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Doooo Noooot Waaaaanntt!!!!! (Old Newz)

2005-08-06, 8:25 PM #1

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Reposted because it's awesome. (language warning)

Think while it's still legal.

2005-08-06, 8:39 PM #2

ProdigyOddigy

He's such a CutieWutie

Posts: 628

ahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

ahahahaahahahhahahahahaahha

That was hillarious. The Jedi Council translated from Chiniese is the Presbyterian Church.... ahahahah

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2005-08-06, 10:16 PM #3

Forsakahn

Rib Sneer Memo

Posts: 829

Palpatien: "You two careful, he is a big."

Obi-Wan: "Mr. Speaker, we are for the big."

and my personal favourite:

Ratio Tile: "Giving first aid to the already disheveled hair projection"

Sadly, there is no smiley to describe how hard i laughed at that 1, so this will have to do:

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2005-08-06, 10:34 PM #4

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

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I have not laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.

>>untie shoes

2005-08-06, 10:59 PM #5

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

Posts: 2,099

Troopseses.

Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

2005-08-06, 11:34 PM #6

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I WAS JUST MADE BY THE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH LOLZ!

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2005-08-06, 11:48 PM #7

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

Posts: 1,835

Ftb!

2005-08-07, 12:00 AM #8

tofu

(Not an) Administrator

Posts: 2,867

Ah yes, The Backstroke of the West.

2005-08-07, 5:01 AM #9

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

LIER!!

Heh.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-08-07, 5:13 AM #10

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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Smelly Boy

2005-08-07, 7:06 AM #11

ORJ_JoS

Custom Title DENIED

Posts: 3,265

I pissed myself over the one where Obiwan says the disabled person must solve... WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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2005-08-07, 11:53 AM #12

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Kiss too loudly.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2005-08-07, 12:10 PM #13

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

One of the few things that almost had me falling out of my chair from laughing so hard.

Life is beautiful.

2005-08-07, 12:28 PM #14

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

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Do not want!!![/B]

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2005-08-07, 12:40 PM #15

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

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I love the ones where they sound like something Gollum would say.

Dreamses and troopseses.

>>untie shoes

2005-08-07, 1:07 PM #16

bobafett765

Muh-sass-ee

Posts: 1,213

Dreamseses and troopseses were definitely the funniest parts in my opinion.

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2005-08-07, 2:21 PM #17

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

Posts: 2,246

Oh those were good

The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.

2005-08-07, 6:22 PM #18

Darth_Revan

For-eh-VUR

Posts: 506

I havn't laughed like that in far too long.
Thank you.

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2005-08-14, 10:41 PM #19

Zell

Not the senator.r

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I loved the 'do not want' bit.

DO NOT WANT.

2005-08-14, 11:56 PM #20

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

I'm joining the presbyterian church.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-08-15, 12:31 AM #21

Daft_Vader

Daftendirekt

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Originally posted by THRAWN:

I'm joining the presbyterian church.

No you're not.

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2005-08-15, 12:35 AM #22

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

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lol, ok, no, I won't.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-08-15, 1:05 AM #23

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

"you are a sacrifice article that i cut up rough now"

that's too good. as was the "disheveled hair projection". hahahahahaha!