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"Satan" visits Church....

2004-05-20, 2:29 AM #1

Snake-Eyes

They just keep rolling around...

Posts: 593

...well, a Church of Fools. CNN.com once again finds nothing else to cover but this stuff...

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2004-05-20, 2:33 AM #2

Sin

Registered User

Posts: 35

YES! I would so do that... quick give me a url!

2004-05-20, 4:34 AM #3

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Church+of+Fools

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2004-05-20, 4:35 AM #4

Yecti

Actually That Big

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HAHAHA! I loaded up the applet and it gave me

"Sorry, the church is full, try again later."

LMFAO

I too can be ned flanders...

[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/nedflanders.jpg]

[http://www.oscempire.net/images/misc/nedflanders.jpg]

Somebody tell Matt Groening so he can sue this POS and force them to shut down.

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2004-05-20, 4:52 AM #5

Raoul Duke

I voted for cake.

Posts: 1,771

[http://edition.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0302/gallery.simpsons.characters/gallery.ned.flanders.jpg]

Damn thats close.

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2004-05-20, 5:57 AM #6

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Quote:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Church of Fools said most of the problems happened during the night in Britain, when people log on from the United States and Australia.</font>

heh

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2004-05-20, 6:21 AM #7

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

I was half expecting to see 90% accurate depictions of Moe, Larry, Barney, and the preacher.

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2004-05-20, 10:41 AM #8

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I saw that yesterday. Cracked me up

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2004-05-20, 11:15 AM #9

JediKirby

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Posts: 17,361

I didn't know Jesus had a Zone.com account...

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2004-05-20, 12:34 PM #10

clan ruthervain

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hahaha ;losers

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2004-05-20, 12:40 PM #11

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

Posts: 2,099

A church ... online ...

I'd make a comment, but it'd be rude.

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2004-05-20, 1:16 PM #12

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Ahh..I'm so immature. I joined and stood as close behind someone as I could and repeated the Hallelujah thing.

I got banned [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-05-20, 1:24 PM #13

Nubs

SMASH!!!!!!

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I could only join anonymously.

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2004-05-20, 1:27 PM #14

SAJN

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Posts: 11,157

Hehehe, who was 'Ned Flanders'? anyone here?

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2004-05-20, 1:28 PM #15

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

Guilty as charged [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

I got banned for it though [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-05-20, 2:55 PM #16

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Church of Fools said most of the problems happened during the night in Britain, when people log on from the United States and Australia.</font>

I'm not even remotely surprised.

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2004-05-20, 6:19 PM #17

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Hmmm... go into the "crypt". There is a vending machine for "Mnky Nuts"... Am I the only one who has a problem with this?

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2004-05-20, 6:29 PM #18

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i was gonna go into it... but it requires a version of shockwave i don't have and i didn't feel like bothering... maybe tomorrow the real dark lord of satanic urinals will visit the church

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2004-05-20, 7:02 PM #19

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

Posts: 2,099

Is there theoretically any way to still raise hell there after they changed it to stop it?

I've always wanted to be banned from a Methodist church.

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2004-05-21, 2:53 PM #20

Snake-Eyes

They just keep rolling around...

Posts: 593

ROFLMFAO!!!!

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

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Yahoo! Name : jedibruintone77

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

My Canada includes Beavers.

2004-05-22, 7:00 AM #21

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I liked the thing about the "smite" button.

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2004-05-22, 7:22 AM #22

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

That's what God uses since he became a computer user.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
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