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2005-09-10, 9:06 PM #1
Yes hello im new here.....So any wellwishing? cookies? PIE?
:em321:
2005-09-10, 9:09 PM #2
Oh and i have 20 gmail invites... for whoever hosts my file...
2005-09-10, 9:19 PM #3
i ahve 100 Gmail invites for whoever does absolutely nothing. this is a very abd place to try and get rid of your invites, everyone has at least one account. but anyway, welcome! i'll give you the short version of all that should be coming your way:

Yes, we already have your soul, Jim is porbably shelving it as we speak. Do not touch or otherwise accost the madquack, it bites. Don't take the cookies, they can only be givin and are almsot always stale, and keep an eye on your elbows.

And, finally: Hello!
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2005-09-10, 9:22 PM #4
Welcome to Massassi

[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/allyoursoul.JPG]
Pissed Off?
2005-09-10, 9:24 PM #5
DAMN YOU AVENGER!

Welcome.
D E A T H
2005-09-10, 9:25 PM #6
My pic that I made in my webspace. ;)
Pissed Off?
2005-09-10, 9:28 PM #7
>:|
D E A T H
2005-09-10, 9:55 PM #8
Welcome friend.

Beware of the White. It stalks us relentlessly, stealing all colour.
If it touches us- Oh! Too late.

*falls over dead*
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2005-09-10, 9:59 PM #9
My name is Demon_Nightmare
2005-09-10, 11:35 PM #10
Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare:
My name is Demon_Nightmare


A true revelation...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-09-10, 11:47 PM #11
Visit the Interactive Story Board. Post on it. It is your friend.
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2005-09-11, 1:20 AM #12
[QUOTE=Noble Outlaw]i ahve 100 Gmail invites for whoever does absolutely nothing. this is a very abd place to try and get rid of your invites, everyone has at least one account. but anyway, welcome! i'll give you the short version of all that should be coming your way:

Yes, we already have your soul, Jim is porbably shelving it as we speak. Do not touch or otherwise accost the madquack, it bites. Don't take the cookies, they can only be givin and are almsot always stale, and keep an eye on your elbows.

And, finally: Hello![/QUOTE]

i dont have a g-mail account
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2005-09-11, 6:05 AM #13
BEAVERS
2005-09-11, 9:31 AM #14
Originally posted by alpha1:
i dont have a g-mail account


well, send an e-mail to either NobleOutlaw [At] gmail [dot] com, NobleOutlaw (at) jhu (Dot) com, or Javert {at} Jhu {Dot} com and i'll send you an invite. assuming you want one
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2005-09-11, 9:36 AM #15
I'd be guessing any massassian that doesn't have g-mail by now don't have it because they don't really want it.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2005-09-11, 9:52 AM #16
Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare:
My name is Demon_Nightmare


Actually its Jonat----*SNIPE*
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2005-09-11, 10:11 AM #17
Welcome, welcome. Wipe your feet at the door. See Spork about a drink.

People to avoid: spe and SAJN_Master. But don't worry. You won't see them posting much here.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-11, 10:23 AM #18
NOOOO!!!! :eek: Run away while you can! These forums are DEADLY!!! Poison, I say! Get outta h.......*silenced by gunshot*
2005-09-11, 10:27 AM #19
Heklos.
2005-09-11, 10:55 AM #20
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Welcome, welcome. Wipe your feet at the door. See Spork about a drink.

People to avoid: spe and SAJN_Master. But don't worry. You won't see them posting much here.


Especially how they're now called Mr. Stafford and Victor Van Dort.

Welcome! Bow to my new custom title and enjoy my fishsecks. That is all.
nope.
2005-09-11, 10:55 AM #21
Oh... did SAJN get banned or something? I'm gone for like 2 days and he gets banned!!! WTF!
>>untie shoes
2005-09-11, 12:02 PM #22
Your elbows = our welcome
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-09-11, 12:29 PM #23
I have 50 gmail invites as well.

