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"The original Poop Moose"

2003-12-16, 3:29 PM #1

darthslaw

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Any comments? My brother stumbled upon this while looking for info on a moose.

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2003-12-16, 3:32 PM #2

Thrawn[numbarz]

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o.o

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2003-12-16, 3:34 PM #3

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What a ****ed up way to eat candy.

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2003-12-16, 3:45 PM #4

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O_o

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2003-12-16, 3:54 PM #5

Mikus

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I had a reindeer like that for Christmas one year. Chocolate covered raisins came out its butt.

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2003-12-16, 4:40 PM #6

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Must it be chocolate covered raisins... >_<

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2003-12-16, 4:53 PM #7

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Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger:
O_o

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2003-12-16, 5:06 PM #8

Elana14

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i knew i shouldent have clicked on this thread o_0

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2003-12-16, 5:31 PM #9

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Me and one of my friends found that in 5th grade while googling random stuff.... *cues 0ld n3wz pic*

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2003-12-16, 5:44 PM #10

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I have one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-16, 7:03 PM #11

SavageX378

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Hehe, my sister bought a Cow dispencer that pooped out brown jelly beans. It's funny as hell! She also had a key chain cow that, when you squeesed it, a gooey brown stuff pops out of it's butt. She called it "Messy Bessy".

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2003-12-16, 8:54 PM #12

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Wow. She must have spent a lot of time cleaning out her pockets if she used that keychain.

...Whooo. Next thread.

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2003-12-16, 9:20 PM #13

Katt

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My brother had one of those a while back, but it was a pig. The goo wasn't free-flowing, rather, it was a shape-retaining jelly-like substance. When you squeeze the toy's midsection, the goo was forced to bulge out of a hole in the rear. It didn't so much resemble the animal pooping as it did blowing a giant brown bubblegum-like bubble out of its butt. He got it from Canada...

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2003-12-16, 11:31 PM #14

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2003-12-17, 12:03 AM #15

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Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
o.o

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2003-12-17, 6:13 AM #16

Bobbert

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A friend of mine had one. It came with a bunch of chocolate flavored jelly beans to "dispense."

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2003-12-17, 7:07 AM #17

bobafett765

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Quote:

Originally posted by Mikus:
I had a reindeer like that for Christmas one year. Chocolate covered raisins came out its butt.

I had the same thing. I didn't want it though, so I gave it to someone else who seemed interested in it.

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2003-12-17, 7:42 AM #18

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You mean a five year old standing on the sidewalk? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-17, 1:07 PM #19

Tracer

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Quote:

He got it from Canada...

I mean, it's not like that makes a difference...

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2003-12-17, 11:38 PM #20

SavageX378

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Quote:

Originally posted by blujay:
Wow. She must have spent a lot of time cleaning out her pockets if she used that keychain.

...Whooo. Next thread.

Oh no... it wasn't like that. The jelly stuff was elastic so it only stook out when squeezed and went back in when you released. It was pretty gross to witness. Unfortunately, the poor thing broke because it was squeezed too many times and the poop remained sticking out. It wasn't long though when my sister's husband pulled out the poop - only to reveal that the entire poop in the cow was the shape of the cow! The poop-shaped cow is still sitting near the sink in my bathroom. If I had a camera handy, I'd take a picture of the poop cow for you all to see [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-18, 12:54 AM #21

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[http://mink.weezel.net/~tristan/vProfile/gbktext.php?text=.%20.%20.&lite=255&bold=1&italic=0&ul=0]

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2003-12-18, 2:35 PM #22

Zell

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Well, seing as CoW used the red text, I might as well make use of it too.

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2003-12-18, 2:40 PM #23

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Quote:

Originally posted by Zell:

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2003-12-18, 2:51 PM #24

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2003-12-18, 4:31 PM #25

darthslaw

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More poop moose!
[http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/poopingmooseanimation.gif]

[http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/poopmoose.jpg]

And moose accessories!
[http://www.canadianmoose.com/images(temporary)/Moose_M.jpg]

[http://www.canadianmoose.com/images(temporary)/Moose_T.jpg]

BTW, Poop Moose (at least some, anyway) comes from Alaska.

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[This message has been edited by Darth Slaw (edited December 18, 2003).]

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2003-12-18, 8:22 PM #26

MYSTboy

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ooh... I can buy a moniter moose? where??? how much?????

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2003-12-19, 2:51 AM #27

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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ooh, does the monitor moose come in 19" variety?

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2003-12-19, 8:17 AM #28

Katt

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Thank God for technology...

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2003-12-19, 6:16 PM #29

darthslaw

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Meet Mickey Moose!
[http://www.mickeymoose.org/animickey.gif]

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2003-12-19, 6:34 PM #30

Elana14

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Quote:

Originally posted by Echoman:

ohh so that is how you get red text...

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