Okay I got a picture prompt writing assignment turns out it was a camp so I got creative and I have decided to post it here for your reading plessure.


There is a lake called Camp Fools Lake. The name is because the founding fathers, and the many generations of campers are all complete idiots. The counselors have taken down the camp flag and replaced it with a white flag to show they have had it with the dumb campers. At night the campers dance around the fire like Indians, and they have no rhythm what so ever. When the campers settle. Only a few sleep. Most sleep walk into the woods. The others lay awake, and play craps, and tell retarded ghost stories.
One of the ghost stories was so retarded a kid died of boredom. The next day they had the kid’s funeral. That day the campers got so stupid, one of the counselors went insane, and had to go to the nut house a few miles away. The next day, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that.
The campers accidentally set the bond fire on fire, and they were to dumb to tell the difference. One of the counselors took a gun, and shot himself the kids were that dumb. Then one of the idiot campers proclaimed a contest. The most stupid person would be deemed the “King Village Idiot.” One camper said “I am the Stupidest!” The kid was holding a leash with two young rancors on it. The two rancor youths were fussing, roaring, and making faces at the kids. Another kid came. He said “I am the dumbest of you all!” He took his underwear, and threw it at a counselor, he said “It’s used you know!” The kids looked at him, and said “You’re not stupid! You’re just stupid…” One camper then stated. If he can’t be stupid, then how is he stupid?” Everybody said “Duh Who cares!?”

The Next day was the starting of the stupid contest. At breakfast one of the kids got really stupid. He tripped over a tent that was clearly in plain sight. The kids said “BOO! NOT STUPID!”
Then that minute two idiots ran by flying a kite. Little that they know the kite was on fire. The kite crashed into a tree, and set the tree on fire. One kid said “Where’s Smokey, and the dancing animals?” The idiots have succeeded in setting a tree on fire. One of the idiots started running with a fire hose, and said “Only you can start forest fires hahahahahahahahaha! He then said “What Am I doing with an extinguisher?” He then started to siphon gasoline out of the head counselor’s car. He then took the gasoline and threw it at the burning tree. The fire intensified. One of the kids yelled “WHOA! NOW THAT WAS STUPID!” The kids cheered him on as he danced around in front of the burning tree. The fire department showed up, and shot water at the tree. One of the campers snuck up to the door of the fire truck, and got in the truck. The fire men were on top shooting water at the burning tree. The kid stepped on the gas. All the fire men fell off as the kid drove the truck into the lake the kid got out of the sinking fire truck, and said what just happened. The firemen were now mad the kids started prancing around them insulting them and putting Hawaiian scarf’s on them. The firemen were angry. One of them shot a fire hose at the kid. The fire hose shot the kid through the air. The kid Yelled “Weeeeeeeee!” all the other kids started arguing over who is the most stupid. Two kids were yelling saying “I AM THE MOST STUPIDEST, STUPID!!” The other kid yelled “DID YOU JUST CALL ME STUPID!? YOU’RE THE STUPID ONE!” The Other kid yelled back “NO YOU’RE STUPID!” The other idiots started to start proving there stupidity. The single camper walked into a tree. One camper yelled “YOU’RE STILL NOT STUPID, STUPID!” As night came the idiot campers where still running through the woods acting stupid. One was acting like a bird all day. Screaming “CAWWW!!! CAWWW!!” All day the idiots scattered through out the forest doing extremely dumb things. Now night has sprung. Meanwhile in the head counselor’s cabin. The chief counselor who is also stupid; but not that stupid was watching the idiots all day on the surveillance camera. He said “Der da camperz have goness to fars dis time.” He ordered for the police to show up to get the idiots out of the woods. Being that Camp Fools Lake is just right outside of Incompetence Ville the police were too incompetent to respond. At that time the idiots started to ransack the dorms, and buildings alongside the lake.

