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a treasure of pr0n
2005-09-08, 6:23 PM #1
two of my friends lived across the street from each other while we were growing up. one at home and the other with his grand parents.
they were sitting in the grand parents basement one day (in 1982 btw) just doing what 13 year old kids do in thier grand parents basement. tv, comics, etc... one of them looked up for some reason and caught a glimpse up into the rafters between where the ceiling tiles weren't quite matched at the doorway. a one in a million glance. stacks of pr0n mags. STACKS!
over the next 6 months or so they frequented them often.
20 years later, grand parents passed on, and then my friend's mom passed on. he sold the house as he was the heir to it.
skip ahead another three years and the new owners are friends with the friend that lived with his parents across the street from the grand parents. he happened to mention to the new owner about the treasure they found as young teenagers. the new owner goes home and first thing he does is finds STACKS of pr0n from the 70's and 80's. good condition too. some are very good condition.
one of the magazines is called ontario swingers. now i know the swinger community in ontario is large enough to have it's own magazine published and i have to try not to picture my friend's grand parents as swingers. [shudder]

nice little find. a good find for e-bay.
2005-09-08, 6:36 PM #2
Indeed it is. As old day pr0n isn't my thing, I'd sell it if I were you. (Or whoever has rights to them. I'm tired, cranky, and not paying attention)
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2005-09-08, 6:44 PM #3
Muahahaha...I remember finding bags of porn magazines in the woods when I was a kid....good times.
2005-09-08, 6:47 PM #4
Why would someone dump porn like trash unless it were illegal? In all seriousness, what KIND of porn was it? It could have been like, child or rape or something.... gross...
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2005-09-08, 7:28 PM #5
They didn't say it was thrown away, just that it was hidden.
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2005-09-08, 7:31 PM #6
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
Why would someone dump porn like trash unless it were illegal? In all seriousness, what KIND of porn was it? It could have been like, child or rape or something.... gross...

No it was playboys and the like...And why not dump porn? It's not like it's the greatest thing in the world or anything...its just porno. But really this was part of something else because I also found like 3 garbage bags full of comic books throughout the monthes in that same forest....I still have them all too. (not the porn tho lol)
2005-09-08, 7:35 PM #7
You're now going to be know as the guy who gave up free porn. :p
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2005-09-08, 7:49 PM #8
I know that.

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Pissed Off?
2005-09-08, 8:12 PM #9
I've never seen what was so great about porn.

Edit: Avenger future posted!
2005-09-08, 8:30 PM #10
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Hahaha...porno mags became obsolete the second the internet came out my dear friend.[/QUOTE]

Quoted for...the win. \m/

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2005-09-08, 8:34 PM #11
COMING, MAY 1994: THE INTERNET!!!S!

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2005-09-08, 8:34 PM #12
raoul = futureposted, thus rendering my post completely meaningless.
2005-09-08, 8:50 PM #13
Originally posted by Avenger:
You're now going to be know as the guy who gave up free porn. :p

Hahaha...porno mags became obsolete the second the internet came out my dear friend.
2005-09-08, 9:05 PM #14
Really? Wow I thought porno mags were still popular, being as the companies have more and more of them out. I mean after all, the majority of men read porno mags while using the bathroom.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-09-08, 10:08 PM #15
Originally posted by THRAWN:
I mean after all, the majority of men read porno mags while using the bathroom.


Why wasn't I informed of this! I've been missing out!
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2005-09-08, 10:56 PM #16
Originally posted by THRAWN:
Really? Wow I thought porno mags were still popular, being as the companies have more and more of them out. I mean after all, the majority of men read porno mags while using the bathroom.


Why do they read them? That makes no sense.
Pissed Off?
2005-09-08, 11:02 PM #17
Originally posted by THRAWN:
Really? Wow I thought porno mags were still popular, being as the companies have more and more of them out. I mean after all, the majority of men read porno mags while using the bathroom.


Isn't that kind of... impossible? It's.. you know, kind of impossible to take a piss while fully erect, and painful.
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2005-09-08, 11:08 PM #18
Just harder to aim.
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2005-09-08, 11:14 PM #19
No, I'm thinking.. excited, not just erect. You can't pee. Trust me, I've tried these things.
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2005-09-08, 11:30 PM #20
Originally posted by Freelancer:
No, I'm thinking.. excited, not just erect. You can't pee. Trust me, I've tried these things.

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2005-09-08, 11:40 PM #21
Originally posted by THRAWN:
Really? Wow I thought porno mags were still popular, being as the companies have more and more of them out. I mean after all, the majority of men read porno mags while using the bathroom.

Obsolete...to me.
2005-09-09, 11:18 AM #22
Originally posted by FancyMan:
This certificate is presented to freelancer! for successful completion of 6th grade health class.


nice ;)
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