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Wow. This was so incredible that I forgot to post about it until now.
2005-09-10, 2:31 PM #1
Last tuesday, I went to the movies with friends. I bought a small bag of popcorn, and guess what was attached to it? AN AOL "3032849320 hours free!!1" CD!

What the heck. Anyone else had similar experiences?
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2005-09-10, 2:38 PM #2
Once I pooped half on/half off the seat in a public bathroom. When I was cleaning it up I found a cookie, so I sat down to eat it and I found an AOL CD taped on the ceiling.
2005-09-10, 2:40 PM #3
alright then.
2005-09-10, 2:40 PM #4
why did you eat a cookie you found in the bathroom?
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2005-09-10, 2:41 PM #5
Why not?
2005-09-10, 2:42 PM #6
I couldn't let a perfectly good cookie go to waste, would you?
2005-09-10, 2:51 PM #7
Originally posted by matrixhacker:
Once I pooped half on/half off the seat in a public bathroom. When I was cleaning it up I found a cookie, so I sat down to eat it and I found an AOL CD taped on the ceiling.


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2005-09-10, 2:54 PM #8
Yes.

[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/icon_puke.gif] to AOL.
2005-09-10, 3:06 PM #9
Vin Diesel once destroyed a million AOL CDs with a flex of his bicep.
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2005-09-10, 3:17 PM #10
3,032,849,320 hours = 345.99 millenia

:eek:
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2005-09-10, 3:49 PM #11
Damn. This thread is seriously hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the AOL CDs must be...
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2005-09-10, 4:02 PM #12
Originally posted by Emon:
3,032,849,320 hours = 345.99 millenia

:eek:


or 45 days, whichever comes first. Unused hours at the end of the trial period cannot be carried over.

2005-09-10, 4:30 PM #13
Anyone miss the AOL floppy disks? Atleast you can use the disk afterwards.

Also, wtf @ cookie story.
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2005-09-10, 6:51 PM #14
I've actually got an AOL floppy in my desk, but it has since been purged of the demon.
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2005-09-10, 9:09 PM #15
AOL goes to so much effort making fancy CD jewl cases. Once we got a really nice wood CD case. I wish they'd start putting it on thumb drives.
2005-09-10, 9:12 PM #16
AOL thumb drives would be great; except they'd probably make them read-only...
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2005-09-10, 9:28 PM #17
Originally posted by Pommy:
Last tuesday, I went to the movies with friends. I bought a small bag of popcorn, and guess what was attached to it? AN AOL "3032849320 hours free!!1" CD!


Nobody else wants the free crap so they gave it all to that one cd.
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2005-09-10, 10:50 PM #18
Seems like we get one of their damn disks in the mail every two months or so, in a plastic case filled with coupons and other crap...addressed oh-so-personally to "current resident". Do they really send those to everyone? I can't imagine the cost...
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2005-09-11, 1:11 AM #19
i have never recieved an aol cd.
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2005-09-11, 10:09 AM #20
If I find an AOL cd in my mailbox, I use the case and discard the CD. If there ISN'T a case, then I break the CD and use the shards to shred and kill whoever mailed it to me! :mad:
2005-09-11, 10:15 AM #21
Whenever I get an AOL cd I chuck them in the microwave for exactly 3 seconds.
Looks cool.
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2005-09-11, 10:34 AM #22
Originally posted by Delphian:
If I find an AOL cd in my mailbox, I use the case and discard the CD. If there ISN'T a case, then I break the CD and use the shards to shred and kill whoever mailed it to me! :mad:


I go through so many mailmen this way. :(
D E A T H
2005-09-11, 10:59 AM #23
http://www.nomoreaolcds.com
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2005-09-11, 12:00 PM #24
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2005-09-11, 12:40 PM #25
This thread is a prime example of the bizzare form of humor I have to come to associate with Massassi..... [/professor]
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2005-09-11, 6:06 PM #26
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
This thread is a prime example of the bizzare form of humor I have to come to associate with Massassi..... [/professor]


It's unique, and enjoyable. THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU MASSASSI! and why I absolutely hate AOL. I get a CD a month it seems like, but they send some cool tins!
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2005-09-11, 6:12 PM #27
Originally posted by Avenger:
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Mentioning this in conjunction with the word bathroom brings up horrible memories from this morning :eek: (work related. rule number 1: never let anyone with a hangover/stomach flu into a fast-food restaraunt. ITS NOT WORTH IT.)

Back on topic, my uncle once had the ambitious idea to decorate a wall of his basement with AOL CDs during the 90s (its a 12-foot wall. i think he got a quarter-way done before giving up).
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