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Steve Ballmer sales pitch
2005-08-22, 1:48 PM #1
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000350.html

I haven't seen this one before.

By the way, what does he mean with "Except in Nebraska" at the end of the video?
2005-08-22, 1:51 PM #2
Wow..
2005-08-22, 5:37 PM #3
Haha P/O Box.
2005-08-22, 6:22 PM #4
Originally posted by tofu:
Haha P/O Box.


I still don't get it though. Why is Nebraska special and excluded? I simple must know.
2005-08-22, 7:56 PM #5
Holy crap.
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-08-22, 8:18 PM #6
some states may have diferent laws pertaining to special sales, gambling, taxes...
2005-08-22, 8:24 PM #7
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS...
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2005-08-22, 9:03 PM #8
Originally posted by Echoman:
DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS...


http://www.flamingmailbox.com/maccomedy/movies/balmer.html
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-08-23, 9:17 AM #9
Can't blame him for unbridled enthusiasm, although a bit misguided. He's so awesome! He's putting dirt, sweat, and tears into Microsoft!

I. LOVE. THIS. COMPANY!
2005-08-23, 3:49 PM #10
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
Can't blame him for unbridled enthusiasm, although a bit misguided. He's so awesome! He's putting dirt, sweat, and tears into Microsoft!

I. LOVE. THIS. COMPANY!


Riiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhttt.......... :rolleyes:

Anyhoo, his rampant flop-sweat aside, there is something seriously messed up with him mentally...
I'd at least understand if he got jacked up on some kinda pills before he goes out there, but if he gets like that naturally...well lets just say that he's just one dead brain cell away from a straightjacket and a big, padded room... :eek:
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2005-08-23, 4:07 PM #11
and you trust these guys to make a decent OS when they act like this, I mean come on!!

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