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Uh...do I need medical help?
2004-05-19, 6:30 PM #1
So I'm sitting here at my computer, typing away happily information for a program of mine, and I go to change shirts. I take off my shirt, look down, and, lo and behold, there's a ring of what appears to be dried blood all the way around my navel.

I go to the bathroom and clean up, and, for all intents and purposes, it appears that whatever was bleeding stopped.

Uh...? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2004-05-19, 6:32 PM #2
Roaring? No. I had a few bottles of Smirniff Mandarin Orange (mmm) last Friday. Before that? Not for a couple of weeks.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-05-19, 6:32 PM #3
That's because of the "unique" way you've been opening those beer bottles.

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2004-05-19, 6:32 PM #4
Been roaring drunk lately? That could be part of it.

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2004-05-19, 6:33 PM #5
You could have been abducted by aliens.

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2004-05-19, 6:36 PM #6
You're pregnant

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2004-05-19, 6:39 PM #7
The aliens impregnated you with their spawn
2004-05-19, 7:56 PM #8
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2004-05-19, 7:59 PM #9
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2004-05-20, 3:21 AM #10
It was the Agents. They bugged you.

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2004-05-20, 3:45 AM #11
Something tells me this isn't the ideal place to ask for medical advice..
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2004-05-20, 6:05 AM #12
Is there skin irritation around the naval area? A rash or a wound?

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2004-05-20, 7:01 AM #13
Your navel is probably just trying to untie itself and soon you'll deflate into a pile of skin. Not much use in seeking medical help; all they'll do is charge you after they tell you the same.

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2004-05-20, 7:03 AM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Is there skin irritation around the naval area? A rash or a wound?</font>


Nope. Nor was there any stain on my shirt.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-05-20, 8:24 AM #15
Are you sure it was blood?

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2004-05-20, 8:32 AM #16
Yeah, maybe you spilled some cranberry juice or ketchup right there?

Most insurance plans have nurse lines where you can call and ask questions like this, perhaps you should look up something like that.

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2004-05-20, 8:51 AM #17
We had BBQ chicken that night, but that would require a piece of chicken getting lodged in my navel, and there would have been some sauce on my shirt. Hence, my confusion.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-05-20, 9:02 AM #18
Maybe you got an itch and rubbed BBQ sauce (which was on your fingers) on your navel area. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

Hmm. Are there any cases of some sort of internal bleeding or something where blood goes through the skin? Also, did you get your navel area pierced?

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2004-05-20, 9:17 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Hmm. Are there any cases of some sort of internal bleeding or something where blood goes through the skin?
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No, not unless there's horrible bruising.

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2004-05-20, 9:23 AM #20
[double post, the next one has correct spelling.]

[This message has been edited by Bounty Hunter 4 hire (edited May 20, 2004).]
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2004-05-20, 9:24 AM #21
That's pretty weird. I've heard of bleeding from the nipple area, but not the navel.

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2004-05-20, 9:57 AM #22
No piercings.

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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-05-21, 4:36 AM #23
maybe it's trying to tell you that it wants a piercing..

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2004-05-21, 8:11 AM #24
That's easy--your stomach and intestines have become a separate entity, and are trying to break away through the naval. Have fun keeping those buggers in.

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2004-05-21, 2:29 PM #25
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2004-05-21, 2:43 PM #26
Do you recall swallowing any blue or red jelly beans? You could have been bugged.
2004-05-21, 3:21 PM #27
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2004-05-21, 3:25 PM #28
I still think it's alien abduction. You should check the back of your neck and ankles for "lumps."

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2004-05-21, 6:11 PM #29
Ring? Worm?

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2004-05-21, 6:44 PM #30
Maybe it's your liver begging you to stop drinking.
Or maybe it's alien babies.
Or maybe you're pregnant with alcoholic alien babies that want to explode out of your stomach and eat your friends.

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