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Don’t Be Nasty To The Testicle Chefs
2005-09-11, 2:52 PM #1
Organisers of the world testicle cooking championships were left out of pocket after a hoaxer claimed to be Australia’s top testicle cook.

A man claiming to be Australian chef Nibel Bevan rang the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia, asking to take part. Organiser Gornji Milanovac said they imported kangaroo testicles especially for the Australian team - but nobody turned up.

He said: “The caller told us cooked kangaroo testicles were a popular delicacy in Australia, and gave us the details of where we could get kangaroo testicles from so we could have them ready when Mr Bevan and his team arrived. We were disappointed when no Australians arrived, we even had a band ready to welcome them.”

Ljubomir Erovic, who arranged a VIP reception for ‘Mr Bevan’, added: “We are sorry Mr Bevan could not make it, and hope he might still turn up next year once he realises that jokers have been pretending to be him. We would like to compare the testicles of a kangaroo to those of wild boars and bulls. That would really make our unique competition the World Championships.”
幻術
2005-09-11, 3:18 PM #2
Mmm. Tasty.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-09-11, 4:12 PM #3
That's gotta be one treat I wouldn't mind missing...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-09-11, 4:23 PM #4
This thread is a load of balls if you ask me! :D
2005-09-11, 4:24 PM #5
I'd say you're nuts.
Stuff
2005-09-11, 4:29 PM #6
THOSE CHEFS SURE SEEM RATHER TESTY.
2005-09-11, 4:46 PM #7
So...you could say that the whole thing went balls up?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-11, 4:48 PM #8
Wolfy killed it. Way to go....Balls, LAWL.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-09-12, 5:04 AM #9
Offer those meals with a side dish of nuts and berries and you got yourself a meal!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-09-12, 7:03 AM #10
Don't forget some sausage. I always like to start my morning off with a sausage and berries.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-12, 7:11 AM #11
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Don't forget some sausage. I always like to start my morning off with a sausage and berries.


I'm more of a taco guy but thanks for the tip :p
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-09-12, 7:11 AM #12
Wolfy, stop dicking around, already.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-09-12, 7:39 AM #13
Stop being such a crotchety old man, Gris.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-09-12, 11:04 AM #14
I wonder how many puns and ball jokes we can make before this thread either gets locked or dies :p
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2005-09-12, 11:28 AM #15
It'd take some big ones to win that competition.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-09-12, 11:28 AM #16
Your just the cock of the walk, aren't you Savage?
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-09-12, 11:30 AM #17
Well I say... errr..... Oh Bollocks.
nope.
2005-09-12, 11:31 AM #18
Originally posted by lassev:
That's gotta be one treat I wouldn't mind missing...


Speak for yourself. I'd hate to be missing my testicles.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-09-12, 11:33 AM #19
Penis.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-09-12, 11:34 AM #20
Originally posted by Roach:
Penis.


I was going to say that, then I thought it would cock up the thread.
nope.
2005-09-12, 11:58 AM #21
I was sipping some Earl Grey in my trendy internet cafe, when I read this thread, and in my surprise overturned my teacup on my keyboard.

I guess you could say this thread has been... teabagged.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-09-12, 12:16 PM #22
I guess you could say they COOK ANIMAL TESTICLES!
2005-09-12, 3:02 PM #23
Nothin like them Rocky Mountain Oysters!
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-09-12, 3:11 PM #24
Quote:
I was sipping some Earl Grey in my trendy internet cafe, when I read this thread, and in my surprise overturned my teacup on my keyboard.

I guess you could say this thread has been... teabagged.


0_o *dies laughing*
Think while it's still legal.

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