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Go on a date with Hayden Christensen.
2005-08-22, 1:33 AM #1
Haha..

Anyway, one of my best friends, Steven. Has a very hot aunt. She's 33, very skinny and well proportioned.

She's from LA and used to date an IRL (Indy Racing Legue) owner and Indy Lights race car driver. So she's made her way through some big people...

Anyway, she's moved back up to Ohio for whatever reason but last week she went back to go to the Playboy mansion for a party.. and Hayden Christensen was there, and asked her on a date.. She told him he was too young for her but she thought he was cool so he took her out on a date a couple days later

LOL

She didn't give me any details but apparently he said something to the fact Mark Hamill was a bad actor too but it didn't hurt Star Wars..

Anyway, thought that was pretty interesting.
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2005-08-22, 1:37 AM #2
...I thought you were actually giving away a date with the sexy Hayden himself. :( My dreams are herefor BASHED. :( :(
2005-08-22, 4:33 AM #3
I thought he was gay?
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2005-08-22, 5:45 AM #4
he never said anything about being gay while i was making him breakfast. hmmm...
2005-08-22, 5:51 AM #5
Did he mention anything about sand and how it wasn't like your back?
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2005-08-22, 5:57 AM #6
He does realize that he's also a bad actor and it DID hurt Star Wars, right?
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2005-08-22, 6:08 AM #7
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
Did he mention anything about sand and how it wasn't like your back?


Bwahahaha... I don't know what I would do if someone said that to me.. Probably dump them, tie them up, dump them into a river, and then cry because of the psychological damage they caused.
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2005-08-22, 6:08 AM #8
Gah. Futurepost!
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2005-08-22, 6:32 AM #9
Maybe he was really drunk and thought the aunt was a man.
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2005-08-22, 6:33 AM #10
[QUOTE=The Last True Evil]I was sure he was gay.[/QUOTE]

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2005-08-22, 6:34 AM #11
(Refering to this)

You sound like a IMDB forum user. :p ;)
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2005-08-22, 6:55 AM #12
I was sure he was gay.
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2005-08-22, 7:13 AM #13
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2005-08-22, 7:20 AM #14
Plenty of straight actors have taken pictures in such extravagant getups. It isn't like they get first choice over the wardrobe. Granted some do, but they have an elevated celebrity status, of which Hayden does not.

But yeah, I thought he was gay too. :p
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2005-08-22, 7:21 AM #15
The G.A.Y. level in this thread just rose 200% with that picture post.
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2005-08-22, 7:46 AM #16
What does G.A.Y. stand for?
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2005-08-22, 7:51 AM #17
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2005-08-22, 8:40 AM #18
Wow... From those pics he's either:

A) Overtly gay, or
B) So confident in his heterosexuality he's willing to be photographed wearing that.

It's anyone's guess, really.
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2005-08-22, 8:41 AM #19
Ya know, I never found him all that attractive.

That's pretty cool that you have a story like that to tell, even if it is a little weird. Perhaps it'd make for a better story if it was you who went on a date with him. Hmmmmm.
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2005-08-22, 8:48 AM #20
Originally posted by Spork:
Wow... From those pics he's either:

A) Overtly gay, or
B) So confident in his heterosexuality he's willing to be photographed wearing that.

It's anyone's guess, really.

or,
C) Whacked out of his mind from crack
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2005-08-22, 9:14 AM #21
Maybe C and A?
2005-08-22, 9:35 AM #22
I will pay his aunt 5$ if she smacks him hard. Tell her to say, "That's for ruining Star Wars you whiny looser!"
2005-08-22, 9:49 AM #23
So I assume the script and directing didn't ruin Star Wars? :rolleyes:
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2005-08-22, 9:58 AM #24
Oh, no! All because of Hayden :rolleyes:
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2005-08-22, 10:08 AM #25
Pics of your Aunt.

Now.
2005-08-22, 10:17 AM #26
Read properly.
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
... one of my best friends, Steven. Has a very hot aunt.
2005-08-22, 10:49 AM #27
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
Pics of your [friend's] Aunt.

Now.

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2005-08-22, 12:19 PM #28
Anyone else think he kind of looks like Natalie Portman in that first shot?

BTW this is a future post.
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2005-08-22, 12:21 PM #29
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Oh, no! All because of Hayden :rolleyes:


No, it was rolleyes. :rolleyes:
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2005-08-22, 3:55 PM #30
I think he's cute.
2005-08-22, 4:09 PM #31
most guys, the more "masculine" ones, assume that guys with prettier, smoother, thinner faces and high cheek bones are ALWAYS gay.

The fact of the matter is, these "less" manly-looking blokes, are in fact, better looking.
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2005-08-22, 7:04 PM #32
MANLY MEN FTW.





eeesh. .'/
2005-08-22, 7:12 PM #33
I have a lot of gay friends, and the majority of them are just as straight 'seeming' as any other guy.
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2005-08-22, 7:17 PM #34
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
I have a lot of gay friends, and the majority of them are just as straight 'seeming' as any other guy.


I have a lot of gay friends, and they all seem really really flamingly homosexual. HOLY **** YOU MEAN PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES?!

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2005-08-22, 7:48 PM #35
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I have a lot of gay friends, and they all seem really really flamingly homosexual. HOLY **** YOU MEAN PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES?!

MIND****![/QUOTE]

You need to change your name to Devil's Assine Advocate. Seriously, NO ONE disputed the fact that a lot of gay dudes act like flaming homosexuals. [notice how I said 'most of them'] I never argued against that. Just making a statement. Settle down pistolpete.
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2005-08-22, 7:53 PM #36
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
You need to change your name to Devil's Assine Advocate. Seriously, NO ONE disputed the fact that a lot of gay dudes act like flaming homosexuals. [notice how I said 'most of them'] I never argued against that. Just making a statement. Settle down pistolpete.


Then, pray tell, what was the point of making your post. Oh and I'm plenty calm. Capital letters != excitement. That's what most people don't seem to understand.
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2005-08-22, 7:56 PM #37
Wow. This arguement came completely out of the blue.
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2005-08-22, 8:10 PM #38
DJ Yoshi just makes fights, he can't help it. :p
2005-08-22, 8:13 PM #39
Originally posted by Echoman:
Wow. This arguement came completely out of the blue.


It's not like Kirby hasn't been all 'holier than thou' posting flamebait all over the place, though granted this post was one of his less offensive ones.
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2005-08-22, 8:14 PM #40
It's in his blood to.
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