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I'm an uncle!
2005-09-03, 12:51 PM #1
Thats right I'm now uncle Derek or even uncle Buck :D

1 day old and a little darling :D

p.s. its a boy :D

My sisters doing well, see's very tired but seems quite happy.
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2005-09-03, 12:52 PM #2
Oh yes, I never knew babies came with anti-theft devices :D
2005-09-03, 1:35 PM #3
Looks like one of those electric dog collars. The kid wanders too far, and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!!!!

j/k, Berlick. But seriously, what IS that thing?
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-09-03, 1:46 PM #4
its a baby, duh.
2005-09-03, 1:46 PM #5
Like I said, an anti-theft device :D

As far as I can tell it compromises a pressure sensor, a remote signal receiver and something similar to a shops security tag. If you take it off it sets of an alarm and if you try to leave the ward it sets of the alarm. It can be turned off remotley by the nurses, I assume by the computer in the nurses station.

Its the hospitals answer to ensuring nobody trys to kidnap a new born or the parents leaving before its safe for the baby.
2005-09-03, 1:52 PM #6
Originally posted by Berlick:
... or the parents leaving before its safe for the baby.


You mean parents leaving before they have paid their bill, eh?

Anyway, quite a tigger...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-09-03, 2:39 PM #7
Congrats to your sister. Didn't they just start kiddie tag lately?
nope.
2005-09-03, 5:04 PM #8
that is a darn cute baby!
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-09-03, 8:36 PM #9
An adorable baby! Congrats to you and your sister! :D
2005-09-03, 8:43 PM #10
congrats
2005-09-03, 8:46 PM #11
Since you're his uncle, you know it's YOUR job to corrupt him and make him into a Massassian right?


Congrats! :D
I had a blog. It sucked.
2005-09-03, 9:11 PM #12
That leg thing looks really uncomfortable.
2005-09-03, 11:51 PM #13
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
That leg thing looks really uncomfortable.


Just think how happy he will be when it's finally taken off. It'll be like a first birthday present...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-09-04, 1:28 AM #14
That device on his leg reminds me of something...I try but I can't remember where it was, but it was a movie or a TV show, where people were caught in some kind of labor camp and some kind of mechanical crawling bug that killed anyone trying to escape/revolt was planted inside them.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2005-09-04, 1:46 AM #15
The intestinator? Reminds me more of that other movie where the collars are paired up between prisoners and if they get more than X distance away from eachother, both collars explode... and no one knows who their collar partner is.

Ah, futuristic prison movies. Cute baby btw.
2005-09-04, 2:26 AM #16
Congrats! :)
Pissed Off?
2005-09-04, 2:28 AM #17
Woobles!
2005-09-04, 2:57 AM #18
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Since you're his uncle, you know it's YOUR job to corrupt him and make him into a Massassian right?



Not sure I'd want him hanging around here :p but yes, I know its my job to corrupt him and the first order of the day will be to learn him all the ways to annoy his mum/my sister :D

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