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It's a boy!
2005-08-26, 4:12 PM #1
[http://webpages.charter.net/wookie06/images/baby.jpg]
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2005-08-26, 4:13 PM #2
I'm a boy!

(Congratlulations!)

:D
2005-08-26, 4:15 PM #3
A very well statured boy at that! [I know it's his arm, I'm kidding.]
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2005-08-26, 4:20 PM #4
Congratlulations
2005-08-26, 4:22 PM #5
:D You must be very happy.

Congratulations. :)
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2005-08-26, 5:18 PM #6
Ah, and another young warrior to swell my ranks is forged in the abdomen of a womancreature...

(Congrats!)
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2005-08-26, 5:22 PM #7
Congratskis!

[This also doubles as a "Hey guys, I had sex" thread.]
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2005-08-26, 5:23 PM #8
Wow, the massassians are spawning.

Congratulations!
2005-08-26, 5:42 PM #9
Was it really a good idea to post her name on the interweb?
2005-08-26, 6:02 PM #10
Wow, grats :D
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2005-08-26, 6:06 PM #11
[QUOTE=Cool Matty]Was it really a good idea to post her name on the interweb?[/QUOTE]

I've posted my name before. I'm not too concerned that it may be viewed in an image. What do you guys think? Should I edit the image some more or not. I can tell you that I did a quick internet phone directory search and see that her name only seems to appear six times nationwide and that she does indeed show up as one of the six.
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2005-08-26, 6:27 PM #12
Couldn't hurt to edit the name.
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2005-08-26, 8:02 PM #13
Many congrats! :D
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2005-08-26, 8:06 PM #14
mmm fleshmeats for the hordes.. err students for the teachers, yes yes
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2005-08-26, 8:07 PM #15
Sweet! Congrats!

mini-Wookie06!

I don't want to sound annoying and pesky, but are you still going to Iraq later this year, even after this wonderful event?
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2005-08-26, 8:16 PM #16
Congratulations! But I don't see it. I do see a whale however...
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2005-08-26, 8:26 PM #17
Name the baby Noah, in honor of Zy's whale picture.

Congrats!
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2005-08-26, 8:28 PM #18
Noah... has... nothing to do... with whales....

How about Balooga, or Moby Dick?
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2005-08-26, 8:30 PM #19
Noah was swallowed by a whale. READ THE BIBLE YOU ATHEIST!


omfg kirby is evil!
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2005-08-26, 8:31 PM #20
Are you sure? I've read the bible. Oh well, god knows I don't remember half of it.

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2005-08-26, 8:34 PM #21
Umm...yeah....Noah...Whales....it all makes sense.
2005-08-26, 8:38 PM #22
congrats :)
2005-08-26, 8:56 PM #23
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Noah was swallowed by a whale. READ THE BIBLE YOU ATHEIST!


omfg kirby is evil!
Actually, I'm pretty sure that was Jonah. Noah had the ark
2005-08-26, 8:57 PM #24
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Noah was swallowed by a whale. READ THE BIBLE YOU ATHEIST!


omfg kirby is evil!

*cough*JONAH
Don't you watch Veggietales!?!
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2005-08-26, 9:01 PM #25
Noah, Jonah...both have to do with water! I'm only a boy!

And Veggietales > you.


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2005-08-26, 9:15 PM #26
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Noah was swallowed by a whale. READ THE BIBLE YOU ATHEIST!

Haha funniest thing I've read all day.

Congrats Wookie06. :D

Name him Noah. ;)
2005-08-26, 9:27 PM #27
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Noah was swallowed by a whale. READ THE BIBLE YOU ATHEIST!


omfg kirby is evil!


No. Noah was the dude with the floating zoo. Jonah was the whale guy.
2005-08-26, 9:29 PM #28
Lol Zloc you got spanked.
2005-08-26, 9:58 PM #29
Pinocchio was swallowed by a whale, and I think Captain Ahab was the dude hunting moby dick. That's all I really know about whales. Oh, and my friend's stepmum is a beached whale (or so he tells me, I've never seen her).
2005-08-26, 10:01 PM #30
Oh, and another point - Only on massassi could a thread about a member discovering the sex of his unborn child derail to an argument about who was swallowed by a whale.
2005-08-26, 10:33 PM #31
Wookie - you realize that you must show your son this thread when he comes of age... right? :D
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2005-08-27, 4:44 AM #32
It's a whale!

Crap. I thought I read the whole thread, but I didn't. :( Curse you Zy!
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2005-08-27, 10:13 AM #33
Dooooooooooooooooonotwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2005-08-27, 10:16 AM #34
I wish I could speak whale.

PS: Maybe it's just me, but I don't see a penis.
2005-08-27, 10:28 AM #35
You can't from the angle of these pictures.

Originally posted by Echoman:
Sweet! Congrats!

mini-Wookie06!

I don't want to sound annoying and pesky, but are you still going to Iraq later this year, even after this wonderful event?


Leave in about a month. Baby due in January.
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2005-08-27, 12:56 PM #36
Originally posted by Chuckles:
Oh, and another point - Only on massassi could a thread about a member discovering the sex of his unborn child derail to an argument about who was swallowed by a whale.

My thoughts exactly.
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2005-08-27, 6:21 PM #37
Originally posted by Wookie06:
It's a boy![/IMG]


Thats no boy...

Thats a spacest- *ruthven gets stabbed*
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

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