It couldn't have backfired any worse.

My ex was going to meet my at a drinking party tonight for a little lovey-dovey before collegey-wollegy... but it started an hour ago and I JUST WOKE UP. I have a couple messages from her because she's lost in the neighborhood of the place, but that's a good thing.... because I'd rather have her lost, pissed off, and go home than the alternative, which is making out or ...the like with a bunch of my friends from school.

So her last message was that she was about to leave for home if she didn't find the place, but I'm not going to call the house, because I don't want them going outside and 1) getting caught, 2) finding her and enticing her in. Plus, anyone there is already long gone.

I just tried IMing the host and 2 random guys just kept mistyping my name and that's all they'd say, but then when I asked if some pissed off chick was there looking for me, they left and I smacked my forehead at being such an idiot.

So now she's probably spiteful towards me if she's at the party, anyway, which is even worse. *groan*

- Situation Defused -

Run, Speed, Go get her!!!

I can't leave now! My parents thought I was going for a movie and they said that I missed so much of it there's no point.

Also, we have this high tech alarm system, so no sneaking out, either.

whats creepy is that i think he just copied and pasted from the IM he just sent me about it...

Tell them you can catch another viewing right after it plays. I'm probably suggesting the dumbest advice :(.

HALLELUJAH

She just called me, she's at home, and she wasn't *too* pissed off, either.

*whew*

and yes, Genki, I did copy and paste

What would our dear Lord_Grismath face if she was pissed?

think Godzillia.. but in a human female form

Tune in next week for an all new episode of Days of Our Grismath!

So if she's your ex, then why do you give a f*** about what she may do with your friends from school?

Ugh stay away from any sexual content with your ex's... you'll just regret it later on down the road..

don't forget.. there is a reason why they are the "EX".

There's this thing called compassion, otherwise referred to as caring for other people. You may have heard of it.

yeah, but that require's soul. and Brian has all of ours.

Not mine.

Mostly because I rock.

Right. For the "SEX"!

Its just a clerical error. That can be rectified, thanks for calling it to the attention of the admins.

No, they let me keep mine.

They didn't want it.

Something about it stinkin' up the joint with.... joints.

No. It was the steroids.

Yeah, those too.

My soul is freaking RIPPED out of its disembodied head.

EX marks the spot.

Wha?! I thought this was Grissly Adams!

*walks out*

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]There's this thing called compassion, otherwise referred to as caring for other people. You may have heard of it.[/QUOTE]
Oh please. Its pretty obvious he still has feelings for her.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Oh please. Its pretty obvious he still has feelings for her.[/QUOTE]

What, Page has feelings for Grismath's ex?

To Ruthven: Scoundrel... why don't you try to woo her with your Spanish skills, I'm sure that'll go over well.

... FUTARO STRIKES AGAIN!

She is your ex. Its still summer. consider it open season.

my thoughts exactly.

I realize that, but I can try to limit what I know, can't I? Let her do what she wants, I say, I've no rights over her, I just want to shield myself from knowing about it.

who doesnt?

I declare open season on grismaths ex, shotgun sloppy seconds,

giggedy giggedy aaaaaaaaalllriiiiiiiiiight

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Shotgun thick thirds!

KA

Dibs-out infected fourths.

I call full-up fifths!

Sodomized Sixth Slices for me