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hey all i'm new here
2005-08-08, 11:19 AM #1
hi i have no dea how this works so bear with me (yeah i'm special and can't spell)

hi, my name is tora, i live in england and 90% of the time have no idea what u guys r talking about apart from the funny pics and silly random responses. i'd post a picture of me but can't work out how to yet, i know pathetic

my bf, ruthven, is on here so much i thought i'd goin to annoy him. hello. so if ne1 feels like telling me interesting stories bout him i can laugh at that would b brill.

in fact post ur most embarrassing ruth story.

mwa ha ha
2005-08-08, 11:24 AM #2
You don't want to know. As a diehard ruth mate, I'm sworn to secrecy in all embarassing matters - oh wait, I remember one too good to pass up.

Our good friend Ruthven was, at the time, housing around some Spanish girls. Although magnetically drawn to his good looks and bad habits, there was still something of a language barrier. Ruthven had been experimenting with other cultures at the time, what with scrawling all our names in Arabic and the like, and came to none other than his longtime comrade Grismath for some killer pickup lines. I never leave a man behind, so I decided to equip him with the perfect ammunition. I told him that "you look pretty" is "dame cabesa" in Spanish.

...little did poor ruthy know that it actually means 'give me head' :D
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2005-08-08, 11:26 AM #3
SG1 mod was released July 2004.

*checks* Sorry, December 2004.

:P
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2005-08-08, 11:27 AM #4
I am deeply scared by this thread.

Ah well, one more soul for Bri.
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2005-08-08, 11:28 AM #5
I agree - this place is international waters, punctuation doesn't apply here.

Hey tora, why don't you bring your beautiful friends along with you and we can have a sexy party, or who knows maybe two of them.

[http://www.astro.ubc.ca/~jonben/images/animated_gifs/SexyPartyDance.gif]

Look at that little dude go!
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2005-08-08, 11:30 AM #6
I think Ruthy was trying to auction you off the other day. SAJN bid a dollar, I think.
Stuff
2005-08-08, 11:31 AM #7
Let's all join the Sexy Party!
2005-08-08, 11:41 AM #8
Too late grismath - I read ALL of it

:em321: :em321: :em321:
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2005-08-08, 11:57 AM #9
... too bad I just consolidated it with my first post. :p
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-08-08, 12:41 PM #10
lord_Grismath, u r evil. i like u! hee hee

auction me off hey, well hes going free (no1 in thier right mind would pay)

sexy party it is then - giggidy giggidy giggidy
2005-08-08, 12:46 PM #11
Quote:
I think Ruthy was trying to auction you off the other day. SAJN bid a dollar, I think.


$1.75

I retracted the bid when I learned it was just a bootleg asian import :(
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-08, 12:49 PM #12
Quote:
sexy party it is then - giggidy giggidy giggidy


Where's GBK when you need him? [http://www.sestus.com/images/gbk.gif]
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-08-08, 12:59 PM #13
Remember that time Ruthven, Grismath, Shintock, and I all went down to the local pub and got freaking smashed on New Years a while back? We go so drunk we convinced Grismath to go across the street and buy womens clothing, meanwhile Ruthven is passed out, I'm sitting there laughing at all of you (I was the designated driver) and Shintock had left because he had to work the next day. Then Ruthven wakes up still pretty messed up and sees this foxy lady walking by and he pinches her ***. Come to find out it was just drunken Grismath in the ladies clothing. Oh man, good times.

Then there was that time when Ruthven tried to piss his name in the snow, but unknowlingly pissed all over some poor kids snowman. That kid had to have cried for a good 10 mins over his half melted snowman.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-08, 1:15 PM #14
He didn't pinch, he grabbed.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-08-08, 1:24 PM #15
No, he didn't mean that Hubert Cumberdale. There, there...*pat pat*

(future posted)
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-08, 1:50 PM #16
Hector, eh?
Not a name I'd connect with the "female" half of the world.

Anyway, welcome!
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-08-08, 2:00 PM #17
.....SAJN, you smell like soot and poo.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-08-08, 2:25 PM #18
SAJN, giving your fingers names and taking LSD is bad.
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2005-08-08, 2:35 PM #19
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Pissed Off?
2005-08-08, 2:38 PM #20
Originally posted by Echoman:
SAJN, giving your fingers names and taking LSD is bad.


