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I love having a Golden Gaytime and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
2005-09-01, 3:53 AM #1
[http://tinypic.com/909bg1.jpg]

So, Australia has an ice cream called "Golden Gaytime" that has, strangely enough, stayed in business for at least 15 years. On the plus side, it tastes awesome. It has biscuit bits, honeycomb icecream, etc.

There's nothing like plunging these sugar walls down my glory hole! It's so much better than tossing the salad into my mouth!

Unfortunately, the jokes in eating one are too numerous to mention, so many people forgo the Gaytime in exchange for a lesser confection, such as a Cornetto, which is less prone to emasculating jokes launched at the consumer.

But, to those people, I say: You undoubtedly know what you're missing out on. Why do you force yourself to deny your natural urges? Embrace the gaytime. It's perfectly natural.

[edit: had to find a new picture]
2005-09-01, 4:04 AM #2
I love having the occassional Gaytime. Especially on those warm summer days. I don't think there's anything like sharing a Gaytime with someone you love.
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2005-09-01, 4:24 AM #3
I like the new (not really new) Gaytime cones.
2005-09-01, 5:02 AM #4
I've never had a Gaytime, but I've always wanted to try. I just have a hard time convincing my friends to join me.
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2005-09-01, 5:52 AM #5
At the gay bar...

GAY BAR


GAY BAR!!!
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2005-09-01, 6:09 AM #6
I'm always up for a Gaytime.

I'd just like to know why they took the Maxibon off the market, that was the best icecream bar ever :mad:
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2005-09-01, 6:34 AM #7
What's that orange stuff in the bar?
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2005-09-01, 6:42 AM #8
honeycomb flavoured ice cream.
2005-09-01, 7:21 AM #9
In other confectionary/homosexual innuendo news, there used to be candy cigarettes in their own cigarette packet for sale called "FAGS". Unlike the makers of golden gaytime, this candy company felt the need to change the name of the candy to "FADS" which makes no sense at all. They should have stayed with fags. Back in the day I'd enjoy many fags.
2005-09-01, 7:22 AM #10
Thanks alot, from now on I'll always want to have a Gaytime and never be able to.
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2005-09-01, 7:42 AM #11
Quote:
In other confectionary/homosexual innuendo news, there used to be candy cigarettes in their own cigarette packet for sale called "FAGS". Unlike the makers of golden gaytime, this candy company felt the need to change the name of the candy to "FADS" which makes no sense at all. They should have stayed with fags. Back in the day I'd enjoy many fags.


Man, how could I forget!?!

What's more bizarre is that actual cigarettes are still known as "fags", so it's not like people don't still "suck down on a ***" or whatever. But I guess, at least, young children aren't now doing it.

Mfalse3: Couldn't you try and use the internet to have a gaytime? I'm sure this is a purpose to which the internet is particularly suited.
2005-09-01, 7:45 AM #12
please tell me it's possible to have a golden gaytime in this country
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2005-09-01, 8:16 AM #13
It is possible to have a golden gaytime in australia, but not with fags.
2005-09-01, 8:30 AM #14
"Colin Ferrall recently reported that he smokes over 3000 fags a year. Remember: In England, '***' is a slang term for 'gay dude'. "

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And hey, are Magnum bars still around? I used to have those all the time in Indonesia. Those things were great. Almost up there with Snickers Ice Cream Bars
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2005-09-01, 10:25 AM #15
Why is it Walls (the ice cream company with the heart symbol) has a different name in each country? It appears to be called "Streets" over in Aussie-land?

But back on topic, Golden Gaytime? Sure we don't have them here, unless they have a different name or something ("Frosty ******ttime"?)
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2005-09-01, 11:06 AM #16
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Embrace the gaytime.



YESSS!!!! YESSS!!!! That's going right into my sig. :D
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2005-09-01, 11:34 AM #17
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
And hey, are Magnum bars still around? I used to have those all the time in Indonesia. Those things were great. Almost up there with Snickers Ice Cream Bars


I saw some in Italy this past March. I didn't have one since it was, well, winter.
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2005-09-01, 1:00 PM #18
That actually looks realllly good. I really want one. Bah. Stupid non-gaytime tolerating america
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2005-09-01, 7:10 PM #19
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
And hey, are Magnum bars still around? I used to have those all the time in Indonesia. Those things were great. Almost up there with Snickers Ice Cream Bars


Oh yeah they're still around. The best one has a layer of chocolate, a layer of caramel, another layer of chocolate, then an icecream center. Damn it's good.
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2005-09-01, 8:59 PM #20
Eh, I can't take those magnums. I feel sick at the end from all the sugar... two layers of chocolate PLUS caramel... yeesh.

