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I'm Kevin. Kind of funny to see how they respond.
Share your intersting encounters.
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FACADE STAGEPLAY Fri Aug 26 20 43 22 2005 GRACE Trip, when are you going to get rid of this? (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) TRIP What, Grace... this? -- (interrupted) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) TRIP Oh, he's here! GRACE What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now! TRIP No, he's right on time! GRACE God... Trip! (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Kevin knocks on the front door.) (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP Kevin!! KEVIN I am a robot sent from the future. TRIP Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted) TRIP Uh... KEVIN Come with me if you want to live. TRIP Well come on in... TRIP Uh, let me go get Grace... TRIP (unintelligable arguing) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) (KEVIN sits on the couch.) TRIP (unintelligable arguing) KEVIN Time is short, we must hurry! GRACE Kevin, GRACE Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! TRIP Yeah, yeah, how are you doing? -- (interrupted) KEVIN Target identified: Grace. (KEVIN gets up from the couch.) GRACE Uh... GRACE So, come in, make yourself at home... KEVIN We must leave! TRIP Whoops, I need to go close the door. GRACE Kevin, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have. H-mmm (happy smile sound) -- (interrupted) (Trip closes the front door.) KEVIN Grace, Trip is an android assassin GRACE Oh, well, we've -- we've missed you. TRIP Whoa I just realized something! GRACE What... TRIP Oh, tonight's a special night! A celebration in fact! GRACE What do you mean? KEVIN I'm here to rescue you! TRIP Uh -- well, tonight is special! TRIP Kevin, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us. TRIP Senior year of college! GRACE Oh... geez... TRIP Remember that? KEVIN I was really stoned man, I forgot TRIP We really want to thank you for years and years of... GRACE Pain. TRIP Heh heh heh... Agony. KEVIN You don't seem happy. TRIP You... -- (interrupted) TRIP You think I'm... TRIP depressed... TRIP Ha ha, ha, oh, you're -- you're quite the kidder tonight, ha ha ha... GRACE Ha ha, yeah... TRIP Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted) KEVIN You seem to have marital issues. TRIP Oh, well, ha, you know what they say... TRIP If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Heh heh. TRIP Heh heh ha ha ha ha, ha... GRACE Trip... GRACE (frustrated sigh) KEVIN They say, where's the liquor! TRIP Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec! TRIP Ah, you need to help me break in my expensive new set of cocktail making accessories. GRACE Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along... KEVIN Whiskey, straight. TRIP So! Drinks! TRIP How about a martini? TRIP Grace's dad taught me how to make these, it's a really classy drink. -- (interrupted) KEVIN Whiskey. TRIP Oh yeah, that's even better! GRACE No no, GRACE Kevin, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water? TRIP but... uhh... KEVIN I'd like juice with whiskey in it. TRIP Oh yeah, great idea, great idea! TRIP Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here. KEVIN Grace, come sit down with me. (KEVIN sits on the couch.) GRACE Anyhow... GRACE (little sigh) Sometimes I'm afraid Trip thinks the best way to a friend's heart is through his liver. TRIP Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... what would you like to drink? KEVIN I am a robot. I have no liver. TRIP No, uh, I was just going to ask Grace what she wants. GRACE Um, Just a glass of Chardonnay for me, please. TRIP Ah, Chardonnay, certainly. KEVIN Grace, let's dance. TRIP Well, I, uh -- I know what you want, Grace. TRIP Chardonnay, come and get it. (KEVIN gets up from the couch.) GRACE (little sigh) (KEVIN picks up the advice ball.) (The advice ball reads, "Who Knows") (KEVIN shakes the advice ball.) (KEVIN puts down the advice ball.) (KEVIN picks up the white wine bottle.) (KEVIN puts down the white wine bottle.) (KEVIN picks up the white wine bottle.) PHONE ** RING ** PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Oh, I'll get it -- GRACE No, no, we have a guest, we can let the answering machine pick it up. (KEVIN puts down the white wine bottle.) PHONE ** RING ** TRIP Grace, no, I want -- GRACE Trip, please dear, don't be rude. GRACE It's probably just the execs at work inviting you to another one of your precious 'high class poker games'. PHONE ** RING ** (KEVIN picks up the phone.) PHONE Grace? Hello? GRACE Kevin, no! Please don't do that. -- (interrupted) PHONE Who is this? Grace is that you? GRACE Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice. TRIP Oh! PHONE Excuse me, I must have the wrong number... ** click ** GRACE Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up. TRIP Well I'll just put this on the bar for you. KEVIN Hi dad. TRIP I wanted to say hello -- GRACE No no, Trip, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment... GRACE the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents. KEVIN It wasn't your dad. GRACE Oh, hmm... well, hold on... GRACE (clears throat) TRIP Well, Grace's parents... -- (interrupted) KEVIN It was a prostitute. TRIP uh... ha heh heh... GRACE uh...! (KEVIN puts down the phone.) TRIP god, I don't, um... GRACE (nervous coughing) TRIP what... GRACE ha ha ha... TRIP ha ha... GRACE ha ha ha ha!! TRIP heh, ha ha ha! (KEVIN picks up a player's drink.) (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) TRIP Ha ha ha, heh, Kevin, (KEVIN puts down a player's drink.) (KEVIN picks up a player's drink.) TRIP heh heh, you had me going there for a sec... GRACE heh heh heh... TRIP heh, ha ha... TRIP You're not afraid to say anything, are you? -- (interrupted) KEVIN how about another drink? GRACE Okay, okay, this is getting really tiresome...! GRACE You know what, I'll be right back. TRIP Grace, what are you -- GRACE No you two keep talking about the bar and drinks and the amazing view and everything... TRIP What? Where are you going? GRACE I'll just be in the kitchen. KEVIN Hi grace. TRIP (frustrated sigh) (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) GRACE What? Oh... KEVIN Let's makeout, grace. GRACE Kevin, GRACE I... GRACE (big sigh) (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) GRACE Look, just give me a minute, I'll be alright, everything's fine... GRACE (frustrated sigh) KEVIN I love you grace. (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) (KEVIN sips his player's drink.) GRACE Kevin, GRACE I can't... GRACE I'm... GRACE I -- I'm going to go back to the living room. GRACE Everything's fine, Trip, everything's fine. TRIP Yeah, yeah, everything's fine! (KEVIN puts down a player's drink.) KEVIN Grace was hitting on me. GRACE You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate, (Grace sips her Grace's drink.) (Trip sips his Trip's drink.) GRACE and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but... TRIP Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme! GRACE But, Kevin, you have to look at this room, and admit it looks terrible. TRIP Grace -- GRACE I mean, look around, this room is... it's hideous! KEVIN The room is terrible TRIP No no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she... TRIP grew up in this really nice house, with really nice couches and fancy dishes, and, and she can't live without this stuff. KEVIN She won't even kiss me. TRIP Ah, yeah, Kevin, I knew you'd like it. TRIP See Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, and how good you look! -- (interrupted) (KEVIN kisses grace.) TRIP Could you... GRACE Where is... GRACE He... (KEVIN hugs grace.) GRACE uh... TRIP You're being... GRACE His... GRACE Let's get the um... the um... (KEVIN hugs trip.) (KEVIN comforts trip.) GRACE We need to check -- (interrupted) (KEVIN kisses trip.) TRIP You know what, Kevin, that's it, you need to leave. KEVIN Let's get naked. TRIP There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know? KEVIN NAKED!!! (Trip opens the front door.) TRIP We'll be fine -- just go. KEVIN NOOOOO (Trip closes the front door.) KEVIN WHYYYYYYY!
I'm Kevin. Kind of funny to see how they respond.
