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Counter-Strike, MOFO! (My encounter with a hacker)
2005-08-15, 12:59 AM #1
We we're just messing around 2v2 when this guy joins our server and as soon as we spawn he just appears through the walls and kills us all *BANG BANG BANG* *headshot headshot headshot*. We don't have time to do anything. I wasn't going to let this little mofo take me down so instead I pwnd him in the face. This kid has some noclip thing, some speed hacks, auto aim, you name it....Here is my story.

Quote:
Team1 | `freemason connected
Team1 | `freemason is joining the Terrorist force

*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with a headshot from deagle ***

SAJN_Master : wow, I like that BULLS***

*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with a headshot from aug ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from aug ***

SAJN_Master : wow...

*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from aug ***

SAJN_Master : someone likes autoaim

*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with a headshot from deagle ***

I` pNuTT<voice_enable 0> : Stupid speed hacking 8 year old

I` pNuTT<voice_enable 0> dropped
I` pNuTT<voice_enable 0> has left the game

*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from aug ***

SAJN_Master : Dude, get a life.

*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from m249 ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with a headshot from m249 ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with knife ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from knife ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with knife ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from knife ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed SAJN_Master with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed K!LL3R with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with a headshot from deagle ***
*** Team1 | `freemason killed .:.POTHEAD.:.CHRONIC.:.SMOKER:. with deagle ***

SAJN_Master : I hope this makes you feel good you dumb ***.

*** SAJN_Master killed Team1 | `freemason with usp ***

SAJN_Master : SUCK IT ***HOLE!!!

SAJN_Master : SUCK IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!

SAJN_Master : AND I HOPE YOU GET RAPED!!!

SAJN_Master : TWICE!!!

Team1 | `freemason dropped
Team1 | `freemason has left the game

K!LL3R: That's what I'm talkin' about! Yeah!
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-15, 1:11 AM #2
Nice, mature response right there, SAJN. :em321:
DO NOT WANT.
2005-08-15, 1:12 AM #3
You know, at 4:00 a.m. I don't even know what I'm saying.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-08-15, 1:37 AM #4
I love killing speedhackers with some insanely lucky bullet from the machinegun penetrating their skull.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-08-15, 1:45 AM #5
It's nearly 5:00 in the morning and I about cracked up over that. How sad. :(

/me collapses in a heap on bedroom floor
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2005-08-15, 1:57 AM #6
i don't mind hackers, i see them as a challenge.
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2005-08-15, 6:36 AM #7
Always fun. Speedhackers are one of the more...obvious hacks.
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2005-08-15, 7:11 AM #8
I try not to get angry at anyone in CS:S. Honestly, there are so many irritating pubescent boys on the internet, that if I tried to reason with or yell at each individual one, I'd have no time to do anything else.
2005-08-15, 7:12 AM #9
Moral: If you're going to hack, at least be good enough not to die while doing it, else you look stupid. :p

2005-08-15, 7:19 AM #10
Yeah. The glory of CSS is not getting first on servers, but pwning a hacker. I always seem to do that because they expect people to just die for them. I instead realize that the game is moving faster than his reflexes, and his autoaim thing only works if he can see me. Find a hiding spot, wait for it, he comes down the same place EVERY time [the fasted speed hacking rout] and unload on him. It's a beautiful thing.
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2005-08-15, 8:10 AM #11
Originally posted by Detty:
i don't mind hackers, i see them as a challenge.


You can't really challenge a hacker who has godmode enabled.
2005-08-15, 8:13 AM #12
Hehe. I love speed hackers, and the fact that even with speed hacks the have no skill.

Him: I'm going to knife you all next round!

He comes speeding around a corner and zigzagging towards me really fast. I respond with a shotgun when he gets close. Mmm-mmm Good.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-08-15, 8:25 AM #13
Yea, one night there was a speedhacker in a game when I still played CS. He was running around knifing people in de_dust and I was on T's. So I got up on the step that's beside the bridge on T side, he came speeding towards me and suddenly stopped. I glocked him in the head.

This repeated multiple times.

What was really fun though was a time in de_dust2 with a hacker who had aimtbot and whatnot, he was a CT and I was a T. He not only was hacking but had to talk trash as well, especially to me since I for some reason decided to get involved. Well, I had decided to leave the game but thought I'd make a suicide run to end it quick.

So I auto-buy, have an MP5 and head straight for CT spawn down the middle. This hacker guy is too busy talking more trash in CT spawn that when I run in, I was able to just spray him to death. It was especially funny since he was facing away from me as I ran into CT spawn, but when I got immediately close to him his aimbot quickly turned him around so he could watch me gun him down.

It was pleasing, but I've found it's more pleasing to just leave a game when a lowlife hacker comes in and find a new game. All the BS instantly gone.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-08-15, 8:28 AM #14
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
You can't really challenge a hacker who has godmode enabled.


Since when is there a godmode hack?
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2005-08-15, 9:56 AM #15
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
You can't really challenge a hacker who has godmode enabled.


Sure you can. As long as the map has a cliff or something. BOOM! AAAAAAHHHHH! (splat)
2005-08-15, 10:03 AM #16
That's SAJN for you.
2005-08-15, 11:13 AM #17
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Sure you can. As long as the map has a cliff or something. BOOM! AAAAAAHHHHH! (splat)[/QUOTE]


People can fly mode in Painkiller is *made* for that sort of gameplay.

<3
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-08-15, 12:32 PM #18
Get a blog. ;)
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2005-08-15, 12:41 PM #19
Oh god please do, save us from the insanity! :o
DO NOT WANT.
2005-08-15, 9:12 PM #20
I met some one like you in AA:O but he was just cussing to be cussing, now he no longer plays AA:O.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-08-15, 9:29 PM #21
Does VAC really work well enough?
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2005-08-15, 10:07 PM #22
It's possible to counter. search for hax and you'll find a few that pass VAC on google.
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2005-08-15, 10:09 PM #23
It's been a lot harder to pass VAC2, but there are a few. They're mostly homebrewed, and not widely distributed.
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