, i tend to ignore pop culture as a whole, so meh.
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2005-08-06, 7:44 PM #6
Originally posted by gbk:
Am I really the only one here that finds her completely unattractive? :confused:


No, you're not. I can't stand her.
[EDIT] Woah!, three posts in less than a minute, that all say somewhat the same thing... scary.. :eek: [/EDIT]
2005-08-06, 7:45 PM #7
Originally posted by Forsakahn:
Not really. then again, i tend to ignore pop culture as a whole, so meh.


Thats total BS, and you know it.
2005-08-06, 8:32 PM #8
1. Jessica Simpson IS hot.
2. If you want a good comedy go watch Wedding Crashers.
3. 1969 Dodge Charger automatically scores this movie some points.
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2005-08-06, 8:40 PM #9
1. Matter of opinion, I think she's repulsive.
2. I hated Wedding Crashers.
3. Can't comment on this, I know nothing about cars outside of fixing a few things when my explorer (rarely) needs it.
2005-08-06, 8:56 PM #10
Wedding Crashers was FANTABULOUS!
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2005-08-06, 9:35 PM #11
I'm generally quite picky about my kind of comedy. Although I vary, toilet humor and sex jokes do NOT generally qualify as good entertainment for me.
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2005-08-06, 9:45 PM #12
The only thing that even remotely appeals to me about the movie is that Willie Nelson is in it.

I agree with those who find JS disgusting. She's not as repulsive as Paris Hilton though.
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2005-08-06, 9:58 PM #13
She's way below my standards, her knees are much too angular :rolleyes:
2005-08-06, 10:04 PM #14
Originally posted by Rob:
Thats total BS, and you know it.


Well not total BS. Just slightly. I havn't really followed pop-culture since the late 90s.
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2005-08-06, 10:29 PM #15
Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Two thumbs WAY WAY down.

Jessica Simpson is still a talentless hussy, Knoxville is still a jackass, and don't get me started on William Scott.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dukes_of_hazzard/ <- Atleast they agree with me. Seriously. Save your money. Go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory again.


Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was okay. In fact, it was good, but I wouldn't call it really 'entertaining' to me. Well done, yes, but I didn't walk away saying 'that was awesome'.

And IMO I never really like the movies that the critics like. They like terrible movies like "Lost In Translation" (not BAD, but VERY overrated) and "Punch Drunk Love".

Heck, the "Real" (aside from the BIG name) critics didn't like Episode 3.
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2005-08-07, 7:07 AM #16
Originally posted by Bill:
3. 1969 Dodge Charger automatically scores this movie some points.


that's all i can agree on here
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2005-08-07, 10:45 AM #17
Jessica Simpson + bikini = OMGWIN

As for the movie, I heard it sucked and I don't plan on seeing it.
2005-08-07, 11:59 AM #18
someone post a pic of this lass not wearing very much, i wanna see what everyone says is ugly.
2005-08-07, 12:25 PM #19
http://images.google.com/images?q=Jessica+Simpson&hl=en

Personally, I don't like her cause she's just another piece of crap from the pop star digestion.

As for the movie, I don't plan on seeing it because it looks stupid- like the series.
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2005-08-07, 1:30 PM #20
It's not out here yet, but I plan to go see it and leave as soon as I've heard the General Lee's horn.
nope.
2005-08-07, 2:19 PM #21
Well, JS was hot when she was younger but now I find her repulsive because she's such a dumb blonde and her face looks really fake like she had some bad surgery done. As for the movie, I could care less about it.
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2005-08-08, 8:03 AM #22
when you poke the fire you don't look at the mantelpiece, she is well worth giving one and i do not understand anyone who wouldn't shag her senseless.
2005-08-08, 8:19 AM #23
She isn't yellow.

Lame!

>:(
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2005-08-08, 8:24 AM #24
Whoah, whoah, whoah. What the hell is wrong with you guys? Jessica Simpson is freakin' hot.

As for the movie, it was better than I thought it would be. The car scenes were fun, even though there were too many of them. The biggest disappointment for me was that Sean William Scott didn't take his clothes off. :(
2005-08-08, 8:34 AM #25
My god. How is she not hot?
>>untie shoes
2005-08-08, 8:41 AM #26
Jessica Simpson has an amazing body and a pretty face. You can hate her stupidity, her morals, whatever, but you can NOT say she's not hot.
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 9:08 AM #27
Mark the calendar, Yoshi; we're agreeing.
>>untie shoes
2005-08-08, 9:13 AM #28
It happens more often than you think. Things just get violent when we don't ;)
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 10:16 AM #29
She. Is. BORING.
2005-08-08, 10:33 AM #30
Just because YOU think a girl is hot, doesn't mean everyone else will think she is. Nor does it make her hot.

People have differing opinions/taste's when it comes to the opposite sex. Learn to deal with it.
2005-08-08, 10:36 AM #31
So what the hell does her being...uh...boring...have to do with her undeniable hotness.
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 10:38 AM #32
1. She's retardedly stupid
2. She lives up to the stereotypical "dumb blonde" persona
3. She's not that good looking.


A lot of people see these as unattractive traits. You may not, but that doesn't make her hot. In your eyes, yes.
2005-08-08, 10:43 AM #33
Originally posted by Temperamental:
1. She's retardedly stupid
2. She lives up to the stereotypical "dumb blonde" persona
3. She's not that good looking.


A lot of people see these as unattractive traits. You may not, but that doesn't make her hot. In your eyes, yes.


This has nothing to do with her physical state of being. I'm not attracted to her as far as relationships go in any way shape or form. But she's most definitely very good looking.
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 10:48 AM #34
In Your Opinion.
2005-08-08, 10:49 AM #35
There's something about her nose that's just plain ugly. The shape or something, looks awfully sharp. You could cut a roast on it.
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2005-08-08, 11:10 AM #36
Originally posted by Temperamental:
In Your Opinion.


No, her body is a work of art, if you like beautiful women. But her face and everything past her body is something you may or may not agree with me on.
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 2:15 PM #37
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Jessica Simpson has an amazing body and a pretty face. You can hate her stupidity, her morals, whatever, but you can NOT say she's not hot.[/QUOTE]
I love the body, but I'm not too keen on the face. It's nothing bad, but nothing that great either. But yes, as stated before, Jessica Simpson + bikini does indeed = win.
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2005-08-08, 2:22 PM #38
exactly, awesome body, no complaints, again i'll say.

when you're poking the fire you don't look at the mantelpiece.
2005-08-08, 2:29 PM #39
Originally posted by Temperamental:
In Your Opinion.

No ****? Really? I had no idea Yoshi was expressing an opinion. For a second there I thought he was espousing biblical truth. Thank you for clearing that matter up for me.

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2005-08-08, 2:36 PM #40
Quote:
No, her body is a work of art, if you like beautiful women.


An artist and a plastic surgeon are two different people, FYI.
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