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muahahahahar
2004-05-20, 5:35 PM #1
http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-05-20, 5:37 PM #2
yeah, right, I'll click on that [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

I have to say, I'm curious.
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'And every creature which is in heaven and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honor, and glory, and power, be unto Him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.'

Revalation 5:13
Old King James

[This message has been edited by Chuck (edited May 20, 2004).]
'And every creature which is in heaven and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honor, and glory, and power, be unto Him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.'

Revalation 5:13
Old King James
2004-05-20, 5:42 PM #3
That home page was rather amusing, although I'm curious as to how you came across the link Flexor. Feeling a little lonely? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
2004-05-20, 5:46 PM #4
*shifty eyes*

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-05-20, 5:48 PM #5
/me bookmarks...

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>>.>>

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-05-20, 5:55 PM #6
buhahaha! That is so sad.

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited May 20, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-05-20, 5:58 PM #7
Oh dear.

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Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2004-05-20, 6:05 PM #8
...
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-05-20, 6:11 PM #9
That's hilarious! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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http://www.sporkaudio.com
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-05-21, 4:02 PM #10
*signs up*

)_)
(_(

*hides*

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chuck:
yeah, right, I'll click on that [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

I have to say, I'm curious.</font>


In the future (for anyone who lets curiosity get the best of them, like me), be a little more wary about stuff. I did a google search for "pwned" and a little down the list was pwned<DOT>com. Seems innocent enough doens't it? "I wonder what's on that site -- sounds interesting".
My God I have been scarred for life (It's not the kind of "pwning" that is shown here at massassi; it's much MUCH more explicit).

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-05-21, 4:09 PM #11
That is just so damned funny... it also makes me sad. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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"I can hammer a nail into a piece of wood, but that doesn't make me a carpenter."
"I'm praying for mayhem, I'm praying for tidal waves, I wanna see the ground give way, I wanna watch it all go down..."
2004-05-21, 4:53 PM #12
interesting...

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*landfish 'splodes*
7 of 14
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-05-21, 5:07 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Slaw:
In the future (for anyone who lets curiosity get the best of them, like me), be a little more wary about stuff. I did a google search for "pwned" and a little down the list was pwned<DOT>com. Seems innocent enough doens't it? "I wonder what's on that site -- sounds interesting".
My God I have been scarred for life (It's not the kind of "pwning" that is shown here at massassi; it's much MUCH more explicit).</font>


Not anymore - it's just a lame vBulletin board now. http://www.pwned.com/

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance
2004-05-21, 5:28 PM #14
this is so sad :/...

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I have a signature.
I have a signature.
2004-05-21, 6:17 PM #15
That's... pathetic.

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www.tednation.tk
2004-05-21, 6:30 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
Not anymore - it's just a lame vBulletin board now. http://www.pwned.com/</font>

Why do you not sound at all disturbed by the disturbing image on that page (posted at least 10 times)?

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-05-21, 6:45 PM #17
What disturbing image? pwned.com is a vBulletin board, pwn3d.com is a weblog, owned.com doesn't exist, pwned.net is under construction and pwned.org is "coming soon."
[edit]
own3d.com is a CS server website, own3d.net is...something, and own3d.org is another dumb site.

I really have no idea what you're talking about. There isn't a single "disturbing" image on the main page of any of those sites.

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

[This message has been edited by Jin (edited May 21, 2004).]
2004-05-21, 7:01 PM #18
[link to image removed]

If you answer "no, I am not shocked by the image", [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif].

**** Click on the image at your own risk!!! (this warning added after Kieran clickied [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif] ) ****

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity

[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited May 21, 2004).]
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-05-21, 7:07 PM #19
God damn it Slaw! I didn't even read the text and that pic wasn't even half-way done loading when I closed the window and tried to gouge my eyes out. *begins beating Slaw with a crow bar*

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-05-21, 7:12 PM #20
I have one witness!!! And it's a good or bad thing? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

(completely, sincerily, sorry man [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] )

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-05-21, 7:24 PM #21
Eh, it's disgusting, but not really disturbing. Sadly, I can say that I've seen worse.. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


But I don't know where the hell you're seeing that picture. All I see at pwned.com is a bulletin board. No more, no less. And here's a picture to prove just that -

[http://members.dodo.com.au/cscpow/website.gif]

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance
2004-05-21, 7:40 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jin:
Eh, it's disgusting, but not really disturbing. Sadly, I can say that I've seen worse.. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]


But I don't know where the hell you're seeing that picture. All I see at pwned.com is a bulletin board. No more, no less. And here's a picture to prove just that -

[http://members.dodo.com.au/cscpow/website.gif]

</font>


I've browsed it, the bulletin itself is disturbing. :9

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D E A T H
2004-05-21, 7:51 PM #23
Okay, I'm NOT getting that page Jin. It must think I was leeching (I actually took the time to read the message, since I had to censor all the crap in it *shivers*). Note that this page is also at the address " www.pwned.com "

http://blargh.mine.nu/test/169/7.jpg

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-05-21, 8:18 PM #24
=\

That's pretty funky.

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance
2004-05-22, 3:52 AM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Slaw:
Okay, I'm NOT getting that page Jin. It must think I was leeching (I actually took the time to read the message, since I had to censor all the crap in it *shivers*). Note that this page is also at the address " www.pwned.com "

http://blargh.mine.nu/test/169/7.jpg

</font>


Someone on your ISP leeched, he caught them. I guess.

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D E A T H
2004-05-22, 12:48 PM #26
[http://www.ravenrook.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/girlfriend.JPG]

now that's actually kinda tempting...
(if you had any idea how poor I am right now, you'd understand!)

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<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-05-22, 12:56 PM #27
I'd see you doing that, but would we have to pay for you?

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Free Jin!
2004-05-22, 12:57 PM #28
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darth Slaw:
Okay, I'm NOT getting that page Jin. It must think I was leeching (I actually took the time to read the message, since I had to censor all the crap in it *shivers*). Note that this page is also at the address " www.pwned.com "

http://blargh.mine.nu/test/169/7.jpg

</font>


Yes... I'm seeing what you're seeing. Ew.
How on earth did you manage to look at those pictures long enough to blur them and write censored without throwing up?

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2004-05-22, 1:28 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi:
Yes... I'm seeing what you're seeing. Ew.
How on earth did you manage to look at those pictures long enough to blur them and write censored without throwing up?

</font>


Dear God it wasn't easy! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif] Thank goodness eyes can go out of focus *mental breakdown*
I dragged the selection box over that sick picture, and then pulled the bottom of the window up to block the thing from my view.

After I blurred it beyond recognition, I typed censored and copy/pasted the censored product over the other 1.5 copies of the uncensored image in the screenie.

*suddenly remembers something very important*
Oh crap! I still have the uncensored screenshot in my documents!
*delete/empty recycle bin*
Yes! I can breathe again!

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for(i = 0; i < 00; i = i + 1) Print("massassi is good");
PrintInt(i); //print the integer value of infinity
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2004-05-22, 1:49 PM #30
Tough luck, Pagewizard. Looks like you're obsolete now. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited May 22, 2004).]
Do you have stairs in your house?

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