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You see a bug on your desk...

2005-08-24, 3:58 PM #41

ProdigyOddigy

He's such a CutieWutie

Posts: 628

One time I got a bunch of of fat green caterpillars and put them in a can. They were biting eachother and fighting. They probably thought that the others were plants to eat.

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"I wonder to myself. Why? Simply why? Why why? Why do I ask why? Why do I need to find out why? Why do I have to ask why as a question? Why is why always used to find out why? Why is the answer to why always why? Why is there no final answer to why? Simply why not? Holy cow, this is pretty deep, meaningful **** I wrote. Glad I wrote it down. Oh man."
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2005-08-24, 4:06 PM #42

Reid

^^vv<><>BASTART

Posts: 9,114

Many things:

Spider: Pull out the airsoft gun.

Beetle: Pick up and let outside.

Ant: Squish

Fly: Smash.

Tarantula: Shotgun.

Scorpian(Yes they get in my house): Any long weapon handy, kill ASAP, don't let it gat away.

2005-08-24, 4:06 PM #43

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Oh yeah: flies = dead on sight or coaxed into the nearest web (fun and challenging)
I hate flies

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2005-08-24, 4:29 PM #44

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Moths are very annoying at night when it's dark, because they are of course drawn to the glow of the monitor. What's worse is they smear really badly.

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2005-08-24, 4:30 PM #45

Nubs

SMASH!!!!!!

Posts: 1,460

Flick it away, plain and simple. Anything else gets the shoe.

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2005-08-24, 9:20 PM #46

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by Nubs:

Flick it away, plain and simple. Anything else gets the shoe.

You step on the desk?

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2005-08-24, 9:28 PM #47

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Who says the shoe has a foot in it?

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2005-08-24, 9:54 PM #48

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Who says it doesn't?

Life is beautiful.

2005-08-24, 11:37 PM #49

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Ooh, very zen

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2005-08-25, 3:58 AM #50

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

"There is no shoe."

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2005-08-25, 7:01 AM #51

at0mic

b0mb

Posts: 100

I trap them in a clear container (old medicine canisters/film canisters/etc) and watch it slowly die over the course of a week. If it hasn't died 1 week hence, I deem it worthy of survival and let it lose outside. Just doing my part to promote natural selection, if you can even call it that, since it's not exactly natrual...

2005-08-25, 4:08 PM #52

FullMetal

Jacket

Posts: 542

Originally posted by Echoman:

"There is no shoe."

We have established the existence of the shoe, and now contemplate the driving force behind it.

Originally posted by Reid:

Spider: Pull out the airsoft gun.

Now THAT is a good idea.

"Whats that for?" "Thats the machine that goes 'ping'" PING!
Q. How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
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