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Bleegthh....
2005-09-02, 10:57 AM #1
I'm sick. Spent the better part of the morning over the trashcan/toilet. Missed all 3 classes and called out of work for the first time in a year...

I feel awful. Can't keep anything down, so I'm really hungry and really thirsty.

So... uh.... 1, is there absolutely anything that I can eat/drink that won't show up in half an hour, and 2, I need something to do. Entertain me!
Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
2005-09-02, 10:59 AM #2
Well, it sounds like you have plenty of vomit, so maybe you could do something with that. Finger painting perhaps?
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-09-02, 11:01 AM #3
Sorry, dunno where that nasty bit came from. I hope you feel better! I guess you've tried drinking something carbonated.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-09-02, 11:02 AM #4
Milk and water.

Otherwise starve yourself and sleep.
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2005-09-02, 11:12 AM #5
Toast or saltine crackers generally stay down. Sprite or something similar helps settle the stomach.
Pissed Off?
2005-09-02, 11:13 AM #6
Saltines and Sprite. Works well, regardless of sickness or hangover.
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2005-09-02, 11:26 AM #7
Try Pepto-Bismol, it's good for heartburn, nausea, indegestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! Yay Pepto-Bismol!
Stuff
2005-09-02, 1:33 PM #8
Nachos! Nachos and Vodka!
2005-09-02, 2:43 PM #9
Take a graval or pepto-bismol. Eat plain crackers and drink flat coke / sprite / ginger ale.
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"Oh."
2005-09-02, 5:05 PM #10
Digestives!
nope.
2005-09-02, 5:20 PM #11
I drink powerade or something like that. Sorry Ruthven, but to me, dairy makes it 10 times worse for some reason.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-09-02, 7:24 PM #12
Originally posted by kyle90:
Try Pepto-Bismol, it's good for heartburn, nausea, indegestion, upset stomach, diarrhea! Yay Pepto-Bismol!


Its true, pepto-bismol can fix anything.
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2005-09-02, 9:08 PM #13
What about a broken car transmission?
2005-09-02, 9:20 PM #14
salt water should clear that right up
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2005-09-02, 10:26 PM #15
I used to love Sprite and Powerade...but one time I had a really bad flu and that's ALL I drank, all day. One night I just threw up a huge bucket full of Powerade, now just thinking of the stuff makes me get sick to my stomach.
Think while it's still legal.

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