Quote:
Why is it Walls (the ice cream company with the heart symbol) has a different name in each country? It appears to be called "Streets" over in Aussie-land?


Probably there was something called "Walls" here already (or "Streets" over there, depending which came first). A similar thing happened with Burger King, which is "Hungry Jacks" over here (except at the airport, for some reason).
2005-09-01, 9:37 PM #21
In Israel the company with the heart logo is called Strauss. They used to have a different logo so I think the ice cream division of the Strauss group is now owned by Walls. I'm guessing that's what happened in Australia as well.

EDIT: here's an interesting link: http://www.hobotraveler.com/photoswallsicecream01.shtml
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2005-09-02, 12:43 AM #22
[QUOTE=Matthew Pate]Probably there was something called "Walls" here already (or "Streets" over there, depending which came first). A similar thing happened with Burger King, which is "Hungry Jacks" over here (except at the airport, for some reason).[/QUOTE]

Dunno about that, every country I've been to it has a different name there. Weird.

[edit: Missed Fardreamer's post. I remember that "Algida" is what the company is called in Turkey, but it has other names in the other countries I've been to.]
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2005-09-02, 12:58 AM #23
I love Golden Gaytimes. Their my all-time favorite ice-cream. I had no idea they were Australian exclusive.
I wonder if they ever get gay rights protestors, or if they'd get some if they tried changing the name.
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2005-09-02, 3:19 AM #24
Originally posted by Spork:
I'm always up for a Gaytime.

I'd just like to know why they took the Maxibon off the market, that was the best icecream bar ever :mad:


Oh man Maxibons are the best. As far as I know they are still sellling Maxibons. But they're hard to find. I've only ever found them in one cafe up here. Damn, now I'm hungry.
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2005-09-02, 3:35 AM #25
Originally posted by KegZ:
Oh man Maxibons are the best. As far as I know they are still sellling Maxibons. But they're hard to find. I've only ever found them in one cafe up here. Damn, now I'm hungry.

Those are the ice creams with two halfs, right? Those are goooood. Especially the cookie side...
2005-09-02, 2:58 PM #26
Quote:
There's nothing like plunging these sugar walls down my glory hole! It's so much better than tossing the salad into my mouth!


:eek:

Thats a very sexual statement :p
2005-09-02, 3:07 PM #27
Originally posted by Temperamental:
:eek:

Thats a very sexual statement :p


haha u know u loved it jon :p :eek: :banned: :cool: :em321:
2005-09-02, 3:13 PM #28
rrright..
2005-09-02, 5:24 PM #29
I still miss the Ghostbusters Icecream from the late 80's... The icecream was nothing special, it was the Ghostbusters wrapping that made all the difference.
2005-09-02, 8:23 PM #30
Originally posted by KegZ:
Oh man Maxibons are the best. As far as I know they are still sellling Maxibons. But they're hard to find. I've only ever found them in one cafe up here. Damn, now I'm hungry.


Where?!?! I want names, I want street and postal addresses, and I want them now damnit!!!
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2005-09-02, 9:18 PM #31
Originally posted by Spork:
Where?!?! I want names, I want street and postal addresses, and I want them now damnit!!!


LOL. Mate, you'd be pretty desparate if you wanted to drive almost 2 hours up here for a Maxibon.
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2005-09-02, 10:23 PM #32
Are you up for a road trip, Spork?
2005-09-02, 11:15 PM #33
In Finland, the ice-cream company with the heart logo is called GB Glace.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2005-09-02, 11:45 PM #34
We could tour the country going from town to town in search of the elusive Maxibon... I'm packed already.
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2005-09-03, 6:12 AM #35
I think I had a Maxibon once; they sucked.

Really, get some taste.

Even Frosty Fruits are better than those things.
2005-09-03, 6:58 AM #36
I always enjoy a Gaytime on wood.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-03, 7:37 AM #37
How did I know that only Austrailians had Gaytimes?
2005-09-03, 8:08 AM #38
It looks so good. I wish we had them here in the US. :gbk:
2005-09-03, 8:40 AM #39
Try San Fransisco.
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2005-09-04, 11:30 AM #40
Originally posted by Chuckles:
In other confectionary/homosexual innuendo news, there used to be candy cigarettes in their own cigarette packet for sale called "FAGS".


Candy cigarettes? I don't think I ever seen candy cigarettes.
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