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Science fiction/fantasy books

2005-09-06, 9:07 PM #1

Ric_Olie

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Ultra-condensed!

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml

Hitchhiker's is particularly funny, as is I, Robot.

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Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2005-09-06, 9:26 PM #2

kyle90

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I rather enjoyed "War of the Worlds" and "Contact"

Stuff

2005-09-06, 9:37 PM #3

cazor

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haha i love the ending of the RotK one.

(A bunch of feathered DEUS EX MACHINAS come out of NOWHERE and save EVERYBODY.)

2005-09-06, 11:19 PM #4

Ric_Olie

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Also gotta love the collected works of Stephen King:

It was a nice day...........................AND THEN EVIL CAME!

And also the Andromeda Strain:

Scientists

A deadly virus that turns blood into a fine powder has been brought to Earth by a fallen space probe. We must contain the area and study the virus in our impenetrable fortress-like laboratory.

(They do.)

Horror! The virus is loose in our impenetrable, fortress-like laboratory. We are trapped by our own ingenious defenses! We are going to die!

(They don't.)

Oh. The virus has inexplicably mutated into a non-fatal form. It now eats rubber instead of turning blood to powder. We aren't going to die after all.

Reader

COP OUT! COOOOOOOOOP OUT!

THE END

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
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Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2005-09-06, 11:45 PM #5

tofu

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Pffffff, the best one is Harry Potter.