Now that the idiots have taken over literally every building they decided to dump all the paint from the art room, and all the chemicals from the janitor’s closet, into the lake. And when they did the water changed into different colors and started bubbling. The chemicals spread and soon the lake was rainbow colored. When dawn struck the lake was giving off a blue and red glow. The idiots where cheering the person who did it. The idiots have managed to mutate the water. To everyone’s surprise the stupid contest was still in session. So through out the day the campers did really stupid stuff, including, skinny dipping into the mutated lake, wearing there clothes backwards. And doing in general dumb stuff. At lunch time the contest was over. The Person who declared the contest got up on the pick nick table. He said the winner is. “EVERYBODY!” The campers were at silence, and shocked. Then they started cheering. One kid said ‘I AM THE STUPIDEST!” Another kid said “SO AM I!” All night they partied
In the meantime, the chief was outraged! He had lost 46 hours of sleep watching these idiots. He called up the IVPD again. As always the “Incompetence Ville Police department” was too incompetent to respond. He tried calling them again the phone was not working then the power in his office went out. He looked out the window and two idiots were laughing and fiddling with the power lines. He yelled “GET AWAY FROM THERE!!!” The two campers laughed and ran towards the pool where the other idiots were. He got on his gear and followed them. As he closed the door to his office one of the idiots snuck in, and put glue on his chair. As the chief walked to the pool. He noticed the campers raving about something. He was shocked. The idiots had put his car in the pool. One idiot came up to him, and said “Welcome to the car pool.” The chief said “DIS IS IT! YOU ALLS GET OUTZ!” all the idiots got out of the pool. And said “we are out.” He yelled. “NOZ ALL OF YOUS BACK TO DA DORM!”
All of the idiots scrambled for the dorm, one idiot tripped and got back up to catch up. He sighed. In the dorms the idiots were cheering. Since the chief does not own the place he can’t force the kids out. The owner had been locked up in a mental institution. When the chief sat down back into his office he said “Forgetz to turns on power.” He went to get out of his chair. To his surprise he was stuck in his seat. He was now mad. In the meantime the idiots were partying. They had turned the dorm upside down. The idiots had Pink Floyd turned up full volume on the radio. They were running around trashing the place while cheering. One camper glued feathers all over himself, and jumped down the stairs yelling “CAWWWW! CAWWWW!” Two idiots had left all the water running in the bathroom so the bathrooms overflowed. One camper crashed trough the wall with his mattress, attached to the frame of his bunk. The idiots had now gotten completely out of control while the remaining counselors hid in a closet. The chief in his office managed to get unstuck from his seat by sunrise. He was now enraged. He left his office and noticed the lake was glowing. Now he had lost it he stomped towards the dorms were the idiots where still partying. When he entered the dorm he was shocked the idiots had wrecked each floor, and they still where wrecking. He yelled “ALL OF YOUZ STOPZ NOW!” The idiots didn’t listen, and continued to party. Unfortunately there is no ending to this story. This has been going on for generations, and will for generations to come. That’s why it is called Camp Fools Lake.




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Discuss mortals

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BOOM 3

Error code J27-b: bizarre characters and lack of adequate paragraphing have caused users eyes reject the presented text.

Error code B37-c: idiot clicking the reply button instead of the edit

I am of course referring to me here (just to prevent any future misunderstandings)

[This message has been edited by Run (edited May 19, 2004).]

[This message has been edited by Run (edited May 19, 2004).]

Sorry I copy, and pasted it in from word. Best I could do plus Im in a hurry.


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Those foolish mortals, when will they learn... I mean seriously you'd think after a while we'd figure out that we weren't immortal and stop trying to do things to prove it.

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Shut up, quit spamming and read the damn story.



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Duel Roadkill
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REQUEST DENIED.

(you have no idea how long i've wanted to do that.)

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I was of course referring to myself clicking the reply button instead of the edit. But I'm not and I doubt many others will read it as that mass of text. If you want someone to expend some time and effort for your benefit you have to give a little first.

LISTEN! I don't care I put alot of time into this. Grow up! Quit hijacking, and post stuff story related.

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Why do I get the feeling the replies to this thread are infinitely more amusing than the actual first post itself?

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Well, for the simple fact that Casper is demanding Run read the story, I am not going to read the story and join the others in rebellion.

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I read the first paragraph and it's a little awkward. It's tough to read

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

After "“It’s used you know!”" I gave up trying to read it.

P.S. Your*

Fix the damn story, and people will read it. Though, after you started acting like a jackass, I doubt anyone will read it regardless.

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Moo.

This thread is pure Casper.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Casper: The plot is decent, the writing needs to be refined. In other words, good idea, poor explaining of it.

See, *****es? I made an on-topic post.

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I don't find anything really funny about a group of fictional idiots doing stupid things. For a story that long, I was looking foward to something witty or clever.

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Pommy! You ruined it!

You ruiiner!

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[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.

I'am not reading. All that.

I'm not reading the story when not even the topic name was correct. It's "your" not "you're". Unless you meant to say "Not you are normal camp story", sometimes with you I can't tell.

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IQ...critical levels....please.....shoot me......

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