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I need your vibes...

2005-08-27, 7:46 PM #1

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Well Massassi, I'm in need of some perhaps long-term vibes. Many of you know that I work for the Geek Squad. I LOVE what I do. Way better than doing tech-engineering for a pipeline... I just applied for a job at Geek Squad corporate as a Special Agent.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want this position. It'd be like the best job ever. So I'm asking for the vibes to maybe help me out. If it comes through, any of you Minnesota Massassians will be seeing the Wang perhaps, and I might get the opportunity to be the Agent in the Best Buy Ads and perhaps the Geek Squad TV commercials.

So send em' this way Massassi! Thanks!!

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
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2005-08-27, 7:48 PM #2

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

kickass *vibrates*

Which Minnesota area Best Buy?

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2005-08-27, 7:59 PM #3

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

*ultra-vibes*

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-08-27, 8:03 PM #4

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Holy poop, Genki, we're going to know someone famous!

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2005-08-27, 8:05 PM #5

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Woobles! :p

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-08-27, 8:09 PM #6

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

bzzzz

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2005-08-27, 8:19 PM #7

Delphian

It's crystal-clear to him.T

Posts: 2,647

I flew over Minnesota just last week!

Yeah anyways, hell yeah GO GEEK SQUAD!!!! Gimme a G! Gimme an E! Gimme an E! Gimme a K!

alrighty then.

2005-08-27, 8:19 PM #8

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

一个大西瓜

2005-08-27, 8:28 PM #9

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Go Yecti, go!

*vvvvbbbbbb*

2005-08-27, 8:39 PM #10

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

You can do it, Yecti!

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2005-08-27, 9:05 PM #11

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

It would be for the Corporate Standalone... So it wouldn't be in a Best Buy.

We would all have to party.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-08-27, 9:14 PM #12

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

/e begins sending vibes

Just make sure you make Massassi famous!

Life is beautiful.

2005-08-27, 9:58 PM #13

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

*vibes*

Now help me get a job with Geek Squad.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-08-27, 10:01 PM #14

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

If I get a job with Corporate, I probably could.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-08-27, 10:03 PM #15

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

get them to add a Geek Squad to Duluth, MN's Bestbuy.. we could use it

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2005-08-27, 10:06 PM #16

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

... you have a store... in MN... where there is no Geek Squad? OMFG...

It can't be. They're supposed to be in EVERY BEST BUY...

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-08-27, 10:08 PM #17

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

yea, it just [url=www.WhoPissedYouOff.com]PISSES[/url] me off!*

*strong language guarenteed

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2005-08-28, 12:25 AM #18

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

You know....Southern Mass. has a Best Buy that's like 20 mins from my house...and you know....I LOVE YOU!

*Oscillates all over the floor*

Think while it's still legal.

2005-08-28, 6:35 AM #19

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

/me humps washing machine. Walks off with residual vibes...

2005-08-28, 7:31 PM #20

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

So today I sent an email through our intercompany email system to about 22 people asking for letters of recommendation. With that many, I hope I won't be ignored. Going from CIA senior to Special Agent is a BIG step, so I really want to be considered... For those of you wondering, you can email almost ANY higher best buy employee by using their first and last name... So if a BBY manager pisses you off, you can send them personalized hate mail... Simply First.Last@BestBuy.com... hence, mine is... well... My name is Aaron Shanas... damned bots.

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-08-28, 7:35 PM #21

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

I thought your name was (tiki tiki) Slim Shady.

:|

D E A T H

2005-08-28, 10:25 PM #22

Charoziak

Burnt to a crisp

Posts: 376

!!!

Yecti, I'm totally looking you up and sending you a TAO tomorrow (or OWA, or whatever we're calling them now).

::vibes::

Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

2005-08-29, 11:33 AM #23

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

*Oscillates in glorious technicolour*

What may I ask, is a geek squad?

nope.

2005-08-29, 11:34 AM #24

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

FEEL THE VIBRATION!

Geek squad is a horribly overpriced [but the cheapest, still] tech support team based out of MN. They go everywhere, in their black and white beatles with orange "Geek Squad" logos. I actually answered their questions and got a FREE T-shirt once. I pwn.

JediKirby

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2005-08-29, 12:04 PM #25

Matterialize

Registered User

Posts: 793

o_O

v v v V v v V V V V v v v v v V V V v v V V V v v v v V v v v v V v

^--- Vibrations ---^

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

2005-08-29, 12:37 PM #26

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

You should Geeksquad it up in the Fargo/Moorhead area.
I'd bring you cookies!

2005-08-29, 3:34 PM #27

Wuss

Admits it.

Posts: 2,113

Vibes:

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2005-08-29, 3:37 PM #28

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Originally posted by Yecti:

If I get a job with Corporate, I probably could.

Seriously, do it. I'd love you. I need a better job.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-08-29, 3:43 PM #29

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

rrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRrrrrr

Democracy: rule by the stupid

2005-08-29, 5:16 PM #30

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

/me wibbles for the wang.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2005-08-29, 5:22 PM #31

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Consider yourself vibed.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2005-08-29, 5:55 PM #32

JudgeDredd

Believed in Green Men

Posts: 1,370

*turns on massage chair*

<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee

2005-08-30, 9:54 AM #33

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

So... Sherwood, the extremely goofy looking dude in all the Best Buy ads:

[http://bestbuy.dailyshopper.com/lib/bestbuy//338535_b.JPG]

Is going to endorse me to his corporate buddies, and help me get this job. The Massassi Vibes are WORKING MY FRIENDS!! Keep em' coming, and the G-Ride will be making a tour of Minnesota with a Wang inside it!! HUZZAH!

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-08-30, 11:57 AM #34

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

It shouldn't be that hard. I hear most of the guys at Geek Squad are pretty dumb when it comes to PCs. :p

2005-08-30, 12:34 PM #35

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Then you don't get reliable information. :rolleyes:

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2005-08-30, 12:37 PM #36

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

NOW, its the WANG SQUAD

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-08-30, 3:37 PM #37

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:

It shouldn't be that hard. I hear most of the guys at Geek Squad are pretty dumb when it comes to PCs. :p

That's by far one of the most erronneus things I've heard in a long, long time.

D E A T H

2005-08-30, 3:55 PM #38

Matterialize

Registered User

Posts: 793

Somehow, I tihnk "Geek Patrol" would've been funnier than Geek Squad.

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

2005-08-30, 4:09 PM #39

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

You got em.

So if you get the job, can you get me a discount at Best Buy? :p

2005-08-30, 4:13 PM #40

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

I think COMPUSA or something should have a rival service called Nerd Patrol or something along those lines. That would be funny.