I prefer to get blasted, and stay blasted.

If the invite says show up at 9, I'm there at 7 getting my drunk on.

I prefer to get REALLY plastered on heavy things, then keep that drunk up and going with whatever wussy stuff is around.

Beer before liquor, throw up quicker.
Liquor before beer, have no fear.

[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]I assure you, I still drink (At my age I really shouldn't be saying that in public..) but I find it fun to take advantage of other's being impaired.[/QUOTE]
It has nothing to do with drinking. If you had said, I don't really like to drink, but I'll go to parties and dance/socialize or whatever that's fine. But to go to parties to watch drunk people act stupid is just a ****ty way to live your life.

i have drank about 70 cans of beer and a litre and a half of vodka over the past 4 days, festivals rock.

don't ask me to remember any of it, it was fun though.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]What a way to live your life...[/QUOTE]

I assure you, I still drink (At my age I really shouldn't be saying that in public..) but I find it fun to take advantage of other's being impaired.

I don't like getting too drunk or ****ed up. I remind myself of my mom too much. But I've done it a couple times anyways.

I just don't like alcohol anyway, so watching others get drunk... is just as fun as getting drunk, I presume. I've never been drunk, never plan on.

Would you prefer I stayed sober and DIDN'T enjoy myself? Besides, I also help keep things at hand, when I'm not convincing people to go out in the street and hug trees/poles.

Personally I appreciate people that stay sober and watch the drunkards. It's nice to have someone there to stop you from doing things that are TOO stupid, and to feed you bread after you drink so much you throw up.

i dunno, i get drunkernaded maybe once every 3-4 months, so when i get hammered i get HAMMERED

I say screw that ****, and get the **** out of ****ing **** ****, y'know?

No, I don't know. Too much of it was censored.

the smilie in that one is classic