Nightmares, Dreams, the two carry the same effect...

Even a great dream is no greater than the feeling of a nightmare, because in there lies the key: You wake up. I have a situation that any other man would do back flips to attain; 2 amazing young ladies are attracted to me, and would like to start a serious relationship with me. They both know each other. They know the situation. Nothing is hidden, and everything's upfront.

The first is this beautiful redhead who's all too young for me. She's on par with the more mature of us and can't hold back the fact that she's figured life out for herself. She's in complete control of who she is, and her emotions, and because of that, tends to be shunned by a number of people. She's also got this deep sense of knowledge of human ideals and interaction.
Worst is that she's got this physical attraction that is too true for me to do soberly. She makes my heart quench with thirst for her touch again, to kiss her soft neck and breath her many scents of femininity. I am a kid in a Mother****ing candy store.

Then there's the other who suffers from being my other half, she fills the gaps that I have and knows me like a book. Holding her hand is feeling the lines I'm drawing. She's an artistic little person who flows through me and builds me up. She's so open about how she feels, and sure of herself and her flaws that she just goes with it. She's so admirable in all that she does. The emotional connection I have with her is impossible to recreate.
I could kiss her and let the world crash down and I would if it weren't for the situation. I still might. The tension of emotions with her is amazing and allows us to run with the moment and live it like it's our last.

As you can see, I'm flattered that these 2 girls truly feel something deep for me. I feel the same way about them. But hell, I'm a 1 women man, and I always have been. How do I remain neutral in this situation and choose just 1 drug? It's not like I can measure something in them and see who's higher, that doesn't work. There are too many aspects to this that can't be measured, too many facets in the gems to determine any single cut.

I've decided what I'm going to do, though. I'm handling it like an adult; in that I'm going to give them both a chance. I'm looking for a serious relationship, but that doesn't mean I can't have a few girls that I'm dating, does it? Dating is an option that single people everywhere use so that they have options and can weigh and choose what they want in a long term relationship.

I can't do this without someone being hurt. I can't do this and end up unhappy, at least, not without devoting a long period of time to it. I'm going to have something good either way; which is better? I hate this situation, and these girls don't help it at all by being understanding and letting me take my time. Why they can't be like other girls and dominate the situation, I don't know. Why they can't tell me what I'm going to do, I don't know. Why they don't just fight to the death, I don't know. Perhaps I'll live through this situation to write a book detailing the finer aspects of a surreal existence. Maybe I'll write a guide to traveling a life of dreams and nightmares and how to escape with some remnant of that dream clutched in our fist.

So..Basically, you dumped your last girlfriend via an email because you have an attraction to another?

date 'em both, it'll turn out like a sitcom when they figure it out!

date 'em both, it'll turn out like a sitcom when they figure it out!

I disagree. A woman's statements about women are as disputable as a man's.

Demon, if it wasn't for the fact that I totally despise your political views, I would totally love you.

Some people say that 9/11 brought America together. I, on the other hand, believe that mutual disdain of people we can all agree to disagree with brings us together.

Demon, if it wasn't for the fact that I totally despise your political views, I would totally love you.

Except women like to project their own neuroses into their 'advice'.

For instance, you'll tell a guy to "be himself" and that "girls like nice guys", but do you like nice guys? Would you date kirb? How, exactly, can you pretend to understand someone who would date him?

You might tell him to "always be honest", but the second she says "Do I look fat?" that advice is blown out of the water. Why'd you suggest it? Because it sounds proper!

So really. Here's what I want you to do before even thinking about posting your advice: Honestly ask yourself if you would find that attractive, if your advice would work on you in real life or if it would work for Brad Pitt on a movie screen. If you'll be good enough to do that, I'll refrain from doing the male equivalent (and tell him to bang both of them).

Thank you.

I disagree. A woman's statements about women are as disputable as a man's.

Polygamy is being married to multiple women. There is a thing called polyandry.