Ever had one of those moments when you go to the bathroom and when you lift the toilet set up, you discover a stray poopie still in there? I just had one of those just a moment ago. I like to call these suckers “fugitive poopies” because they simply refuse to accept their fact and go down the drain.

Speaking of which, I remember back a couple years ago, my sister sent me a funny email that had a list of different types of poopies. I don’t remember them all but here were some I can remember that I thought were funny.

“Ghost Poopie”: Occurs when you know you for sure you took a poo but when you look into the toilet, it isn’t there.

“Splash-Back Poopie”: The poo that hits the surface of the water so hard it splashes back on your butt.

“Hanging Poopie”: I rather not explain that one, if ya know what I mean.

“Corn Poopie”: Nuff said.

BTW… in case you are wondering, yes – I AM sober at the time of this writing.

You seemed to be obsessed with discussing excrement on these forums - I quote a previous thread by you:

What Body Function is More Relieving

:p

It's Mr. Hankey!


"HOOOOOOOOWDY-HO!" :p

Those are some annoying little ****s.

Savage... that's gross.

I remember some giant poop list about different kinds of poop.

Or something. One of them was something like "tons of stuff is coming out and they won't leave a single stray!"

Yeah.

FYI, that is far more disturbing than the alternative.

This is grody, sir.