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Flordia marlins batboy suspended
2005-08-25, 3:33 PM #1
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/4808232

Quote:
A Florida Marlins batboy earned himself a six-game suspension from the team for accepting a dare to drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour without throwing up, according to a report in The Miami Herald.


That's right folks, 10 games for steroids and 6 games for milk.
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2005-08-25, 3:43 PM #2
Pretty wussy dare, to boot. 8 pints of milk? No problem.
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2005-08-25, 3:51 PM #3
Originally posted by FullMetal:
Pretty wussy dare, to boot. 8 pints of milk? No problem.



It's pretty hard. I know a guy who tried to do it back in High School, and he came close. Drinking it is easy--- keeping it down for an hour is what's hard.
2005-08-25, 4:37 PM #4
Wow. Suspending the kid is absurd. I've read about this dare going on all the time in baseball. Graned, it was a player who dared a kid to do it, but come on.
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2005-08-25, 6:19 PM #5
thats absolutely rediculous, what i want to know is if it was the MLB that suspended him, or the organization?
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2005-08-25, 7:07 PM #6
I think steroid abuse needs a greater punishment.
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2005-08-25, 7:12 PM #7
Yeah, like castration.

...what? It works for eunuchs.
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2005-08-25, 7:31 PM #8
Originally posted by Jdogg0403:
thats absolutely rediculous, what i want to know is if it was the MLB that suspended him, or the organization?


The organization.
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2005-08-25, 7:39 PM #9
Batboy?
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2005-08-25, 7:44 PM #10
:eek:
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2005-08-25, 7:49 PM #11
What a friggin coincidence again! I was watching Inked last night and Dizzle had to drink a gallon of milk and keep it down for an hour...now this...

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