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If you had fifteen minutes left to live...

2005-08-16, 3:59 PM #1

Goit

Yes it is.

Posts: 952

...what would you do on the computer? (as obviously you're stuck to your pc chair and have no option but to do something on it before you die, duh)

What webpages would you go on? How about play a game for one last time?

Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)

2005-08-16, 4:01 PM #2

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I don't think I even have to specify.

As long as my arms are not attatched to the mouse and keyboard I would be good to go.

>>untie shoes

2005-08-16, 4:02 PM #3

Jedi Legend

Doesn't Sleep Welll

Posts: 1,380

I'd definitely be all like "g2g" on AIM to all my friends, then I would probably post an "I'm leaving and this time I mean it thread" on Massassi. Then I would probably google search for Heaven and find porn.

(thought the ridiculous scenario warranted a ridiculous reply

)

2005-08-16, 4:02 PM #4

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I'd come here and post a thread about how I only have fifteen minutes left to live, then I'd go look at porn.

Stuff

2005-08-16, 4:03 PM #5

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

What an obvious question... So obvious kyle90 beat me to it - although I wouldn't end it with pr0n.

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2005-08-16, 4:03 PM #6

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

the very idea of this trhead depresses me

I would watch porn.

and then I would email loadsa peep on msn.

and listening to my favourite song

and tell everyone at massasi they suck

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-08-16, 4:04 PM #7

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

I'd listen to music.

2005-08-16, 4:05 PM #8

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

Seeing as I'm usually bored as hell on my computer, it sounds like a pretty dismal way to leave this world. :rolleyes:

But seriously, I would go to my girlfriend and just kiss her for 15 minutes, and then collapse in her arms. It would be romantic, that's the way I want to go.

2005-08-16, 4:07 PM #9

anikan_pm

I Just Gotta Be Me!

Posts: 133

I would sleep with some hot lesbians

2005-08-16, 4:09 PM #10

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by anikan_pm:

hot lesbians

DIE

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-08-16, 4:09 PM #11

Goit

Yes it is.

Posts: 952

On your computer?

Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)

2005-08-16, 4:19 PM #12

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Porn. And lots of it.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-08-16, 4:21 PM #13

Goit

Yes it is.

Posts: 952

But would you clean up? ... or watch that extra movie?

Magrucko Daines and the Crypt of Crola (2007)
Magrucko Daines and the Dark Youth (2010)
Magrucko Daines and the Vertical City (2016)

2005-08-16, 4:27 PM #14

ProdigyOddigy

He's such a CutieWutie

Posts: 628

I'd launch the nuke-yular missiles since my computer controls a bunch of missile silos

visit my project

"I wonder to myself. Why? Simply why? Why why? Why do I ask why? Why do I need to find out why? Why do I have to ask why as a question? Why is why always used to find out why? Why is the answer to why always why? Why is there no final answer to why? Simply why not? Holy cow, this is pretty deep, meaningful **** I wrote. Glad I wrote it down. Oh man."
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ [slog], Echoman

2005-08-16, 4:31 PM #15

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Why would you people look at porn in you last fiffteen minutes on the computer? Why do something you already did for hours before?

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%

2005-08-16, 4:34 PM #16

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

Owned

2005-08-16, 4:35 PM #17

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Having 15 minutes left in my life wouldn't change what I'd do on the internet... and I don't mean porn... :p

I'd probably convey my true feelings to the person I liked, and then die heroically... and if it turns out I don't die, then damn it all. :p

DO NOT WANT.

2005-08-16, 4:39 PM #18

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Personally, I would open up ms word and write a farewell letter (assuming someone would be able to read it). Otherwise, if the world was going to explode in 15 mins, I'd log onto WoW and play and pretend its just the server going down in 15 mins due to maintainence :p

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2005-08-16, 5:03 PM #19

MFalse

Self-Proclaimed Lurker

Posts: 735

I would write a goodbye letter to all of my friends, and if this scenario includes access to my phone/cellphone as well, call and tell my daughter I love her and that I'll miss her.