Didn't GMail go public? At least it did on mobile phones or something. I read somethong on slashdot last week.

2005-09-11, 12:30 PM #24
Originally posted by Boco:
Especially how they're now called Mr. Stafford and Victor Van Dort.

Welcome! Bow to my new custom title and enjoy my fishsecks. That is all.


Mr. Stafford = Spork? I've been out of the loop...

In any case, you need to post on NeS, Mr. Stafford (and you too new guy)! It's a new storyarc, and we need posts!
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2005-09-11, 12:32 PM #25
Welcome to the Soul Stealing Center of the Universe! :)

>_>

<_<

Excuse me while I go hunt for mine again....
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2005-09-11, 12:33 PM #26
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Mr. Stafford = Spork? I've been out of the loop...

In any case, you need to post on NeS, Mr. Stafford (and you too new guy)! It's a new storyarc, and we need posts!

SPE (aka "Septic_Yogurt") not Spork, you fool! :mad:

....

/me loves
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2005-09-11, 2:24 PM #27
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
Welcome to the Soul Stealing Center of the Universe! ... Excuse me while I go hunt for mine again....

Poor guy just won't accept that it is gone forever...
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-09-11, 3:22 PM #28
Welcome to massassi! I recommend carrying a wep of some kind at all times....you WILL need it.........<_<->_>

[Edit:] If you're the newest member on massassi, how is it that i'm still the newest member? :confused:
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
Matt Bonner, The Lebron Killer
2005-09-11, 3:37 PM #29
welcome to massassi.... eh hem....
*starts reading a paper aloud*
welcome to massassi...
-all your soul are belong to us
-jk isnt dead its just... hybernating....
-keep your car locked at all times
-dont leave running machinery un-attended
-dont even think of opening the soul box
-watch for falling objects
-hard-hat zone
-watch for stray bullets
-if you find my soul, give it to Brian... i gave him an IOU when i joined since i alrdy sold my soul on ebay <.< >.>
-these arent the droids your looking for
-keep some duct tape handy at all times
-construction zone ahead
-pedestrian crossing ahead
-speed bump ahead
-none shall pass
-move along

*cough*
:em321:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2005-09-11, 4:07 PM #30
Welcome to Massassi. This place prides itself on its incredibly wierd and alienating welcoming of new members. We're really quite decent people... except for a few. Who, I will not say. :em321:
DO NOT WANT.
2005-09-11, 4:47 PM #31
Originally posted by Boco:
Especially how they're now called Mr. Stafford and Victor Van Dort.


Thanks for ruining my joke, Mr. Dork McCrapface.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-11, 4:59 PM #32
[QUOTE=Fett 316]Welcome to massassi! I recommend carrying a wep of some kind at all times....you WILL need it.........<_<->_>

[Edit:] If you're the newest member on massassi, how is it that i'm still the newest member? :confused:[/QUOTE]
*whistles*
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-09-11, 9:12 PM #33
*Thanks the custom title gods* :D
666, The Number of the Beast.
664, The Bloke Next Door.
Matt Bonner, The Lebron Killer
2005-09-12, 1:41 AM #34
::huggles Soul::

Mawhahahah! I still have my soul! It was never taken away from me! BAWHAHAHAHH! I am t3h w00tness! ::runs off with Soul before it can be stolen::
Lurker Extraordinaire
2005-09-12, 1:44 AM #35
That's not your soul, chief.
Pissed Off?
2005-09-12, 3:29 AM #36
Quote:
Oh... did SAJN get banned or something? I'm gone for like 2 days and he gets banned!!! WTF!


/pats Bill on the head.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-09-12, 8:12 AM #37
Hola!...


I have nothing witty to say. :(
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-09-12, 3:13 PM #38
Originally posted by Xytal:
::huggles Soul::

Mawhahahah! I still have my soul! It was never taken away from me! BAWHAHAHAHH! I am t3h w00tness! ::runs off with Soul before it can be stolen::


It gives them great pleasure to make you think you are still in posession of your soul.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

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