If done in that order.
nope.
2005-08-08, 5:25 PM #21
Heya. New massassians are always good, even if they sign up to get back at thier boyfriend. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-08-08, 6:00 PM #22
Hola and welcome.
2005-08-08, 6:02 PM #23
Originally posted by Tenshu:
[http://www.astro.ubc.ca/~jonben/images/animated_gifs/SexyPartyDance.gif]


Tenshu, you and 5 of those hookers leave.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-08-08, 7:11 PM #24
sheez ruthy always starts threads about how hot he is
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-08-08, 7:30 PM #25
No he doesn't. Stop being a punk :p
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-08, 9:03 PM #26
So this one time Ruthy and I were knocking back some 40's on the back of my ATV, and I had a paintball gun and he had a samurai sword....
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2005-08-08, 9:07 PM #27
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
Tenshu, you and 5 of those hookers leave.


Seven. Seven prostitutes.

(wow, this thread already started talking about hookers...)
2005-08-08, 9:08 PM #28
Originally posted by Anovis:
Seven. Seven prostitutes.

(wow, this thread already started talking about hookers...)


Which would leave two of them there with him.
D E A T H
2005-08-08, 9:10 PM #29
one time ruthy was hot. not anymore.
2005-08-08, 9:13 PM #30
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Which would leave two of them there with him.[/QUOTE]

Fine...but the rest go with me.

>.>
2005-08-08, 9:49 PM #31
when did I say I was hot i never, tor just found the webpage and signed on, and made this thread, soooooo sorry it was OBVIOUSLY my fault jerk.

oh by the way Grismath, you NEVER told me that until now.
WTF, does kinda explain the look on elenas face when I said "keep smiling" and then accidently "give me head" thanks for nothing. :p
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
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2005-08-08, 10:08 PM #32
i respect all my enemies enough to not mention embarassing moments... especially when those enemies are as skilled with a sword as ruth is... that is the only reason he has survived this long
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-08-08, 10:48 PM #33
Originally posted by Ruthven:
when did I say I was hot i never, tor just found the webpage and signed on, and made this thread, soooooo sorry it was OBVIOUSLY my fault jerk.

oh by the way Grismath, you NEVER told me that until now.
WTF, does kinda explain the look on elenas face when I said "keep smiling" and then accidently "give me head" thanks for nothing. :p



YOU TOLD ME I WAS YOUR FIRST! NOW YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!

:mad:

Hi, welcome to massassi.

Enjoy your stay!

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2005-08-08, 11:13 PM #34
Originally posted by happydud:
So this one time Ruthy and I were knocking back some 40's on the back of my ATV, and I had a paintball gun and he had a samurai sword....


I love you

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2005-08-08, 11:25 PM #35
welcome tor, WELCOME TO THE LAND OF NERDS
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2005-08-09, 6:33 AM #36
Quote:
oh by the way Grismath, you NEVER told me that until now.
WTF, does kinda explain the look on elenas face when I said "keep smiling" and then accidently "give me head" thanks for nothing.


baaaaahahahaha, that's rich. hey, maybe she was dropping hints you weren't picking up, then? ;)

I guess we're all learning something new in this thread.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-08-09, 11:12 AM #37
Where to start....my oh my oh my!!
Well, there was this one time when I was visiting him in Guilford and we went drinking. I had a few ciders and some other random drinks I think, felt a bit tipsy and that was pretty much it, felt perfectly normal the next morning. RUTHVEN on the other hand had about 2 drinks and started feeling like hell and he even puked like twice or three times or something the next morning :p

And then of course there was the time when he fell asleep at a Finnish rock festival and we decided to fool around a bit. Note: we would have done something a LOT worse if he hadn't been a foreigner :p
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:D

Oh, and he DID accidentally flash his girlfriend's breasts to me when we were browsing through some photos he had in his cellphone...not only that but he kept on doing it repeatedly "by accident" I bet :em321:
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2005-08-12, 6:46 AM #38
u'e seen me nakedish. :eek:

yeah he told me u saw the photo, he forgot to mention the repeated part. grrrr, he'll b told off later.

cheers to all the hello's
2005-08-12, 7:27 AM #39
Haha. Massassi is going to ruin this relationship...

>.>
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2005-08-12, 9:52 AM #40
This thread glows with beautiful lies.
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