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I don't want to have sex with this guy...wait...
2005-08-07, 10:54 PM #1
Holy crap.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-07, 10:55 PM #2
People like that should have their dick's cut off and fed to them, and then be shot.
2005-08-07, 11:16 PM #3
There's a link to this story on that page...

http://www.local6.com/news/4815844/detail.html

What the hell is up with the area this station covers?
>>untie shoes
2005-08-07, 11:20 PM #4
Originally posted by Temperamental:
People like that should have their dick's cut off and fed to them, and then be shot.

Use the rusted serrated knife.
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2005-08-07, 11:21 PM #5
Originally posted by Bill:
There's a link to this story on that page...

http://www.local6.com/news/4815844/detail.html

What the hell is up with the area this station covers?

Well, that 'area' seems to be anywhere in the US...so I think that speaks for itself :p
2005-08-07, 11:38 PM #6
Originally posted by Temperamental:
People like that should have their dick's cut off and fed to them, and then be shot.


Cruel and unusual punishment?
:master::master::master:
2005-08-07, 11:58 PM #7
Its not as unusual as many believe.

I will, however, agree on the cruel part.
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2005-08-08, 12:10 AM #8
He'll be out in few years.
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2005-08-08, 12:13 AM #9
Sure he will. :rolleyes:
Pissed Off?
2005-08-08, 12:22 AM #10
I mean, come on, that's how all men feel after sex, but none of us acts on it! ;)

Okay, bad joke...
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2005-08-08, 5:21 AM #11
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
He'll be out in few years.


Not this time, FGR.
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 5:52 AM #12
Quote:
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."


Seriously? Her desire to cuddle doesnt justify the response?
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-08-08, 6:37 AM #13
Quote:
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows"


70...? That sounds like he was planning it anyways. :eek:

You'd be lucky to find enough space for 70!
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2005-08-08, 7:35 AM #14
Code: 
int main() {
     float faith_in_humanity = 1;
     while (Massassi.Exists() == TRUE) {
          if (NewsStory.Reaction() == "sickening") {
               faith_in_humanity /= 2;
          }
     }
}


Happens too often; I figure we need a program for it. Why can't people just be normal and not kill each other or hurt each other or anything... I don't get it.
Stuff
2005-08-08, 7:39 AM #15
BLAME VIDEO GAMES! :o
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-08-08, 8:14 AM #16
No, blame professional sports. Football did it!!
>>untie shoes
2005-08-08, 8:24 AM #17
Wow, that guy has psychological issues. Death to him.

Who doesn't like cuddling? :p
2005-08-08, 9:01 AM #18
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Not this time, FGR.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to not-Europe, Nikky. Where people languish in overcrowded, dingy American prisons, and have weird stuff done to them. Butt stuff .
:master::master::master:
2005-08-08, 9:15 AM #19
Originally posted by stat:
Welcome to not-Europe, Nikky. Where people languish in overcrowded, dingy American prisons, and have weird stuff done to them. Butt stuff .



Is it just me, or did you read the new Penny-Arcade.
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 10:05 AM #20
The answer is obvious: he must be beat to death will a claw hammer as well.
2005-08-08, 10:17 AM #21
Quote:
Use the rusted serrated knife.


No. Use a spoon. :p

Quote:
Cruel and unusual punishment?


Yep. And he deserves every little bit of it.
2005-08-08, 10:34 AM #22
Originally posted by kyle90:
Code: 
int main() {
     float faith_in_humanity = 1;
     while (Massassi.Exists() == TRUE) {
          if (NewsStory.Reaction() == "sickening") {
               faith_in_humanity /= 2;
          }
     }
}


Why can't people just be normal and not kill each other or hurt each other or anything... I don't get it.


Killing and death just happen to be everything human society is founded upon.
2005-08-08, 6:46 PM #23
Originally posted by Temperamental:
People like that should have their dick's cut off and fed to them, and then be shot.


I agree with the sentiment, if not the statement.
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2005-08-08, 8:26 PM #24
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