"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm

2005-08-16, 5:45 PM #20

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

I would reply to this thread saying I would reply to this thread saying I would reply to this thread saying I would reply to this thread saying poopoo

2005-08-16, 5:46 PM #21

ReT

Perma Banned!

Posts: 502

I would say goodbye to all my Internet Buddies and make some posts in a few places. :gbk:

This is all assuming I couldn't talk to my family.

And most of all, I would play some JK.

2005-08-16, 6:12 PM #22

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I wouldn't do anything on the computer. I'd be talking to people I lvoe and care about.

Pissed Off?

2005-08-16, 7:22 PM #23

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

rmdir c:\ /s /q

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-08-16, 7:44 PM #24

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

Listening to my favorite music, and writing farewell messages to my family and friends.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2005-08-16, 7:52 PM #25

Eversor

Given to fly

Posts: 5,234

I'd be playing music and searching through [url]www.allmusicguide.com[/url]

former entrepreneur

2005-08-16, 7:53 PM #26

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

With the realization that our reality is simply a computer program, I would hack it and stop the world from ending.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-08-16, 7:55 PM #27

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

I'd write an email to everyone in my address book telling them how much they meant to me, while listening to my favourite mp3s very, very LOUD.

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2005-08-16, 7:55 PM #28

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

So they'd find you all lying facedown, dead, on your keyboard with huge full-motion video of pr0nage... :S what a way to go

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2005-08-16, 8:00 PM #29

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:

So they'd find you all lying facedown, dead, on your keyboard with huge full-motion video of pr0nage... :S what a way to go

Ahahahahahahaha

2005-08-16, 8:00 PM #30

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

My final act would be to put up an away message reading "brb."

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2005-08-16, 8:03 PM #31

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I'm the RMotM!? SWEET!

I'd like to thank my family, my zits, my zit doctor, my zit cream manufacturers. I really couldn't have done it with all of your failures. Thank you everyone!

I'd look at porn.

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2005-08-16, 8:37 PM #32

Martin_W

Has a good sense of humor.

Posts: 437

I'd probably email a few people telling them how much they meant to me
post a few posts saying that i'm about to die
and then at that point i'd probably only have enough time left to spin around on my computer chair until i died

OMB MONO FUTAR POST!
BURN TEH WITCH!
erm... yeah

yay for not posting much ever

2005-08-16, 8:43 PM #33

ProdigyOddigy

He's such a CutieWutie

Posts: 628

Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:

So they'd find you all lying facedown, dead, on your keyboard with huge full-motion video of pr0nage... :S what a way to go

I actually laughed so hard I leaned down and accidentally banged my head on my desk

2005-08-16, 9:12 PM #34

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

I would, either meet or call my girlfriend. And make sweet sweet love to her. After than I would hold her until I died.

2005-08-16, 9:23 PM #35

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

I'd kill myself. No reason to wait on the inevitable (and before some of you tell me to do it now, there's a difference between 15 minutes and 50 years.)

D E A T H

2005-08-16, 9:25 PM #36

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Avenger:

I wouldn't do anything on the computer. I'd be talking to people I lvoe and care about.

I would be doing this.

But we all also know what Jesus we do on the net.

(is this too bad? >.>)

Attachment: 6809/Jesus BRB.jpg (15,699 bytes)

2005-08-16, 9:38 PM #37

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

edit: Censorship is bad. Censored words kill jokes.

Democracy: rule by the stupid

2005-08-16, 9:40 PM #38

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Oh god, die Kieran. Just die.

D E A T H

2005-08-16, 11:00 PM #39

Morpheus

Thinks with a female voice

Posts: 475

I'd write a goodbye note to massassi and then just spend the rest of my minutes in [url]www.sanguinus.org[/url], and yes, THAT'S how much I love it, it's even better than porn!

Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.

2005-08-17, 12:05 AM #40

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Originally posted by Goit:

But would you clean up? ... or watch that extra movie?

Why do you care?

I can't think of anything to put here right now.